StudentleavescryingMoreunknownsthanequationsSolutionmanualcontradictsitselfProfessortells joke.No onelaughs“I shouldhavegonebusiness”“This will bea shortderivation.”It isn’t.Professorends proofwith,“from here it isjust calculus”“I’ll co-op nextyear”“Come tooffice hoursfor extra help.”Cancels officehours.MATLabisrequiredProblemis inEnglishunits“I’m onlytaking 16credit hoursnextsemester”Solution islongerthan entirechapterProfessorscrews upproblem“At least I’llhave a jobwhen Igraduate”Professorabandonsquestion“How do IconvertABC toXYZ?”Studentforgetsbasic trigidentity“I can’tgraduatein fouryears”“Can wepush thetestback?”“Recall fromclass XYZ.”Class XYZ isnot a prereq“Will thisbe on theexam?”“I have noproblem withgiving everyoneA’s.”No one passes.Professorforgets whattime classshould endStudentleavescryingMoreunknownsthanequationsSolutionmanualcontradictsitselfProfessortells joke.No onelaughs“I shouldhavegonebusiness”“This will bea shortderivation.”It isn’t.Professorends proofwith,“from here it isjust calculus”“I’ll co-op nextyear”“Come tooffice hoursfor extra help.”Cancels officehours.MATLabisrequiredProblemis inEnglishunits“I’m onlytaking 16credit hoursnextsemester”Solution islongerthan entirechapterProfessorscrews upproblem“At least I’llhave a jobwhen Igraduate”Professorabandonsquestion“How do IconvertABC toXYZ?”Studentforgetsbasic trigidentity“I can’tgraduatein fouryears”“Can wepush thetestback?”“Recall fromclass XYZ.”Class XYZ isnot a prereq“Will thisbe on theexam?”“I have noproblem withgiving everyoneA’s.”No one passes.Professorforgets whattime classshould end

Engineering - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Student leaves crying
  2. More unknowns than equations
  3. Solution manual contradicts itself
  4. Professor tells joke. No one laughs
  5. “I should have gone business”
  6. “This will be a short derivation.” It isn’t.
  7. Professor ends proof with, “from here it is just calculus”
  8. “I’ll co-op next year”
  9. “Come to office hours for extra help.” Cancels office hours.
  10. MATLab is required
  11. Problem is in English units
  12. “I’m only taking 16 credit hours next semester”
  13. Solution is longer than entire chapter
  14. Professor screws up problem
  15. “At least I’ll have a job when I graduate”
  16. Professor abandons question
  17. “How do I convert ABC to XYZ?”
  18. Student forgets basic trig identity
  19. “I can’t graduate in four years”
  20. “Can we push the test back?”
  21. “Recall from class XYZ.” Class XYZ is not a prereq
  22. “Will this be on the exam?”
  23. “I have no problem with giving everyone A’s.” No one passes.
  24. Professor forgets what time class should end