“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.“you havebeautifulhair.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.passive-aggressivesighing.dad setsthekitchen onfire.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.7amsupermarkettrip.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.preventativetapping.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad buysme adress.i“embarrass”dad.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.“you havebeautifulhair.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.passive-aggressivesighing.dad setsthekitchen onfire.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.7amsupermarkettrip.francehates mylactoseintolerance.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.preventativetapping.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad buysme adress.i“embarrass”dad.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  2. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  3. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  4. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  5. “you have beautiful hair.”
  6. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  7. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  8. passive-aggressive sighing.
  9. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  10. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  11. 7am supermarket trip.
  12. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  13. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  14. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  15. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  16. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  17. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  18. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  19. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  20. preventative tapping.
  21. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  22. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  23. dad buys me a dress.
  24. i “embarrass” dad.