Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  2. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  3. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  4. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  5. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  6. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  7. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  8. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  9. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  10. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  11. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  12. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  13. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  14. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  15. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  16. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  17. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  18. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  19. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  20. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  21. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  22. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  23. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  24. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  25. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  26. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  27. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  28. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  29. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.