Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.KrampusGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMariahCareyRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.TinselitisWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.KrampusGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMariahCareyRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.TinselitisWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  2. Krampus
  3. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  4. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  5. "The War on Christmas"
  6. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  7. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  8. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  9. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  10. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  11. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  12. Fruitcakes. Why?
  13. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  14. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  15. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  16. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  17. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  18. Mariah Carey
  19. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  20. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  21. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  22. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  23. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  24. Tinselitis
  25. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  26. Sexy Santas
  27. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  28. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  29. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  30. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store