MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsSexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manKrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesTinselitisBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsSexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manKrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesTinselitisBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mariah Carey
  2. Fruitcakes. Why?
  3. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  4. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  5. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  6. Sexy Santas
  7. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  8. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  9. Krampus
  10. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  11. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  12. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  13. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  14. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  15. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  16. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  17. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  18. Tinselitis
  19. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  20. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  21. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  22. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  23. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  24. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  25. "The War on Christmas"
  26. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  27. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  28. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  29. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  30. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.