Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Have youtriedeating___?Are yougoing todie?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Isn't thatwhat killed___?God willheal youand guideyour way.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Just getmoresleep.Thattreatmentneverworks.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtried beingmorepositive?Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.Have youtried ___instead?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Have youtriedeating___?Are yougoing todie?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Isn't thatwhat killed___?God willheal youand guideyour way.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Just getmoresleep.Thattreatmentneverworks.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtried beingmorepositive?Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.Have youtried ___instead?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Am I going to get that from you?
  2. Have you tried eating ___?
  3. Are you going to die?
  4. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  5. Isn't that what killed ___?
  6. God will heal you and guide your way.
  7. Dr. Oz says that...
  8. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  9. Just get more sleep.
  10. That treatment never works.
  11. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  12. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  13. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  14. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  15. Have you tried being more positive?
  16. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  17. At least it's not ___.
  18. Have you tried ___ instead?
  19. Should you be eating that?
  20. Can I have your pain meds?
  21. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  22. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  23. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  24. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)