preventativetapping.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.passive-aggressivesighing.“you havebeautifulhair.”uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.dad setsthekitchen onfire.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.i“embarrass”dad.dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.preventativetapping.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.passive-aggressivesighing.“you havebeautifulhair.”uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.dad setsthekitchen onfire.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.i“embarrass”dad.dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. preventative tapping.
  2. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  3. passive-aggressive sighing.
  4. “you have beautiful hair.”
  5. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  6. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  7. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  8. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  9. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  10. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  11. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  12. i “embarrass” dad.
  13. dad buys me a dress.
  14. 7am supermarket trip.
  15. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  16. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  17. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  18. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  19. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  20. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  21. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  22. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  23. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  24. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.