That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanKrampusHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesGrandma'sitchysweatersBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMariahCareyRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""The WaronChristmas"TinselitisSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanKrampusHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesGrandma'sitchysweatersBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMariahCareyRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""The WaronChristmas"TinselitisSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  2. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  3. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  4. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  5. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  6. Fruitcakes. Why?
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  9. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  10. Krampus
  11. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  12. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  13. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  14. Mariah Carey
  15. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  16. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  17. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  18. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  19. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  20. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  21. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  22. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  23. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  24. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  25. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  26. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  27. "The War on Christmas"
  28. Tinselitis
  29. Sexy Santas
  30. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.