Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.TinselitisKrampusMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellSexySantasGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.TinselitisKrampusMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellSexySantasGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"The WaronChristmas"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTStarbucksHoliday CupControversies

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  2. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  3. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  4. Tinselitis
  5. Krampus
  6. Mariah Carey
  7. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  8. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  9. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  10. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  11. Fruitcakes. Why?
  12. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  13. Sexy Santas
  14. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  15. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  16. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  17. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  18. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  19. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  20. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  21. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  22. "The War on Christmas"
  23. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  24. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  25. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  26. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  27. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  28. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  29. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  30. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies