Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  2. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  3. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  4. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  5. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  6. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  7. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  8. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  9. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  10. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  11. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  12. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  13. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  14. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  15. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  16. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  17. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  18. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  19. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  20. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  21. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  22. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  23. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  24. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  25. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  26. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  27. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  28. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  29. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  30. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  31. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  32. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  33. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  34. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  35. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  36. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  37. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  38. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  39. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  40. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  41. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  42. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  43. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  44. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  45. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  46. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  47. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  48. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  49. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  50. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  51. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  52. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  53. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  54. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  55. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  56. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  57. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  58. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  59. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  60. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  61. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  62. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  63. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  64. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  65. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  66. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  67. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  68. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  69. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  70. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  71. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  72. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  73. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  74. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  75. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  76. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  77. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  78. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  79. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  80. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  81. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  82. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  83. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  84. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!