KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
2. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
3. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
4. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
5. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
6. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
7. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
8. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
9. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
10. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
11. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
12. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
13. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
14. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
15. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
16. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
17. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
18. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
19. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
20. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
21. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
22. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
23. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
24. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
25. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
26. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
27. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
28. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
29. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
30. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
31. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
32. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
33. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
34. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
35. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
36. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
37. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
38. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
39. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
40. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
41. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
42. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
43. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
44. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
45. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
46. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
47. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
48. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
49. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
50. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
51. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
52. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
53. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
54. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
55. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
56. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
57. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
58. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
59. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
60. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
61. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
62. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
63. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
64. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
65. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
66. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
67. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
68. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
69. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
70. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
71. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
72. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
73. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
74. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
75. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
76. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
77. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
78. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
79. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
80. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
81. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
82. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
83. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
84. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!