Who’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knockWho’sthere?DoubleDouble who?W!Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream sodawho?Ice scream sodapeople can hearme!Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseuswho?Odysseus thelast straw!Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open thedoor!Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it whenyou ask mequestions.Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf youalone if you leafme alone.Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, Iuse Bing orGoogle.Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me,that’s who!Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine,Hawaii you?Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudlyso everyone canhear me!Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecashWho’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so pleaselet me in!Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am Istuck out here?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointlessWho’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’sthere?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have ahug and aquiche?Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothebathroom!Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)SlooooooooothWho’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangarooWho’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, justthe doctor.Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis fiveplus five!Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-FGWho’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking outhere?Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh,okay.Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor handand dance theboogie!Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, butI’d love somepeanuts.Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob JoePennies do youknow?Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke throughthe keyhole andsee!Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s makesome noise!Who’s there?WaWa who?What are youso excitedabout?!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in orwe’ll break downthe door!Who’s there?Owls sayOwls saywho?Yes, they do.Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentityproblems, huh?Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca thetrunk, you packthe suitcase.Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t saybanana?Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re notstrong!Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep,beep andvroom, vroom!Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God blessyou!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe comeand play? I’mbored!Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now yousay control freakwho?Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.Who’sthere?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knock jokes?Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice joke getany worse?!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all theway here!Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?Who’sthere?ArtArt who?R2-D2!Who’sthere?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock

KNOCK KNOCK 2023 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  2. C-Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  3. A-Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  4. C-Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  5. B-Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  6. E-Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  7. B-Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  8. C-Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  9. A-Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  10. D-Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  11. C-Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  12. C-Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  13. C-Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  14. D-Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  15. A-Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  16. A-Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  17. A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
    A-Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  18. C-Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  19. C-Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  20. B-Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  21. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  22. E-Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  23. D-Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  24. D-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  25. A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
    A-Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  26. A-Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  27. A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
    A-Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  28. A-Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  29. D-Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  30. B-Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  31. E-Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  32. B-Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  33. E-Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  34. B-Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  35. C-Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  36. B-Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  37. E-Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  38. D-Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  39. A-Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  40. C-Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  41. B-Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  42. A-Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  43. B-Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  44. D-Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  45. C-Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  46. B-Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  47. E-Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  48. E-Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  49. E-Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  50. D-Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  51. E-Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  52. E-Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  53. B-Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  54. B-Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  55. D-Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  56. D-Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  57. C-Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  58. E-Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  59. A-Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  60. E-Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  61. A-Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  62. D-Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  63. A-Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  64. C-Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  65. B-Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  66. B-Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  67. A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
    A-Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  68. C-Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  69. D-Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  70. E-Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  71. E-Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  72. D-Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  73. C-Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  74. E-Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  75. D-Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  76. C-Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  77. C-Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  78. B-Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  79. A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
    A-Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  80. E-Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  81. B-Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  82. D-Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  83. D-Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  84. A-Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock