cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.passive-aggressivesighing.preventativetapping.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”i“embarrass”dad.7amsupermarkettrip.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad buysme adress.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“you havebeautifulhair.”great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad setsthekitchen onfire.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.passive-aggressivesighing.preventativetapping.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.dad triesto set meup withsomeone.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.francehates mylactoseintolerance.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”i“embarrass”dad.7amsupermarkettrip.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad buysme adress.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.“you havebeautifulhair.”great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.dad setsthekitchen onfire.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  2. passive-aggressive sighing.
  3. preventative tapping.
  4. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  5. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  6. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  7. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  8. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  9. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  10. i “embarrass” dad.
  11. 7am supermarket trip.
  12. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  13. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  14. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  15. dad buys me a dress.
  16. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
  17. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  18. “you have beautiful hair.”
  19. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  20. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  21. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  22. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  23. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  24. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.