Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  2. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  3. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  4. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  5. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  6. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  7. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  8. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  9. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  10. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  11. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  12. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  13. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  14. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  15. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  16. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  17. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  18. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  19. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  20. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  21. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  22. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  23. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  24. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  25. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  26. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  27. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  28. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  29. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  30. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  31. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  32. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  33. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  34. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  35. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  36. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  37. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  38. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  39. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  40. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  41. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  42. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  43. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  44. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  45. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  46. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  47. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  48. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  49. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  50. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  51. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  52. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  53. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  54. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  55. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  56. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  57. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  58. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  59. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  60. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  61. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  62. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  63. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  64. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  65. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  66. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  67. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  68. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  69. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  70. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  71. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  72. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  73. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  74. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  75. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  76. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  77. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  78. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  79. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  80. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  81. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  82. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  83. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  84. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!