Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do. Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do. Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
E-Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
C-Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
C-Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
C-Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
C-Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
E-Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E-F G
E-Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
D-Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
A-Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
B-Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
D-Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!
D-Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2!
A-Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
D-Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!
B-Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
C-Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
B-Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
E-Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
A-Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
E-Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
D-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?
C-Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
B-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!
A-Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
A-Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!
C-Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
B-Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
A-Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
E-Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
C-Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
B-Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
E-Who’s there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!
E-Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
B-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!
D-Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
C-Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas is not much money these days.
A-Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
B-Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
B-Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.
E-Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
E-Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo!
B-Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.
A-Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
C-Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
C-Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
D-Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
B-Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth
E-Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
E-Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
E-Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me.
A-Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless
D-Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
B-Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
D-Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?
A-Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
D-Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
B-Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
A-Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
C-Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!
E-Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
D-Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
D-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
C-Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Idaho.
B-Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business!
C-Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough
of these knock-knock jokes?
A-Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock, knock
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
D-Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
E-Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!
D-Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who?
D-Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince!
C-Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
B-Who’s there?
Opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
D-Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
C-Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
D-Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
E-Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
C-Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up will you?