Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  2. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  3. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  4. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  5. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  6. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  7. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  8. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  9. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  10. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  11. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  12. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  13. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  14. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  15. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  16. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  17. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  18. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  19. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  20. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  21. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  22. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  23. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  24. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  25. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  26. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  27. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  28. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  29. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  30. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  31. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  32. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  33. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  34. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  35. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  36. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  37. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  38. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  39. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  40. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  41. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  42. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  43. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  44. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  45. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  46. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  47. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  48. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  49. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  50. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  51. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  52. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  53. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  54. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  55. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  56. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  57. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  58. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  59. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  60. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  61. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  62. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  63. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  64. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  65. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  66. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  67. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  68. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  69. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  70. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  71. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  72. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  73. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  74. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  75. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  76. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  77. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  78. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  79. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  80. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  81. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  82. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  83. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  84. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!