escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad buysme adress.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.7amsupermarkettrip.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.i“embarrass”dad.preventativetapping.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“you havebeautifulhair.”my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.passive-aggressivesighing.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad buysme adress.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.7amsupermarkettrip.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.i“embarrass”dad.preventativetapping.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“you havebeautifulhair.”my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.passive-aggressivesighing.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  2. dad buys me a dress.
  3. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  4. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  5. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  6. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  7. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  8. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  9. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  10. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  11. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  12. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  13. 7am supermarket trip.
  14. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  15. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  16. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  17. i “embarrass” dad.
  18. preventative tapping.
  19. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  20. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  21. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  22. “you have beautiful hair.”
  23. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  24. passive-aggressive sighing.