great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“you havebeautifulhair.”getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.passive-aggressivesighing.dad setsthekitchen onfire.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.preventativetapping.francehates mylactoseintolerance.i“embarrass”dad.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”7amsupermarkettrip.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad buysme adress.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.“you havebeautifulhair.”getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.passive-aggressivesighing.dad setsthekitchen onfire.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.preventativetapping.francehates mylactoseintolerance.i“embarrass”dad.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”7amsupermarkettrip.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad buysme adress.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  2. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  3. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  4. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  5. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  6. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  7. “you have beautiful hair.”
  8. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  9. passive-aggressive sighing.
  10. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  11. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  12. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  13. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  14. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  15. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  16. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  17. preventative tapping.
  18. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  19. i “embarrass” dad.
  20. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  21. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  22. 7am supermarket trip.
  23. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  24. dad buys me a dress.