(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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passive-aggressive sighing.
dad sets the kitchen on fire.
“you have beautiful hair.”
enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
dad buys me a dress.
my lactose intolerance hates france.
cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
dad tries to set me up with someone.
uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
france hates my lactose intolerance.
there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
i “embarrass” dad.
dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
preventative tapping.
the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
“you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
