Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.

WTH Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  2. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  3. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  4. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  5. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  6. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  7. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  8. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  9. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  10. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  11. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  12. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  13. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  14. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  15. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  16. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  17. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  18. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  19. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  20. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  21. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  22. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
  23. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  24. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  25. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  26. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  27. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  28. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  29. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.