What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  2. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  3. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  4. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  5. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  6. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  7. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  8. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  9. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  10. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  11. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  12. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  13. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  14. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  15. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  16. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  17. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  18. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  19. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  20. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  21. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  22. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  23. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  24. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  25. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  26. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  27. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  28. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  29. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.