Just getmoresleep.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Have youtriedeating___?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.At leastit's not___.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Oh that'snice...Iguess?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Just getmoresleep.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Have youtried ___instead?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.God willheal youand guideyour way.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Have youtriedeating___?I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.At leastit's not___.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Shouldyou beeatingthat?Are yougoing todie?Oh that'snice...Iguess?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Dr. Ozsaysthat...Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Just get more sleep.
  2. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  3. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  4. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  5. Have you tried ___ instead?
  6. Can I have your pain meds?
  7. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  8. Have you tried being more positive?
  9. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  10. God will heal you and guide your way.
  11. Isn't that what killed ___?
  12. Have you tried eating ___?
  13. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  14. At least it's not ___.
  15. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  16. Should you be eating that?
  17. Are you going to die?
  18. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  19. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  20. Dr. Oz says that...
  21. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  22. Am I going to get that from you?
  23. That treatment never works.
  24. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?