God willheal youand guideyour way.Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Dr. Ozsaysthat...Have youtried beingmorepositive?Just getmoresleep.Have youtriedeating___?Thattreatmentneverworks.Have youtried ___instead?Are yougoing todie?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Shouldyou beeatingthat?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.At leastit's not___.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Oh that'snice...Iguess?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?God willheal youand guideyour way.Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Dr. Ozsaysthat...Have youtried beingmorepositive?Just getmoresleep.Have youtriedeating___?Thattreatmentneverworks.Have youtried ___instead?Are yougoing todie?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Shouldyou beeatingthat?There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.At leastit's not___.Isn't thatwhat killed___?Oh that'snice...Iguess?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God will heal you and guide your way.
  2. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  3. Dr. Oz says that...
  4. Have you tried being more positive?
  5. Just get more sleep.
  6. Have you tried eating ___?
  7. That treatment never works.
  8. Have you tried ___ instead?
  9. Are you going to die?
  10. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  11. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  12. Can I have your pain meds?
  13. Should you be eating that?
  14. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  15. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  16. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  17. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  18. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  19. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  20. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  21. At least it's not ___.
  22. Isn't that what killed ___?
  23. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  24. Am I going to get that from you?