the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.7amsupermarkettrip.passive-aggressivesighing.preventativetapping.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad buysme adress.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.“you havebeautifulhair.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad setsthekitchen onfire.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.i“embarrass”dad.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.7amsupermarkettrip.passive-aggressivesighing.preventativetapping.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad buysme adress.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.“you havebeautifulhair.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad setsthekitchen onfire.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.i“embarrass”dad.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  2. 7am supermarket trip.
  3. passive-aggressive sighing.
  4. preventative tapping.
  5. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  6. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  7. dad buys me a dress.
  8. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  9. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  10. “you have beautiful hair.”
  11. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  12. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  13. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  14. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  15. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  16. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  17. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  18. i “embarrass” dad.
  19. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  20. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  21. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  22. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  23. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  24. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.