That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.TinselitisBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassSexySantasThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.TinselitisBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassSexySantasThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerKrampusFruitcakes.Why?Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  2. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  3. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  4. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  5. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  6. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  7. Mariah Carey
  8. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  9. Tinselitis
  10. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  11. Sexy Santas
  12. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  13. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  14. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  15. "The War on Christmas"
  16. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  17. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  18. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  19. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  20. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  22. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  23. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  24. Krampus
  25. Fruitcakes. Why?
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  27. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  28. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  29. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  30. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.