Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do. Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
D-Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
E-Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
D-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?
E-Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
C-Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
C-Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
D-Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
B-Who’s there?
Opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
E-Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
C-Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
B-Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth
C-Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
C-Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
A-Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
D-Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!
D-Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince!
D-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
B-Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.
C-Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Idaho.
B-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!
A-Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
E-Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
A-Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
B-Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
D-Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
D-Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
C-Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
A-Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
B-Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
E-Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
E-Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
D-Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
B-Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
B-Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
D-Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
B-Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
D-Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who?
D-Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
A-Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
C-Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
D-Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
B-Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
B-Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.
B-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!
D-Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2!
E-Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
E-Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me.
D-Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!
C-Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
E-Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo!
C-Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
E-Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
C-Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
D-Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
C-Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
A-Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!
C-Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
A-Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless
E-Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo
A-Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
B-Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
E-Who’s there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!
E-Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E-F G
B-Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business!
E-Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
E-Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
A-Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
C-Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
C-Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough
of these knock-knock jokes?
C-Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas is not much money these days.
A-Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock, knock
A-Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
D-Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
A-Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
C-Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
E-Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
B-Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.