connectionissues ontelehealthleaning in b/cyou think kidclient is gettingemotional andthey sneeze inyour faceEmotional whiplashand temporaryamnesia about howyou *really* feelabout responding toCOVID safely fromsitting with people onopposite sides all daytears and (snotlicking) duringsession but itstelehealth, notissues.lost track ofhow manynotes thereare to catchup onbeing on the midst ofburnout that you’recontemplating otherjobs you’d excel atWHILE in sessionwith a client.Google aworksheet/interventionin session while ontelehealthclient notices youstrategical maskinga yawn and nowyou have toterminate and moveaway foreverclient mentionswhere they work,places they go andpeople they know--and suddenly you’reone degree ofseparationyou say somethingyou think is reallyprofound and theclient stares at youblankly beforesaying, “sorry myinternet cut out, whatwere you saying?”have client stand upin virtual session toreveal either 1)pajama pants 2)bathing suit bottoms3) or no pantslooked at the clock42 minutes into asession andrealized only 3minutes havepassedzoom sessionand youaccidentallyadjust you chairand drop down 6inchesrun into aclient in thetoilet papersection duringthe pandemic about to pee yourpants on a telehealthcall so “accidentallyhang up” so you canpee, call back theclient and blame it on“technical difficulties.”clients cancel everytime you have to doteletherapy because“it isn’t real therapy”but expect their samespot to be there forthem when you cando in-person againwrote somevariation of"processedCovid19 stressorsand socio-politicalevents" in notesyour dog or catsneaks up behindyou during a virtualsession and youdon’t notice untilyour client says soimpostersyndrometeletherapysession endsand you goright back intobed/the couchcame up witha clever (ornot so clever)way to coverup a yawnoffered to starttherapy with amediation ordeep breathingbecause youneeded it“used ourclients words”as anopportunity tocuss in therapyyour client’s facefreezes mid-cryingin virtual sessionfocused on crisisinterventionconnectionissues ontelehealthleaning in b/cyou think kidclient is gettingemotional andthey sneeze inyour faceEmotional whiplashand temporaryamnesia about howyou *really* feelabout responding toCOVID safely fromsitting with people onopposite sides all daytears and (snotlicking) duringsession but itstelehealth, notissues.lost track ofhow manynotes thereare to catchup onbeing on the midst ofburnout that you’recontemplating otherjobs you’d excel atWHILE in sessionwith a client.Google aworksheet/interventionin session while ontelehealthclient notices youstrategical maskinga yawn and nowyou have toterminate and moveaway foreverclient mentionswhere they work,places they go andpeople they know--and suddenly you’reone degree ofseparationyou say somethingyou think is reallyprofound and theclient stares at youblankly beforesaying, “sorry myinternet cut out, whatwere you saying?”have client stand upin virtual session toreveal either 1)pajama pants 2)bathing suit bottoms3) or no pantslooked at the clock42 minutes into asession andrealized only 3minutes havepassedzoom sessionand youaccidentallyadjust you chairand drop down 6inchesrun into aclient in thetoilet papersection duringthe pandemic about to pee yourpants on a telehealthcall so “accidentallyhang up” so you canpee, call back theclient and blame it on“technical difficulties.”clients cancel everytime you have to doteletherapy because“it isn’t real therapy”but expect their samespot to be there forthem when you cando in-person againwrote somevariation of"processedCovid19 stressorsand socio-politicalevents" in notesyour dog or catsneaks up behindyou during a virtualsession and youdon’t notice untilyour client says soimpostersyndrometeletherapysession endsand you goright back intobed/the couchcame up witha clever (ornot so clever)way to coverup a yawnoffered to starttherapy with amediation ordeep breathingbecause youneeded it“used ourclients words”as anopportunity tocuss in therapyyour client’s facefreezes mid-cryingin virtual sessionfocused on crisisintervention

Occupational Hazards of Being a Therapist in 2020 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. connection issues on telehealth
  2. leaning in b/c you think kid client is getting emotional and they sneeze in your face
  3. Emotional whiplash and temporary amnesia about how you *really* feel about responding to COVID safely from sitting with people on opposite sides all day
  4. tears and (snot licking) during session but its telehealth, no tissues.
  5. lost track of how many notes there are to catch up on
  6. being on the midst of burnout that you’re contemplating other jobs you’d excel at WHILE in session with a client.
  7. Google a worksheet/intervention in session while on telehealth
  8. client notices you strategical masking a yawn and now you have to terminate and move away forever
  9. client mentions where they work, places they go and people they know-- and suddenly you’re one degree of separation
  10. you say something you think is really profound and the client stares at you blankly before saying, “sorry my internet cut out, what were you saying?”
  11. have client stand up in virtual session to reveal either 1) pajama pants 2) bathing suit bottoms 3) or no pants
  12. looked at the clock 42 minutes into a session and realized only 3 minutes have passed
  13. zoom session and you accidentally adjust you chair and drop down 6 inches
  14. run into a client in the toilet paper section during the pandemic
  15. about to pee your pants on a telehealth call so “accidentally hang up” so you can pee, call back the client and blame it on “technical difficulties.”
  16. clients cancel every time you have to do teletherapy because “it isn’t real therapy” but expect their same spot to be there for them when you can do in-person again
  17. wrote some variation of "processed Covid19 stressors and socio-political events" in notes
  18. your dog or cat sneaks up behind you during a virtual session and you don’t notice until your client says so
  19. imposter syndrome
  20. teletherapy session ends and you go right back into bed/the couch
  21. came up with a clever (or not so clever) way to cover up a yawn
  22. offered to start therapy with a mediation or deep breathing because you needed it
  23. “used our clients words” as an opportunity to cuss in therapy
  24. your client’s face freezes mid-crying in virtual session focused on crisis intervention