(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“i didn’t know you had a son, jean.”
cousin brigitte hands me a screaming child/infant.
great-aunt corinne gets confused about my voice.
getting ‘full named’ only it’s my dead name so it doesn’t count.
dad’s cousin brigitte announces a pregnancy.
my lactose intolerance hates france.
passive-aggressive sighing.
dad slams open my bedroom door at 3am with an urgent query regarding morality.
france hates my lactose intolerance.
there is a ‘surprise’ family function.
7am supermarket trip.
dad and uncle jacques get into a juggling contest.
“you’d be so much prettier without all that metal in your face”.
enforced ‘bonding time’ in a shop.
dad buys me a dress.
uncle jacques and dad get in a shouting match over socrates.
“you have beautiful hair.”
the piano lid is unceremoniously closed.
escalating trolley problem (must include diagrams).
i “embarrass” dad.
a phone call with a french relative somehow lasts for longer than an hour.