Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"KrampusYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Fruitcakes.Why?Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"TinselitisSexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"KrampusYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Fruitcakes.Why?Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"TinselitisSexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  2. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  3. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  4. Krampus
  5. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  6. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  7. Mariah Carey
  8. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  9. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  10. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  11. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  12. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  13. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  14. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  15. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  16. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  17. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  18. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  19. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  20. Fruitcakes. Why?
  21. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  23. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  24. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  25. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  26. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  27. "The War on Christmas"
  28. Tinselitis
  29. Sexy Santas
  30. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner