Suggests"Markiplierfanfiction" forBook ClubRandomlychoosesviewer toblockSmokesoff-cameraSneakilywipes lipstickoff ofMarkipliercutout"Videogamesare forlosers."Bragsabouthaving 3tiddysAccidentallyrevealsspaghettidesktopbackgroundDrinksbidetwaterRecitesEminem's"LoseYourself"while burpingIswearing akrop topWondersaloud what itwould be liketo have legsLists everytime she'seaten aspiderUploadssaved UnusAnnusvideos toYouTubeIt'sTechni'sbirthday!Balancesplate ofspaghetti onhead torecreate emojiAsks chatto commitarsonAccidentallystarts forestfire whileblessingstreamLooks reallynervous aspolice sirenssound inbackground"'Sims 4?'More like'SucksOne'"SecretlyeatsspaghettiSlams andsplintersukulele likea rockstar"flat-earthersin chat o/"Accusesviewers ofbeingRussianspies"HailSatan!"DabsStares – silentlyand withoutblinking – intocamera for fivewhole minutesHer eyes rollback in herhead and shestarts speakingin LatinAdds hotsauce tovodkatonicEmpties bucketof fish headsunderfloorboards tofeed her secretkidsMakesa frogsoundWonders whichof her AnimalCrossingvillagers arestill aliveWishes the maincharacter ofQueen's Gambitwere maleinstead offemaleAFK for anhourwatching TVin otherroom"Globalwarmingis a myth!"Uses pink gelpen to write"SimsGuruTechni<3" over and overagain in journalBuys andpromptlybreaksnew printerWashesblood offherknucklesForgetswhoGrimes isDropkicksa babyShows middlefinger tocamera andsays, "3-D printTHIS, Sery!"Blowsnosewith shirtForgetsto feedmodsSwears forthirtyconsecutiveseconds ormoreCriticizes viewersfor doinghomework insteadof watching streamMore thanthirty peoplein chatnamed OliviaAccidentallymentionsher secretkidsSpoils theending ofwhatever gameCatrockz iscurrently playingShreds alldocumentsfrom her timein her lastliving space"Whycan't I getcoolerviewers?"FBI agentknocks on herdoor and shepretends sheisn't homeEats ahamburgerusing a knifeand forkReportsrivalTwitchstreamers"Mmmliberaltears!"Catchesfly withhertongueSinglesout viewerfor publichumiliationOpens andreadsroommates'mailConfusessimilyy,sim_ilie andaimélieCriticizesviewers forgoing to classinstead ofwatchingstreamThreatenschatWishes herbedroomhad windowsin itSmokeson-cameraAsks Ninja toadd moreways tomurder SimsWearingMAGAhat"It's tea notmoonshineI promise""This is aSpaghettiStream"Announcesshe ismovingagainFarts inenvelope andmails it torival TwitchpartnersFour hourslate to streambecauseforgot TwitchpasswordComplainsthatDemocratsstole theelectionSeductivelylicks a knifePerformsTwerkyTwerkyRevolutionAsks chatto committreasonTurns offlights duetohangoverBuys 5lb bagof coffee justto pour it intothe toiletMentions"spaghetti"five timesor moreGets aCitizen appwarningabout herselfInsists that theonly pronounsworth using are"my/Techni's"Gets 10 ormore newsubscribers dueto spaghettimentionsHidesdripping,human-sizedbag underbedSuggests"Markiplierfanfiction" forBook ClubRandomlychoosesviewer toblockSmokesoff-cameraSneakilywipes lipstickoff ofMarkipliercutout"Videogamesare forlosers."Bragsabouthaving 3tiddysAccidentallyrevealsspaghettidesktopbackgroundDrinksbidetwaterRecitesEminem's"LoseYourself"while burpingIswearing akrop topWondersaloud what itwould be liketo have legsLists everytime she'seaten aspiderUploadssaved UnusAnnusvideos toYouTubeIt'sTechni'sbirthday!Balancesplate ofspaghetti onhead torecreate emojiAsks chatto commitarsonAccidentallystarts forestfire whileblessingstreamLooks reallynervous aspolice sirenssound inbackground"'Sims 4?'More like'SucksOne'"SecretlyeatsspaghettiSlams andsplintersukulele likea rockstar"flat-earthersin chat o/"Accusesviewers ofbeingRussianspies"HailSatan!"DabsStares – silentlyand withoutblinking – intocamera for fivewhole minutesHer eyes rollback in herhead and shestarts speakingin LatinAdds hotsauce tovodkatonicEmpties bucketof fish headsunderfloorboards tofeed her secretkidsMakesa frogsoundWonders whichof her AnimalCrossingvillagers arestill aliveWishes the maincharacter ofQueen's Gambitwere maleinstead offemaleAFK for anhourwatching TVin otherroom"Globalwarmingis a myth!"Uses pink gelpen to write"SimsGuruTechni<3" over and overagain in journalBuys andpromptlybreaksnew printerWashesblood offherknucklesForgetswhoGrimes isDropkicksa babyShows middlefinger tocamera andsays, "3-D printTHIS, Sery!"Blowsnosewith shirtForgetsto feedmodsSwears forthirtyconsecutiveseconds ormoreCriticizes viewersfor doinghomework insteadof watching streamMore thanthirty peoplein chatnamed OliviaAccidentallymentionsher secretkidsSpoils theending ofwhatever gameCatrockz iscurrently playingShreds alldocumentsfrom her timein her lastliving space"Whycan't I getcoolerviewers?"FBI agentknocks on herdoor and shepretends