Have youtriedeating___?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Just getmoresleep.Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Oh that'snice...Iguess?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Dr. Ozsaysthat...At leastit's not___.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Are yougoing todie?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.God willheal youand guideyour way.Thattreatmentneverworks.Have youtriedeating___?You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?Just getmoresleep.Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Oh that'snice...Iguess?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Dr. Ozsaysthat...At leastit's not___.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Are yougoing todie?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Have youtried ___instead?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.God willheal youand guideyour way.Thattreatmentneverworks.

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have you tried eating ___?
  2. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  3. Just get more sleep.
  4. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  5. Isn't that what killed ___?
  6. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)
  7. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  8. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  9. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  10. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  11. Am I going to get that from you?
  12. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  13. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  14. Have you tried being more positive?
  15. Dr. Oz says that...
  16. At least it's not ___.
  17. Can I have your pain meds?
  18. Are you going to die?
  19. Should you be eating that?
  20. Have you tried ___ instead?
  21. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  22. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  23. God will heal you and guide your way.
  24. That treatment never works.