Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  2. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  3. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  4. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  5. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  6. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  7. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  8. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  9. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  10. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  11. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  12. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  13. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  14. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  15. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  16. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  17. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  18. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  19. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  20. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  21. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  22. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  23. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  24. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  25. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  26. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  27. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  28. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  29. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.