You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Dr. Ozsaysthat...I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.God willheal youand guideyour way.Just getmoresleep.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Have youtriedeating___?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?At leastit's not___.Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Oh that'snice...Iguess?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Dr. Ozsaysthat...I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.God willheal youand guideyour way.Just getmoresleep.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Have youtriedeating___?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?At leastit's not___.Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Oh that'snice...Iguess?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  2. That treatment never works.
  3. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  4. Dr. Oz says that...
  5. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  6. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  7. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  8. God will heal you and guide your way.
  9. Just get more sleep.
  10. Should you be eating that?
  11. Are you going to die?
  12. Have you tried eating ___?
  13. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  14. Am I going to get that from you?
  15. At least it's not ___.
  16. Have you tried ___ instead?
  17. Can I have your pain meds?
  18. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  19. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  20. Isn't that what killed ___?
  21. Have you tried being more positive?
  22. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  23. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  24. Oh that's nice...I guess?