Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do. Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Double Double who? W! Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho. Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me! Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw! Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door! Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo! Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up! Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom! Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who! Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days. Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?! Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in? Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in! Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying? Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito! Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh- who? Then why don’t you find a toilet! Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor. Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five! Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way? Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know? Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better! Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie! Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size. Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do. Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh? Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell! Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight? Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger! Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong! Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up! Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who? Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince! Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome. Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me. Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock- knock jokes? Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here! Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2! Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O! Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
D-Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!
C-Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Idaho.
A-Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me!
C-Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
B-Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
E-Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo!
B-Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions.
C-Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
A-Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up!
D-Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
C-Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
C-Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
C-Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
D-Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
A-Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
A-Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
A-Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash
C-Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
C-Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas is not much money these days.
B-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?!
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
E-Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in!
D-Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
D-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
A-Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying?
A-Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
A-Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito!
A-Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet!
D-Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
B-Who’s there?
Opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
E-Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom!
B-Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth
E-Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo
B-Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.
C-Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken!
B-Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
E-Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E-F G
D-Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way?
A-Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
C-Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
B-Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
A-Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
B-Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better!
D-Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
C-Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie!
B-Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business!
E-Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
E-Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
E-Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see!
D-Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
E-Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
E-Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
B-Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
B-Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
D-Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh?
D-Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
C-Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
E-Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
A-Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
E-Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell!
A-Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
D-Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!
A-Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
C-Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
B-Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
B-Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
A-Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
C-Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
D-Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who?
E-Who’s there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!
E-Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
D-Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince!
C-Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
E-Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me.
D-Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
C-Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough
of these knock-knock jokes?
C-Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
B-Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
A-Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here!
E-Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
B-Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
D-Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2!
D-Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!
A-Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock, knock