“This will bea shortderivation.”It isn’t.Solutionmanualcontradictsitself“Will thisbe on theexam?”“I can’tgraduatein fouryears”“Recall fromclass XYZ.”Class XYZ isnot a prereqProfessorforgets whattime classshould end“At least I’llhave a jobwhen Igraduate”“I’m onlytaking 16credit hoursnextsemester”StudentleavescryingMoreunknownsthanequationsSolution islongerthan entirechapterProfessortells joke.No onelaughs“I’ll co-op nextyear”“Come tooffice hoursfor extra help.”Cancels officehours.“I shouldhavegonebusiness”“I have noproblem withgiving everyoneA’s.”No one passes.Professorscrews upproblem“Can wepush thetestback?”MATLabisrequiredProblemis inEnglishunitsProfessorends proofwith,“from here it isjust calculus”Studentforgetsbasic trigidentity“How do IconvertABC toXYZ?”Professorabandonsquestion“This will bea shortderivation.”It isn’t.Solutionmanualcontradictsitself“Will thisbe on theexam?”“I can’tgraduatein fouryears”“Recall fromclass XYZ.”Class XYZ isnot a prereqProfessorforgets whattime classshould end“At least I’llhave a jobwhen Igraduate”“I’m onlytaking 16credit hoursnextsemester”StudentleavescryingMoreunknownsthanequationsSolution islongerthan entirechapterProfessortells joke.No onelaughs“I’ll co-op nextyear”“Come tooffice hoursfor extra help.”Cancels officehours.“I shouldhavegonebusiness”“I have noproblem withgiving everyoneA’s.”No one passes.Professorscrews upproblem“Can wepush thetestback?”MATLabisrequiredProblemis inEnglishunitsProfessorends proofwith,“from here it isjust calculus”Studentforgetsbasic trigidentity“How do IconvertABC toXYZ?”Professorabandonsquestion

Engineering - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “This will be a short derivation.” It isn’t.
  2. Solution manual contradicts itself
  3. “Will this be on the exam?”
  4. “I can’t graduate in four years”
  5. “Recall from class XYZ.” Class XYZ is not a prereq
  6. Professor forgets what time class should end
  7. “At least I’ll have a job when I graduate”
  8. “I’m only taking 16 credit hours next semester”
  9. Student leaves crying
  10. More unknowns than equations
  11. Solution is longer than entire chapter
  12. Professor tells joke. No one laughs
  13. “I’ll co-op next year”
  14. “Come to office hours for extra help.” Cancels office hours.
  15. “I should have gone business”
  16. “I have no problem with giving everyone A’s.” No one passes.
  17. Professor screws up problem
  18. “Can we push the test back?”
  19. MATLab is required
  20. Problem is in English units
  21. Professor ends proof with, “from here it is just calculus”
  22. Student forgets basic trig identity
  23. “How do I convert ABC to XYZ?”
  24. Professor abandons question