God willheal youand guideyour way.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Are yougoing todie?Oh that'snice...Iguess?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Have youtriedeating___?Just getmoresleep.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.Dr. Ozsaysthat...You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Have youtried ___instead?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Thattreatmentneverworks.Shouldyou beeatingthat?God willheal youand guideyour way.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Are yougoing todie?Oh that'snice...Iguess?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Have youtriedeating___?Just getmoresleep.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?At leastit's not___.Dr. Ozsaysthat...You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Have youtried ___instead?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Have youtried beingmorepositive?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Thattreatmentneverworks.Shouldyou beeatingthat?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God will heal you and guide your way.
  2. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  3. Am I going to get that from you?
  4. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  5. Are you going to die?
  6. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  7. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  8. Have you tried eating ___?
  9. Just get more sleep.
  10. Isn't that what killed ___?
  11. Can I have your pain meds?
  12. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  13. At least it's not ___.
  14. Dr. Oz says that...
  15. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  16. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  17. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  18. Have you tried ___ instead?
  19. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  20. Have you tried being more positive?
  21. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  22. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  23. That treatment never works.
  24. Should you be eating that?