Investigationreadily uncoversPeter’s overseasbank accounts.Aunt Betsy andUncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter onnational television—just becausethey can.Peter explainshow tax breaksfor billionaireswill solve thecrime problem.Peter explains howthe housing crisis,the healthcare crisis,and massincarceration crisiscan all be solved withtax cuts forbillionaires.Journalists uncoverthat Peter is feedingconfidential informationto his family’s financialmanager, therebyinsider-trading andgets investigated bythe SEC for financialcrimes.Peter explainshowenvironmentalregulations arebad for theclimate.Petershaveshis beard.Peterstormsout of aninterview.Peter resignsfrom Congressto spend moretime with hisfamily.Voxpublishthe klanphotos.Peter flops inCongressand becomesa Fox Newscommentator.Tabloids findout aboutPeter’smistress, andmanstress.The Economistwrites an articleabout how Peter isemblematic of shifttowards oligarchy inAmerican politics.Peter’swife has ablackbaby.Peter andAaronSchockmake thingsofficial.Fox Newsstarts tosquadify Peterand the otherGOP bozos.Joe Roganenables Peter’sextremism bygiving him aplatform todouche upon.The Meijerfamily’s networth doublesduring Peter’stwo-year tenurein Congress.Peter admits that hehad thought thisCongress gambitwould fill the ever-expanding voidwithin, but he’sactually moremiserable than ever.Peter’s nosestarts to bleedon the floor ofCongress dueto his cokehabit.Betsy DeVospretends not tohave knownPeter since hewas a child.Peter says‘innovation’more than 5times in asingle pressappearance.Peterinadvertentlyleaves somewax hiseyebrows.Peter says‘entrepreneurship’more than 5 timesin a single pressappearance.Peter talksabout beinga phonyveteran in aninterview.Investigationreadily uncoversPeter’s overseasbank accounts.Aunt Betsy andUncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter onnational television—just becausethey can.Peter explainshow tax breaksfor billionaireswill solve thecrime problem.Peter explains howthe housing crisis,the healthcare crisis,and massincarceration crisiscan all be solved withtax cuts forbillionaires.Journalists uncoverthat Peter is feedingconfidential informationto his family’s financialmanager, therebyinsider-trading andgets investigated bythe SEC for financialcrimes.Peter explainshowenvironmentalregulations arebad for theclimate.Petershaveshis beard.Peterstormsout of aninterview.Peter resignsfrom Congressto spend moretime with hisfamily.Voxpublishthe klanphotos.Peter flops inCongressand becomesa Fox Newscommentator.Tabloids findout aboutPeter’smistress, andmanstress.The Economistwrites an articleabout how Peter isemblematic of shifttowards oligarchy inAmerican politics.Peter’swife has ablackbaby.Peter andAaronSchockmake thingsofficial.Fox Newsstarts tosquadify Peterand the otherGOP bozos.Joe Roganenables Peter’sextremism bygiving him aplatform todouche upon.The Meijerfamily’s networth doublesduring Peter’stwo-year tenurein Congress.Peter admits that hehad thought thisCongress gambitwould fill the ever-expanding voidwithin, but he’sactually moremiserable than ever.Peter’s nosestarts to bleedon the floor ofCongress dueto his cokehabit.Betsy DeVospretends not tohave knownPeter since hewas a child.Peter says‘innovation’more than 5times in asingle pressappearance.Peterinadvertentlyleaves somewax hiseyebrows.Peter says‘entrepreneurship’more than 5 timesin a single pressappearance.Peter talksabout beinga phonyveteran in aninterview.

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  1. Investigation readily uncovers Peter’s overseas bank accounts.
  2. Aunt Betsy and Uncle Erik Eiffel-Tower Peter on national television—just because they can.
  3. Peter explains how tax breaks for billionaires will solve the crime problem.
  4. Peter explains how the housing crisis, the healthcare crisis, and mass incarceration crisis can all be solved with tax cuts for billionaires.
  5. Journalists uncover that Peter is feeding confidential information to his family’s financial manager, thereby insider-trading and gets investigated by the SEC for financial crimes.
  6. Peter explains how environmental regulations are bad for the climate.
  7. Peter shaves his beard.
  8. Peter storms out of an interview.
  9. Peter resigns from Congress to spend more time with his family.
  10. Vox publish the klan photos.
  11. Peter flops in Congress and becomes a Fox News commentator.
  12. Tabloids find out about Peter’s mistress, and manstress.
  13. The Economist writes an article about how Peter is emblematic of shift towards oligarchy in American politics.
  14. Peter’s wife has a black baby.
  15. Peter and Aaron Schock make things official.
  16. Fox News starts to squadify Peter and the other GOP bozos.
  17. Joe Rogan enables Peter’s extremism by giving him a platform to douche upon.
  18. The Meijer family’s net worth doubles during Peter’s two-year tenure in Congress.
  19. Peter admits that he had thought this Congress gambit would fill the ever-expanding void within, but he’s actually more miserable than ever.
  20. Peter’s nose starts to bleed on the floor of Congress due to his coke habit.
  21. Betsy DeVos pretends not to have known Peter since he was a child.
  22. Peter says ‘innovation’ more than 5 times in a single press appearance.
  23. Peter inadvertently leaves some wax his eyebrows.
  24. Peter says ‘entrepreneurship’ more than 5 times in a single press appearance.
  25. Peter talks about being a phony veteran in an interview.