Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  2. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  3. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  4. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  5. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  6. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  7. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  8. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  9. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  10. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  11. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  12. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  13. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  14. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  15. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  16. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  17. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  18. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  19. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  20. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  21. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  22. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  23. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  24. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  25. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  26. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  27. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  28. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  29. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  30. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  31. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  32. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  33. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  34. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  35. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  36. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  37. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  38. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  39. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  40. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  41. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  42. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  43. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  44. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  45. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  46. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  47. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  48. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  49. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  50. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  51. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  52. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  53. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  54. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  55. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  56. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  57. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  58. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  59. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  60. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  61. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  62. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  63. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  64. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  65. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  66. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  67. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  68. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  69. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  70. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  71. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  72. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  73. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  74. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  75. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  76. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  77. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  78. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  79. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  80. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  81. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  82. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  83. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  84. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!