Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.Why did thedreidel go tothe doctor? Itkept gettingdizzy spells.Why do you putcandles on top ofthe menorah?It’stoo hard to putthem on thebottom.What do youcall a blindreindeer? Ihave no eyedeer.What do you calla speck that fallsinto the latkepan? Anunidentifiedfrying object.Why are thereonly 8 days ofHanukkah?Because 7 ate9.What’s the differencebetween Hanukkahand a dragon? Onelasts for eight nights,the other sometimesate knights.What’s the differencebetween theChristmas alphabetand the ordinaryalphabet? TheChristmas alphabethas No-el.Why doesScrooge lovereindeer so much?Because everysingle buck is dearto him!What do reindeerssay before they tellyou a joke? Thisone’s gonna sleighyou!Which hand isbest to light themenorah with?Neither, it’s bestto light it with acandle.What do youcall a scarylookingreindeer? Acariboo.What doelves learnin school?The elfa-bet.Where doesmistletoe goto getfamous?Holly-wood!What do you calla kid whodoesn’t believein Santa? Arebel without aClaus.What doesSimba say tocelebrate everyHanukkah?Hanukkahmatata.How do sheepsay MerryChristmas inMexico? FleeceNavidad.Why did Frosty askfor a divorce? Hiswife was a total flake.What do you call afrog hanging from theceiling? Mistletoad.What did the olderHanukkah candlesay to the youngerone?You’re tooyoung to smoke.How manypotatoes does ittake to makepotatopancakes? Alatke.How do you knowwhen Santa’saround? You canalways sense hispresents.How can yourecognize aHanukkah hippie?He’s the one withhis hair in dreidel-locks.What did the loafof bread say to theother loaf of breadduring Hanukkah?Happy challahdays!What do hip-hop artistsdo onChristmas?Unwrap.What do youcall Santa’slittle helpers?Subordinateclauses.What’s everyelf’s favoritetype ofmusic?Wrap.Why was thebroom late tothe Hanukkahparty? It over-swept.How did theornament getaddicted toChristmas? Hewas hooked ontrees his wholelife.What’s adreidel’sfavorite song?You spin meright round.What do youcall anobnoxiousreindeer?Rude-olph.

HOLIDAY BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the dreidel go to the doctor? It kept getting dizzy spells.
  2. Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
  3. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  4. What do you call a speck that falls into the latke pan? An unidentified frying object.
  5. Why are there only 8 days of Hanukkah? Because 7 ate 9.
  6. What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.
  7. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
  8. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
  9. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
  10. Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
  11. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  12. What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
  13. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!
  14. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  15. What does Simba say to celebrate every Hanukkah? Hanukkah matata.
  16. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
  17. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
  18. What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?You’re too young to smoke.
  19. How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke.
  20. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
  21. How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.
  22. What did the loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? Happy challah days!
  23. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  24. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  25. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  26. Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party? It over-swept.
  27. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.
  28. What’s a dreidel’s favorite song? You spin me right round.
  29. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.