What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  2. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  3. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  4. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  5. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  6. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  7. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  8. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  9. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  10. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  11. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  12. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  13. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  14. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  15. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  16. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  17. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  18. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  19. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  20. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  21. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  22. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  23. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  24. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  25. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  26. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  27. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  28. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  29. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.