Have youtriedeating___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Dr. Ozsaysthat...I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Just getmoresleep.Have youtried ___instead?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.God willheal youand guideyour way.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Are yougoing todie?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)Have youtriedeating___?Were you asmoker? Is itbecause youdrankalcohol?Shouldyou beeatingthat?Dr. Ozsaysthat...I knowsomeone whodied a slowdeath becauseof somethingsimilar.Youshouldn'tlaughabout that.Just getmoresleep.Have youtried ___instead?Is itbecauseyou'revaccinated?Have youtried beingmorepositive?Oh that'snice...Iguess?At leastit's not___.There'sprobably a curefor that, but BigPharma doesn'twant anyone toknow.God willheal youand guideyour way.I knowsomeone'saunt/cousin/sisterthat hadsomethingsimilar.Thattreatmentneverworks.You knowthis is BigPharmasfault, right?You needto eliminate___ fromyour diet.Are yougoing todie?Isn't thatwhat killed___?Am Igoing toget thatfrom you?I have (insertminor illnesshere) so Iunderstand.Can Ihave yourpainmeds?Maybe youshould try(Insertirrelevanttreatment here.)

Stupid Stuff People say Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have you tried eating ___?
  2. Were you a smoker? Is it because you drank alcohol?
  3. Should you be eating that?
  4. Dr. Oz says that...
  5. I know someone who died a slow death because of something similar.
  6. You shouldn't laugh about that.
  7. Just get more sleep.
  8. Have you tried ___ instead?
  9. Is it because you're vaccinated?
  10. Have you tried being more positive?
  11. Oh that's nice...I guess?
  12. At least it's not ___.
  13. There's probably a cure for that, but Big Pharma doesn't want anyone to know.
  14. God will heal you and guide your way.
  15. I know someone's aunt/cousin/sister that had something similar.
  16. That treatment never works.
  17. You know this is Big Pharmas fault, right?
  18. You need to eliminate ___ from your diet.
  19. Are you going to die?
  20. Isn't that what killed ___?
  21. Am I going to get that from you?
  22. I have (insert minor illness here) so I understand.
  23. Can I have your pain meds?
  24. Maybe you should try (Insert irrelevant treatment here.)