uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad setsthekitchen onfire.“you havebeautifulhair.”preventativetapping.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.dad buysme adress.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.passive-aggressivesighing.7amsupermarkettrip.i“embarrass”dad.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad setsthekitchen onfire.“you havebeautifulhair.”preventativetapping.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.dad buysme adress.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.passive-aggressivesighing.7amsupermarkettrip.i“embarrass”dad.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  2. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  3. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  4. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  5. “you have beautiful hair.”
  6. preventative tapping.
  7. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  8. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  9. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  10. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  11. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  12. dad buys me a dress.
  13. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  14. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  15. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  16. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  17. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  18. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  19. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  20. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  21. passive-aggressive sighing.
  22. 7am supermarket trip.
  23. i “embarrass” dad.
  24. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”