You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Just getmoresleep.Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Thattreatmentneverworks.God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Are yougoing todie?Have youtriedeating___?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Just getmoresleep.Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Thattreatmentneverworks.God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Are yougoing todie?Have youtriedeating___?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  2. Dr. Oz says that...
  3. Just get more sleep.
  4. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  5. At least it's not ___.
  6. Am I going to get that from you?
  7. That treatment never works.
  8. God will heal you and guide your way.
  9. Isn't that what killed ___?
  10. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  11. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  12. Should you be eating that?
  13. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  14. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  15. Have you tried ___ instead?
  16. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  17. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  18. Are you going to die?
  19. Have you tried eating ___?
  20. Can I have your pain meds?
  21. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  22. Have you tried being more positive?
  23. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  24. Is it because you're vaccinated?