I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Are yougoing todie?Thattreatmentneverworks.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Oh that'snice...Iguess?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtriedeating___?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.God willheal youand guideyour way.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Just getmoresleep.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Have youtried ___instead?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Shouldyou beeatingthat?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Are yougoing todie?Thattreatmentneverworks.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Oh that'snice...Iguess?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtriedeating___?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.God willheal youand guideyour way.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Just getmoresleep.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Have youtried ___instead?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Shouldyou beeatingthat?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  2. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  3. At least it's not ___.
  4. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  5. Isn't that what killed ___?
  6. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  7. Are you going to die?
  8. That treatment never works.
  9. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  10. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  11. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  12. Have you tried eating ___?
  13. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  14. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  15. God will heal you and guide your way.
  16. Dr. Oz says that...
  17. Just get more sleep.
  18. Can I have your pain meds?
  19. Have you tried being more positive?
  20. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  21. Have you tried ___ instead?
  22. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  23. Am I going to get that from you?
  24. Should you be eating that?