cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.passive-aggressivesighing.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.preventativetapping.dad buysme adress.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”“you havebeautifulhair.”dad setsthekitchen onfire.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.i“embarrass”dad.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.7amsupermarkettrip.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.passive-aggressivesighing.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.preventativetapping.dad buysme adress.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”“you havebeautifulhair.”dad setsthekitchen onfire.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.i“embarrass”dad.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.7amsupermarkettrip.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  2. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  3. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  4. passive-aggressive sighing.
  5. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  6. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  7. preventative tapping.
  8. dad buys me a dress.
  9. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  10. “you have beautiful hair.”
  11. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  12. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  13. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  14. i “embarrass” dad.
  15. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  16. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  17. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  18. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  19. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  20. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  21. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  22. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  23. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  24. 7am supermarket trip.