We'renot hiringremoteAccessibility?You meanwheelchairs?Junior, 5+yearsexperiencerequiredWorkhard,play hardRejectedfifteenminutes afterapplyingRequiresmaster'sdegree, paysminimumwagePaysentirelyin equityApplyagain inthe future!Failed expertleetcodeproblem forjunior frontendposition"Paymentuponprofitability"Thanksfor yourinterest!"We valuediversity"three whitedudesWe'relooking foraspecialistDecidednot tofill thispositionNot a 10xperformerI'll just doit myselfwith WixRejectedmore thansix monthsafterapplying15 hourunpaid take-home projectduetomorrowClipart logoon gradientbackgroundWhy aren'tthere anyexperiencedcandidates?(doesn't hirejuniors)We'relooking forageneralistWe'll keepyourresumeon fileFreelanceexperiencedoesn'tcountMore than10requiredlanguagesWe'renot hiringremoteAccessibility?You meanwheelchairs?Junior, 5+yearsexperiencerequiredWorkhard,play hardRejectedfifteenminutes afterapplyingRequiresmaster'sdegree, paysminimumwagePaysentirelyin equityApplyagain inthe future!Failed expertleetcodeproblem forjunior frontendposition"Paymentuponprofitability"Thanksfor yourinterest!"We valuediversity"three whitedudesWe'relooking foraspecialistDecidednot tofill thispositionNot a 10xperformerI'll just doit myselfwith WixRejectedmore thansix monthsafterapplying15 hourunpaid take-home projectduetomorrowClipart logoon gradientbackgroundWhy aren'tthere anyexperiencedcandidates?(doesn't hirejuniors)We'relooking forageneralistWe'll keepyourresumeon fileFreelanceexperiencedoesn'tcountMore than10requiredlanguages

Tech Rejection Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We're not hiring remote
  2. Accessibility? You mean wheelchairs?
  3. Junior, 5+ years experience required
  4. Work hard, play hard
  5. Rejected fifteen minutes after applying
  6. Requires master's degree, pays minimum wage
  7. Pays entirely in equity
  8. Apply again in the future!
  9. Failed expert leetcode problem for junior frontend position
  10. "Payment upon profitability"
  11. Thanks for your interest!
  12. "We value diversity" three white dudes
  13. We're looking for a specialist
  14. Decided not to fill this position
  15. Not a 10x performer
  16. I'll just do it myself with Wix
  17. Rejected more than six months after applying
  18. 15 hour unpaid take-home project due tomorrow
  19. Clipart logo on gradient background
  20. Why aren't there any experienced candidates? (doesn't hire juniors)
  21. We're looking for a generalist
  22. We'll keep your resume on file
  23. Freelance experience doesn't count
  24. More than 10 required languages