"I refusetobelieve..."I will give you5 stars if youresolve myconcern to mysatisfactionUsing the Jeff Bqueueas the firstresponse togetting theirissue resolved.UsesinternalterminologyStill using theirmiddle schoolemail address fortheir Amazonaccount(i.e., biebergirl98)Reimburseme for lostsales/potentialsales"I neverhad to dothisbefore..."Threatens legalactionwhilesimultaneouslyasking for help"I neverreceived anotification thatthis was goingto occur"Forums uncoverssystem issue afteryou reply to theseller that there isno issueSellerFeedbackremovalBuyBoxCustomerProductReviewRemovalLong, detailedpersonal history ofwhy the sellerquit their job to bea seller onAmazonDid not contact ususing an emailaddressassociated withthe selling orbrand accountGoogle(badly)translatedmessageComplainsabout support(or lack thereof)from SellerSupport"Please refer tocase IDXXXXXXX"Which is in aforeign languagethat you do notspeak.Generic(white label)itemownershipissueNon-infringement:Listing AbuseNot as Described(NasD)ASIN/Listing HijackingSearch Rank AbuseVariation AbusePDP TamperingAppeals onlyReopens toask youaboutanotherissue "Othersellers aredoing it.""If youwouldjust..." FBA"I refusetobelieve..."I will give you5 stars if youresolve myconcern to mysatisfactionUsing the Jeff Bqueueas the firstresponse togetting theirissue resolved.UsesinternalterminologyStill using theirmiddle schoolemail address fortheir Amazonaccount(i.e., biebergirl98)Reimburseme for lostsales/potentialsales"I neverhad to dothisbefore..."Threatens legalactionwhilesimultaneouslyasking for help"I neverreceived anotification thatthis was goingto occur"Forums uncoverssystem issue afteryou reply to theseller that there isno issueSellerFeedbackremovalBuyBoxCustomerProductReviewRemovalLong, detailedpersonal history ofwhy the sellerquit their job to bea seller onAmazonDid not contact ususing an emailaddressassociated withthe selling orbrand accountGoogle(badly)translatedmessageComplainsabout support(or lack thereof)from SellerSupport"Please refer tocase IDXXXXXXX"Which is in aforeign languagethat you do notspeak.Generic(white label)itemownershipissueNon-infringement:Listing AbuseNot as Described(NasD)ASIN/Listing HijackingSearch Rank AbuseVariation AbusePDP TamperingAppeals onlyReopens toask youaboutanotherissue "Othersellers aredoing it.""If youwouldjust..." FBA

EBR Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I refuse to believe..."
  2. I will give you 5 stars if you resolve my concern to my satisfaction
  3. Using the Jeff B queue as the first response to getting their issue resolved.
  4. Uses internal terminology
  5. Still using their middle school email address for their Amazon account (i.e., biebergirl98)
  6. Reimburse me for lost sales/potential sales
  7. "I never had to do this before..."
  8. Threatens legal action while simultaneously asking for help
  9. "I never received a notification that this was going to occur"
  10. Forums uncovers system issue after you reply to the seller that there is no issue
  11. Seller Feedback removal
  12. Buy Box
  13. Customer Product Review Removal
  14. Long, detailed personal history of why the seller quit their job to be a seller on Amazon
  15. Did not contact us using an email address associated with the selling or brand account
  16. Google (badly) translated message
  17. Complains about support (or lack thereof) from Seller Support
  18. "Please refer to case ID XXXXXXX" Which is in a foreign language that you do not speak.
  19. Generic (white label) item ownership issue
  20. Non-infringement: Listing Abuse Not as Described (NasD) ASIN/Listing Hijacking Search Rank Abuse Variation Abuse PDP Tampering Appeals only
  21. Reopens to ask you about another issue
  22. "Other sellers are doing it."
  23. "If you would just..."
  24. FBA