escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad buysme adress.preventativetapping.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.“you havebeautifulhair.”7amsupermarkettrip.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.i“embarrass”dad.passive-aggressivesighing.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad setsthekitchen onfire.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad buysme adress.preventativetapping.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.“you havebeautifulhair.”7amsupermarkettrip.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.i“embarrass”dad.passive-aggressivesighing.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.francehates mylactoseintolerance.dad setsthekitchen onfire.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  2. dad buys me a dress.
  3. preventative tapping.
  4. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  5. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  6. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  7. “you have beautiful hair.”
  8. 7am supermarket trip.
  9. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  10. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  11. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  12. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  13. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  14. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  15. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  16. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  17. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  18. i “embarrass” dad.
  19. passive-aggressive sighing.
  20. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  21. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  22. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  23. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  24. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.