tears and (snotlicking) duringsession but itstelehealth, notissues.looked at the clock42 minutes into asession andrealized only 3minutes havepassedclients cancel everytime you have to doteletherapy because“it isn’t real therapy”but expect their samespot to be there forthem when you cando in-person again“used ourclients words”as anopportunity tocuss in therapyyou say somethingyou think is reallyprofound and theclient stares at youblankly beforesaying, “sorry myinternet cut out, whatwere you saying?”run into aclient in thetoilet papersection duringthe pandemic came up witha clever (ornot so clever)way to coverup a yawnabout to pee yourpants on a telehealthcall so “accidentallyhang up” so you canpee, call back theclient and blame it on“technical difficulties.”client mentionswhere they work,places they go andpeople they know--and suddenly you’reone degree ofseparationconnectionissues ontelehealthimpostersyndromebeing on the midst ofburnout that you’recontemplating otherjobs you’d excel atWHILE in sessionwith a client.teletherapysession endsand you goright back intobed/the couchzoom sessionand youaccidentallyadjust you chairand drop down 6inchesyour client’s facefreezes mid-cryingin virtual sessionfocused on crisisinterventionoffered to starttherapy with amediation ordeep breathingbecause youneeded itEmotional whiplashand temporaryamnesia about howyou *really* feelabout responding toCOVID safely fromsitting with people onopposite sides all dayclient notices youstrategical maskinga yawn and nowyou have toterminate and moveaway foreverleaning in b/cyou think kidclient is gettingemotional andthey sneeze inyour facehave client stand upin virtual session toreveal either 1)pajama pants 2)bathing suit bottoms3) or no pantsGoogle aworksheet/interventionin session while ontelehealthwrote somevariation of"processedCovid19 stressorsand socio-politicalevents" in notesyour dog or catsneaks up behindyou during a virtualsession and youdon’t notice untilyour client says solost track ofhow manynotes thereare to catchup ontears and (snotlicking) duringsession but itstelehealth, notissues.looked at the clock42 minutes into asession andrealized only 3minutes havepassedclients cancel everytime you have to doteletherapy because“it isn’t real therapy”but expect their samespot to be there forthem when you cando in-person again“used ourclients words”as anopportunity tocuss in therapyyou say somethingyou think is reallyprofound and theclient stares at youblankly beforesaying, “sorry myinternet cut out, whatwere you saying?”run into aclient in thetoilet papersection duringthe pandemic came up witha clever (ornot so clever)way to coverup a yawnabout to pee yourpants on a telehealthcall so “accidentallyhang up” so you canpee, call back theclient and blame it on“technical difficulties.”client mentionswhere they work,places they go andpeople they know--and suddenly you’reone degree ofseparationconnectionissues ontelehealthimpostersyndromebeing on the midst ofburnout that you’recontemplating otherjobs you’d excel atWHILE in sessionwith a client.teletherapysession endsand you goright back intobed/the couchzoom sessionand youaccidentallyadjust you chairand drop down 6inchesyour client’s facefreezes mid-cryingin virtual sessionfocused on crisisinterventionoffered to starttherapy with amediation ordeep breathingbecause youneeded itEmotional whiplashand temporaryamnesia about howyou *really* feelabout responding toCOVID safely fromsitting with people onopposite sides all dayclient notices youstrategical maskinga yawn and nowyou have toterminate and moveaway foreverleaning in b/cyou think kidclient is gettingemotional andthey sneeze inyour facehave client stand upin virtual session toreveal either 1)pajama pants 2)bathing suit bottoms3) or no pantsGoogle aworksheet/interventionin session while ontelehealthwrote somevariation of"processedCovid19 stressorsand socio-politicalevents" in notesyour dog or catsneaks up behindyou during a virtualsession and youdon’t notice untilyour client says solost track ofhow manynotes thereare to catchup on

Occupational Hazards of Being a Therapist in 2020 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. tears and (snot licking) during session but its telehealth, no tissues.
  2. looked at the clock 42 minutes into a session and realized only 3 minutes have passed
  3. clients cancel every time you have to do teletherapy because “it isn’t real therapy” but expect their same spot to be there for them when you can do in-person again
  4. “used our clients words” as an opportunity to cuss in therapy
  5. you say something you think is really profound and the client stares at you blankly before saying, “sorry my internet cut out, what were you saying?”
  6. run into a client in the toilet paper section during the pandemic
  7. came up with a clever (or not so clever) way to cover up a yawn
  8. about to pee your pants on a telehealth call so “accidentally hang up” so you can pee, call back the client and blame it on “technical difficulties.”
  9. client mentions where they work, places they go and people they know-- and suddenly you’re one degree of separation
  10. connection issues on telehealth
  11. imposter syndrome
  12. being on the midst of burnout that you’re contemplating other jobs you’d excel at WHILE in session with a client.
  13. teletherapy session ends and you go right back into bed/the couch
  14. zoom session and you accidentally adjust you chair and drop down 6 inches
  15. your client’s face freezes mid-crying in virtual session focused on crisis intervention
  16. offered to start therapy with a mediation or deep breathing because you needed it
  17. Emotional whiplash and temporary amnesia about how you *really* feel about responding to COVID safely from sitting with people on opposite sides all day
  18. client notices you strategical masking a yawn and now you have to terminate and move away forever
  19. leaning in b/c you think kid client is getting emotional and they sneeze in your face
  20. have client stand up in virtual session to reveal either 1) pajama pants 2) bathing suit bottoms 3) or no pants
  21. Google a worksheet/intervention in session while on telehealth
  22. wrote some variation of "processed Covid19 stressors and socio-political events" in notes
  23. your dog or cat sneaks up behind you during a virtual session and you don’t notice until your client says so
  24. lost track of how many notes there are to catch up on