Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  2. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  3. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  4. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  5. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  6. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  7. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  8. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  9. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  10. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  11. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  12. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  13. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  14. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  15. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  16. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  17. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  18. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  19. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  20. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  21. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  22. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  23. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  24. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  25. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  26. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  27. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  28. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  29. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  30. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  31. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  32. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  33. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  34. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  35. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  36. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  37. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  38. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  39. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  40. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  41. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  42. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  43. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  44. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  45. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  46. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  47. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  48. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  49. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  50. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  51. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  52. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  53. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  54. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  55. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  56. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  57. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  58. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  59. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  60. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  61. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  62. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  63. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  64. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  65. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  66. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  67. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  68. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  69. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  70. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  71. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  72. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  73. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  74. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  75. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  76. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  77. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  78. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  79. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  80. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  81. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  82. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  83. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  84. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?