the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.7amsupermarkettrip.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad buysme adress.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you havebeautifulhair.”i“embarrass”dad.passive-aggressivesighing.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.preventativetapping.francehates mylactoseintolerance.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.7amsupermarkettrip.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad buysme adress.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”dad triesto set meup withsomeone.“you havebeautifulhair.”i“embarrass”dad.passive-aggressivesighing.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.preventativetapping.francehates mylactoseintolerance.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  2. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  3. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  4. 7am supermarket trip.
  5. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  6. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  7. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  8. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  9. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  10. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  11. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  12. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  13. dad buys me a dress.
  14. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  15. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  16. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  17. “you have beautiful hair.”
  18. i “embarrass” dad.
  19. passive-aggressive sighing.
  20. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  21. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  22. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  23. preventative tapping.
  24. france hates my lactose intolerance.