Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  2. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  3. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  4. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  5. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  6. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  7. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  8. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  9. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  10. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  11. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  12. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  13. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  14. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  15. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  16. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  17. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  18. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  19. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  20. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  21. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  22. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  23. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  24. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  25. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  26. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  27. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  28. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  29. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  30. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  31. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  32. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  33. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  34. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  35. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  36. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  37. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  38. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  39. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  40. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  41. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  42. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  43. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  44. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  45. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  46. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  47. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  48. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  49. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  50. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  51. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  52. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  53. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  54. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  55. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  56. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  57. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  58. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  59. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  60. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  61. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  62. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  63. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  64. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  65. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  66. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  67. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  68. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  69. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  70. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  71. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  72. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  73. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  74. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  75. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  76. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  77. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  78. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  79. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  80. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  81. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  82. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  83. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  84. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.