(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
“you have beautiful hair.”
enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
passive-aggressive sighing.
the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
france hates my lactose intolerance.
uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
i “embarrass” dad.
7am supermarket trip.
great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
dad buys me a dress.
preventative tapping.
cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
“i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
my lactose intolerance hates france.
“you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
dad tries to set me up with someone.
dad sets the kitchen on fire.
dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