sheisn't homeEats ahamburgerusing a knifeand forkReportsrivalTwitchstreamers"Mmmliberaltears!"Catchesfly withhertongueSinglesout viewerfor publichumiliationOpens andreadsroommates'mailConfusessimilyy,sim_ilie andaimélieCriticizesviewers forgoing to classinstead ofwatchingstreamThreatenschatWishes herbedroomhad windowsin itSmokeson-cameraAsks Ninja toadd moreways tomurder SimsWearingMAGAhat"It's tea notmoonshineI promise""This is aSpaghettiStream"Announcesshe ismovingagainFarts inenvelope andmails it torival TwitchpartnersFour hourslate to streambecauseforgot TwitchpasswordComplainsthatDemocratsstole theelectionSeductivelylicks a knifePerformsTwerkyTwerkyRevolutionAsks chatto committreasonTurns offlights duetohangoverBuys 5lb bagof coffee justto pour it intothe toiletMentions"spaghetti"five timesor moreGets aCitizen appwarningabout herselfInsists that theonly pronounsworth using are"my/Techni's"Gets 10 ormore newsubscribers dueto spaghettimentionsHidesdripping,human-sizedbag underbed

Techni Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Suggests "Markiplier fanfiction" for Book Club
  2. Randomly chooses viewer to block
  3. Smokes off-camera
  4. Sneakily wipes lipstick off of Markiplier cutout
  5. "Video games are for losers."
  6. Brags about having 3 tiddys
  7. Accidentally reveals spaghetti desktop background
  8. Drinks bidet water
  9. Recites Eminem's "Lose Yourself" while burping
  10. Is wearing a krop top
  11. Wonders aloud what it would be like to have legs
  12. Lists every time she's eaten a spider
  13. Uploads saved Unus Annus videos to YouTube
  14. It's Techni's birthday!
  15. Balances plate of spaghetti on head to recreate emoji
  16. Asks chat to commit arson
  17. Accidentally starts forest fire while blessing stream
  18. Looks really nervous as police sirens sound in background
  19. "'Sims 4?' More like 'Sucks One'"
  20. Secretly eats spaghetti
  21. Slams and splinters ukulele like a rockstar
  22. "flat-earthers in chat o/"
  23. Accuses viewers of being Russian spies
  24. "Hail Satan!"
  25. Dabs
  26. Stares – silently and without blinking – into camera for five whole minutes
  27. Her eyes roll back in her head and she starts speaking in Latin
  28. Adds hot sauce to vodka tonic
  29. Empties bucket of fish heads under floorboards to feed her secret kids
  30. Makes a frog sound
  31. Wonders which of her Animal Crossing villagers are still alive
  32. Wishes the main character of Queen's Gambit were male instead of female
  33. AFK for an hour watching TV in other room
  34. "Global warming is a myth!"
  35. Uses pink gel pen to write "SimsGuruTechni <3" over and over again in journal
  36. Buys and promptly breaks new printer
  37. Washes blood off her knuckles
  38. Forgets who Grimes is
  39. Dropkicks a baby
  40. Shows middle finger to camera and says, "3-D print THIS, Sery!"
  41. Blows nose with shirt
  42. Forgets to feed mods
  43. Swears for thirty consecutive seconds or more
  44. Criticizes viewers for doing homework instead of watching stream
  45. More than thirty people in chat named Olivia
  46. Accidentally mentions her secret kids
  47. Spoils the ending of whatever game Catrockz is currently playing
  48. Shreds all documents from her time in her last living space
  49. "Why can't I get cooler viewers?"
  50. FBI agent knocks on her door and she pretends she isn't home
  51. Eats a hamburger using a knife and fork
  52. Reports rival Twitch streamers
  53. "Mmm liberal tears!"
  54. Catches fly with her tongue
  55. Singles out viewer for public humiliation
  56. Opens and reads roommates' mail
  57. Confuses similyy, sim_ilie and aimélie
  58. Criticizes viewers for going to class instead of watching stream
  59. Threatens chat
  60. Wishes her bedroom had windows in it
  61. Smokes on-camera
  62. Asks Ninja to add more ways to murder Sims
  63. Wearing MAGA hat
  64. "It's tea not moonshine I promise"
  65. "This is a Spaghetti Stream"
  66. Announces she is moving again
  67. Farts in envelope and mails it to rival Twitch partners
  68. Four hours late to stream because forgot Twitch password
  69. Complains that Democrats stole the election
  70. Seductively licks a knife
  71. Performs Twerky Twerky Revolution
  72. Asks chat to commit treason
  73. Turns off lights due to hangover
  74. Buys 5lb bag of coffee just to pour it into the toilet
  75. Mentions "spaghetti" five times or more
  76. Gets a Citizen app warning about herself
  77. Insists that the only pronouns worth using are "my/Techni's"
  78. Gets 10 or more new subscribers due to spaghetti mentions
  79. Hides dripping, human-sized bag under bed