What doyou meanI can't getmy dose?You willlose yourjob overthis!I lostthem, theywerestolen.I'm late forme appt. Islept in.I don'thave aphonenumber.I need mydoseincreased.I alwayshaveproblemswhen I'mhereBUT INEED ITNOW!Just thisonetime!What doyou mean Idon't haverefills?Can I havemy dosebefore Icome pee?I'm in ahurry, I haveto besomewhere!I swear, Ididn't use. Ijust smokedweed.Can I getmy medsearly?When do Iget myfirst carry?Is thatenoughpee?The Docgave me acoupon but Idon't have it.Can I takemy carrywithout mylock box?I need theorangeonesrefilled.I can'thave thegenericbrand.Can youcall a cabfor me?Everythingis fine,just reneweverything.Can I seehim a bitearly?I paid$X.XXlast time!What doyou meanI can't getmy dose?You willlose yourjob overthis!I lostthem, theywerestolen.I'm late forme appt. Islept in.I don'thave aphonenumber.I need mydoseincreased.I alwayshaveproblemswhen I'mhereBUT INEED ITNOW!Just thisonetime!What doyou mean Idon't haverefills?Can I havemy dosebefore Icome pee?I'm in ahurry, I haveto besomewhere!I swear, Ididn't use. Ijust smokedweed.Can I getmy medsearly?When do Iget myfirst carry?Is thatenoughpee?The Docgave me acoupon but Idon't have it.Can I takemy carrywithout mylock box?I need theorangeonesrefilled.I can'thave thegenericbrand.Can youcall a cabfor me?Everythingis fine,just reneweverything.Can I seehim a bitearly?I paid$X.XXlast time!

Shit They Say BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you mean I can't get my dose?
  2. You will lose your job over this!
  3. I lost them, they were stolen.
  4. I'm late for me appt. I slept in.
  5. I don't have a phone number.
  6. I need my dose increased.
  7. I always have problems when I'm here
  8. BUT I NEED IT NOW!
  9. Just this one time!
  10. What do you mean I don't have refills?
  11. Can I have my dose before I come pee?
  12. I'm in a hurry, I have to be somewhere!
  13. I swear, I didn't use. I just smoked weed.
  14. Can I get my meds early?
  15. When do I get my first carry?
  16. Is that enough pee?
  17. The Doc gave me a coupon but I don't have it.
  18. Can I take my carry without my lock box?
  19. I need the orange ones refilled.
  20. I can't have the generic brand.
  21. Can you call a cab for me?
  22. Everything is fine, just renew everything.
  23. Can I see him a bit early?
  24. I paid $X.XX last time!