“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you havebeautifulhair.”escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.i“embarrass”dad.7amsupermarkettrip.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”passive-aggressivesighing.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad setsthekitchen onfire.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.dad buysme adress.preventativetapping.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you havebeautifulhair.”escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.i“embarrass”dad.7amsupermarkettrip.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”passive-aggressivesighing.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad setsthekitchen onfire.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.dad buysme adress.preventativetapping.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  2. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  3. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  4. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  5. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  6. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  7. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  8. “you have beautiful hair.”
  9. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  10. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  11. i “embarrass” dad.
  12. 7am supermarket trip.
  13. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  14. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  15. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  16. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  17. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  18. passive-aggressive sighing.
  19. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  20. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  21. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  22. dad buys me a dress.
  23. preventative tapping.
  24. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.