Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  2. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  3. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  4. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  5. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  6. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  7. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  8. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  9. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  10. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  11. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  12. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  13. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  14. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  15. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  16. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  17. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  18. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  19. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  20. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  21. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  22. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  23. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  24. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  25. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  26. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  27. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  28. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  29. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  30. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  31. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  32. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  33. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  34. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  35. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  36. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  37. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  38. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  39. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  40. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  41. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  42. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  43. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  44. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  45. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  46. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  47. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  48. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  49. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  50. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  51. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  52. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  53. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  54. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  55. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  56. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  57. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  58. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  59. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  60. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  61. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  62. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  63. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  64. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  65. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  66. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  67. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  68. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  69. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  70. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  71. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  72. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  73. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  74. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  75. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  76. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  77. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  78. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  79. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  80. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  81. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  82. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  83. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  84. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!