MariahCareyStarbucksHoliday CupControversies"The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesTinselitisMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerSexySantasRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"MariahCareyStarbucksHoliday CupControversies"The WaronChristmas"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesTinselitisMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerSexySantasRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mariah Carey
  2. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  3. "The War on Christmas"
  4. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  6. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  7. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  8. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  9. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  10. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  11. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  12. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  13. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  14. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  15. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  16. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  17. Krampus
  18. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  19. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  20. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  21. Fruitcakes. Why?
  22. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  23. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  24. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  25. Tinselitis
  26. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  27. Sexy Santas
  28. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  29. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  30. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"