Dr. Ozsaysthat...Oh that'snice...Iguess?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Just getmoresleep.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Have youtriedeating___?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.At leastit's not___.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Thattreatmentneverworks.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Have youtried beingmorepositive?Dr. Ozsaysthat...Oh that'snice...Iguess?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Just getmoresleep.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Have youtriedeating___?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.At leastit's not___.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Thattreatmentneverworks.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Have youtried beingmorepositive?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dr. Oz says that...
  2. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  3. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  4. Just get more sleep.
  5. Can I have your pain meds?
  6. Have you tried eating ___?
  7. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  8. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  9. Am I going to get that from you?
  10. God will heal you and guide your way.
  11. Isn't that what killed ___?
  12. Should you be eating that?
  13. Are you going to die?
  14. Have you tried ___ instead?
  15. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  16. At least it's not ___.
  17. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  18. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  19. That treatment never works.
  20. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  21. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  22. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  23. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  24. Have you tried being more positive?