Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothAnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothAnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  2. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  3. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  4. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  5. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  6. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  7. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  8. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  9. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  10. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  11. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  12. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  13. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  14. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  15. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  16. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  17. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  18. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  19. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  20. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  21. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  22. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  23. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  24. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  25. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  26. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  27. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  28. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  29. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  30. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  31. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  32. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  33. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  34. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  35. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  36. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  37. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  38. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  39. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  40. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  41. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  42. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  43. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  44. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  45. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  46. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  47. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  48. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  49. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  50. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  51. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  52. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  53. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  54. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  55. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  56. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  57. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  58. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  59. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  60. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  61. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  62. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  63. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  64. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  65. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  66. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  67. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  68. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  69. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  70. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  71. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  72. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  73. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  74. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  75. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  76. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  77. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  78. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  79. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  80. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  81. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  82. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  83. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  84. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!