Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  2. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  3. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  4. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  5. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  6. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  7. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  8. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  9. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  10. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  11. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  12. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  13. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  14. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  15. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  16. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  17. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  18. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  19. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  20. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  21. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  22. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  23. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  24. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  25. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  26. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  27. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  28. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  29. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  30. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  31. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  32. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  33. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  34. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  35. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  36. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  37. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  38. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  39. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  40. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  41. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  42. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  43. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  44. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  45. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  46. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  47. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  48. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  49. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  50. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  51. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  52. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  53. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  54. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  55. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  56. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  57. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  58. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  59. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  60. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  61. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  62. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  63. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  64. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  65. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  66. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  67. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  68. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  69. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  70. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  71. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  72. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  73. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  74. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  75. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  76. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  77. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  78. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  79. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  80. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  81. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  82. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  83. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  84. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.