Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  2. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  3. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  4. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  5. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  6. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  7. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  8. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  9. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  10. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  11. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  12. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  13. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  14. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  15. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  16. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  17. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  18. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  19. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  20. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  21. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  22. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  23. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  24. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  25. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  26. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  27. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  28. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  29. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  30. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  31. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  32. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  33. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  34. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  35. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  36. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  37. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  38. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  39. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  40. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  41. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  42. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  43. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  44. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  45. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  46. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  47. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  48. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  49. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  50. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  51. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  52. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  53. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  54. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  55. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  56. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  57. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  58. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  59. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  60. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  61. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  62. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  63. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  64. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  65. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  66. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  67. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  68. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  69. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  70. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  71. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  72. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  73. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  74. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  75. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  76. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  77. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  78. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  79. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  80. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  81. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  82. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  83. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  84. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.