What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  2. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  3. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  4. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  5. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  6. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  7. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  8. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  9. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  10. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  11. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  12. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  13. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  14. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  15. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  16. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  17. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  18. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  19. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  20. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  21. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  22. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  23. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  24. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  25. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  26. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  27. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  28. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  29. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.