How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  2. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  3. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  4. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  5. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  6. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  7. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  8. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  9. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  10. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  11. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  12. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  13. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  14. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  15. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  16. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  17. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  18. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  19. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  20. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  21. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  22. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  23. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  24. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  25. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  26. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  27. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  28. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  29. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.