Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  2. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  3. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  4. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  5. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  6. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  7. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  8. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  9. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  10. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  11. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  12. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  13. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  14. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  15. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  16. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  17. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  18. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  19. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  20. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  21. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  22. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  23. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  24. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  25. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  26. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  27. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  28. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  29. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  30. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  31. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  32. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  33. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  34. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  35. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  36. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  37. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  38. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  39. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  40. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  41. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  42. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  43. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  44. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  45. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  46. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  47. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  48. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  49. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  50. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  51. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  52. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  53. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  54. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  55. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  56. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  57. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  58. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  59. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  60. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  61. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  62. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  63. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  64. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  65. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  66. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  67. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  68. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  69. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  70. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  71. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  72. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  73. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  74. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  75. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  76. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  77. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  78. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  79. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  80. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  81. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  82. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  83. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  84. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!