Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Dr. Ozsaysthat...Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Are yougoing todie?Just getmoresleep.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.Have youtriedeating___?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?God willheal youand guideyour way.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Oh that'snice...Iguess?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Dr. Ozsaysthat...Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Are yougoing todie?Just getmoresleep.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.Have youtriedeating___?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?God willheal youand guideyour way.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Oh that'snice...Iguess?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That treatment never works.
  2. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  3. Have you tried being more positive?
  4. Should you be eating that?
  5. Dr. Oz says that...
  6. Have you tried ___ instead?
  7. Can I have your pain meds?
  8. Are you going to die?
  9. Just get more sleep.
  10. Am I going to get that from you?
  11. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  12. At least it's not ___.
  13. Have you tried eating ___?
  14. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  15. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  16. Isn't that what killed ___?
  17. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  18. God will heal you and guide your way.
  19. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  20. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  21. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  22. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  23. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  24. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)