Peter’swife has ablackbaby.Investigationreadily uncoversPeter’s overseasbank accounts.Peterstormsout of aninterview.Journalists uncoverthat Peter is feedingconfidential informationto his family’s financialmanager, therebyinsider-trading andgets investigated bythe SEC for financialcrimes.Peter explainshowenvironmentalregulations arebad for theclimate.Peter admits that hehad thought thisCongress gambitwould fill the ever-expanding voidwithin, but he’sactually moremiserable than ever.Peter explains howthe housing crisis,the healthcare crisis,and massincarceration crisiscan all be solved withtax cuts forbillionaires.Peter says‘innovation’more than 5times in asingle pressappearance.Peter andAaronSchockmake thingsofficial.Voxpublishthe klanphotos.Joe Roganenables Peter’sextremism bygiving him aplatform todouche upon.Tabloids findout aboutPeter’smistress, andmanstress.Peterinadvertentlyleaves somewax hiseyebrows.Peter explainshow tax breaksfor billionaireswill solve thecrime problem.The Economistwrites an articleabout how Peter isemblematic of shifttowards oligarchy inAmerican politics.Aunt Betsy andUncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter onnational television—just becausethey can.Peter talksabout beinga phonyveteran in aninterview.Fox Newsstarts tosquadify Peterand the otherGOP bozos.The Meijerfamily’s networth doublesduring Peter’stwo-year tenurein Congress.Peter’s nosestarts to bleedon the floor ofCongress dueto his cokehabit.Betsy DeVospretends not tohave knownPeter since hewas a child.Peter resignsfrom Congressto spend moretime with hisfamily.Peter flops inCongressand becomesa Fox Newscommentator.Petershaveshis beard.Peter says‘entrepreneurship’more than 5 timesin a single pressappearance.Peter’swife has ablackbaby.Investigationreadily uncoversPeter’s overseasbank accounts.Peterstormsout of aninterview.Journalists uncoverthat Peter is feedingconfidential informationto his family’s financialmanager, therebyinsider-trading andgets investigated bythe SEC for financialcrimes.Peter explainshowenvironmentalregulations arebad for theclimate.Peter admits that hehad thought thisCongress gambitwould fill the ever-expanding voidwithin, but he’sactually moremiserable than ever.Peter explains howthe housing crisis,the healthcare crisis,and massincarceration crisiscan all be solved withtax cuts forbillionaires.Peter says‘innovation’more than 5times in asingle pressappearance.Peter andAaronSchockmake thingsofficial.Voxpublishthe klanphotos.Joe Roganenables Peter’sextremism bygiving him aplatform todouche upon.Tabloids findout aboutPeter’smistress, andmanstress.Peterinadvertentlyleaves somewax hiseyebrows.Peter explainshow tax breaksfor billionaireswill solve thecrime problem.The Economistwrites an articleabout how Peter isemblematic of shifttowards oligarchy inAmerican politics.Aunt Betsy andUncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter onnational television—just becausethey can.Peter talksabout beinga phonyveteran in aninterview.Fox Newsstarts tosquadify Peterand the otherGOP bozos.The Meijerfamily’s networth doublesduring Peter’stwo-year tenurein Congress.Peter’s nosestarts to bleedon the floor ofCongress dueto his cokehabit.Betsy DeVospretends not tohave knownPeter since hewas a child.Peter resignsfrom Congressto spend moretime with hisfamily.Peter flops inCongressand becomesa Fox Newscommentator.Petershaveshis beard.Peter says‘entrepreneurship’more than 5 timesin a single pressappearance.

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(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Peter’s wife has a black baby.
  2. Investigation readily uncovers Peter’s overseas bank accounts.
  3. Peter storms out of an interview.
  4. Journalists uncover that Peter is feeding confidential information to his family’s financial manager, thereby insider-trading and gets investigated by the SEC for financial crimes.
  5. Peter explains how environmental regulations are bad for the climate.
  6. Peter admits that he had thought this Congress gambit would fill the ever-expanding void within, but he’s actually more miserable than ever.
  7. Peter explains how the housing crisis, the healthcare crisis, and mass incarceration crisis can all be solved with tax cuts for billionaires.
  8. Peter says ‘innovation’ more than 5 times in a single press appearance.
  9. Peter and Aaron Schock make things official.
  10. Vox publish the klan photos.
  11. Joe Rogan enables Peter’s extremism by giving him a platform to douche upon.
  12. Tabloids find out about Peter’s mistress, and manstress.
  13. Peter inadvertently leaves some wax his eyebrows.
  14. Peter explains how tax breaks for billionaires will solve the crime problem.
  15. The Economist writes an article about how Peter is emblematic of shift towards oligarchy in American politics.
  16. Aunt Betsy and Uncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter on national television—just because they can.
  17. Peter talks about being a phony veteran in an interview.
  18. Fox News starts to squadify Peter and the other GOP bozos.
  19. The Meijer family’s net worth doubles during Peter’s two-year tenure in Congress.
  20. Peter’s nose starts to bleed on the floor of Congress due to his coke habit.
  21. Betsy DeVos pretends not to have known Peter since he was a child.
  22. Peter resigns from Congress to spend more time with his family.
  23. Peter flops in Congress and becomes a Fox News commentator.
  24. Peter shaves his beard.
  25. Peter says ‘entrepreneurship’ more than 5 times in a single press appearance.