Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  2. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  3. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  4. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  5. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  6. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  7. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  8. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  9. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  10. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  11. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  12. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  13. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  14. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  15. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  16. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  17. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  18. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  19. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  20. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  21. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  22. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  23. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  24. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  25. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  26. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  27. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  28. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  29. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  30. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  31. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  32. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  33. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  34. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  35. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  36. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  37. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  38. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  39. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  40. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  41. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  42. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  43. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  44. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  45. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  46. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  47. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  48. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  49. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  50. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  51. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  52. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  53. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  54. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  55. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  56. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  57. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  58. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  59. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  60. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  61. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  62. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  63. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  64. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  65. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  66. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  67. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  68. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  69. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  70. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  71. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  72. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  73. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  74. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  75. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  76. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  77. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  78. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  79. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  80. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  81. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  82. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  83. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  84. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!