What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  2. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  3. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  4. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  5. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  6. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  7. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  8. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  9. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  10. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  11. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  12. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  13. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  14. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  15. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  16. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  17. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  18. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  19. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  20. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  21. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  22. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  23. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  24. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  25. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  26. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  27. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  28. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  29. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.