“you havebeautifulhair.”“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.i“embarrass”dad.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.francehates mylactoseintolerance.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.passive-aggressivesighing.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.preventativetapping.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.“you havebeautifulhair.”“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.i“embarrass”dad.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.francehates mylactoseintolerance.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.passive-aggressivesighing.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad setsthekitchen onfire.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.preventativetapping.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “you have beautiful hair.”
  2. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  3. i “embarrass” dad.
  4. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  5. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  6. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  7. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  8. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  9. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  10. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  11. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  12. passive-aggressive sighing.
  13. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  14. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  15. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  16. preventative tapping.
  17. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  18. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  19. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  20. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  21. dad buys me a dress.
  22. 7am supermarket trip.
  23. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  24. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.