Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  2. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  3. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  4. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  5. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  6. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  7. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  8. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  9. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  10. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  11. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  12. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  13. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  14. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  15. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  16. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  17. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  18. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  19. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  20. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  21. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  22. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  23. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  24. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  25. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  26. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  27. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  28. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  29. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  30. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  31. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  32. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  33. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  34. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  35. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  36. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  37. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  38. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  39. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  40. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  41. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  42. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  43. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  44. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  45. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  46. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  47. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  48. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  49. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  50. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  51. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  52. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  53. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  54. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  55. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  56. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  57. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  58. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  59. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  60. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  61. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  62. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  63. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  64. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  65. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  66. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  67. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  68. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  69. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  70. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  71. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  72. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  73. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  74. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  75. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  76. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  77. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  78. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  79. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  80. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  81. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  82. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  83. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  84. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.