dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.francehates mylactoseintolerance.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad setsthekitchen onfire.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.preventativetapping.passive-aggressivesighing.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.“you havebeautifulhair.”dad triesto set meup withsomeone.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.i“embarrass”dad.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.dad buysme adress.7amsupermarkettrip.“i didn’tknow youhad a son,jean.”there is a‘surprise’familyfunction.dad’s cousinbrigitteannounces apregnancy.getting ‘fullnamed’ onlyit’s my deadname so itdoesn’t count.dad slams openmy bedroom doorat 3am with anurgent queryregarding morality.francehates mylactoseintolerance.my lactoseintolerancehatesfrance.dad setsthekitchen onfire.enforced‘bondingtime’ in ashop.uncle jacquesand dad getin a shoutingmatch oversocrates.preventativetapping.passive-aggressivesighing.escalatingtrolleyproblem(must includediagrams).cousinbrigittehands me ascreamingchild/infant.“you havebeautifulhair.”dad triesto set meup withsomeone.great-auntcorinne getsconfusedabout myvoice.the piano lid isunceremoniouslyclosed.i“embarrass”dad.“you’d be somuch prettierwithout allthat metal inyour face”.a phone call witha french relativesomehow lastsfor longer thanan hour.dad anduncle jacquesget into ajugglingcontest.

a week with jean - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. dad buys me a dress.
  2. 7am supermarket trip.
  3. “i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
  4. there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
  5. dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
  6. getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
  7. dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
  8. france hates my lactose intolerance.
  9. my lactose intolerance hates france.
  10. dad sets the kitchen on fire.
  11. enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
  12. uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
  13. preventative tapping.
  14. passive-aggressive sighing.
  15. escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
  16. cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
  17. “you have beautiful hair.”
  18. dad tries to set me up with someone.
  19. great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
  20. the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
  21. i “embarrass” dad.
  22. “you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
  23. a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.
  24. dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.