Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.KrampusMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMariahCareyWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manFruitcakes.Why?Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Tinselitis"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.SexySantasDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.KrampusMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMariahCareyWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manFruitcakes.Why?Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Tinselitis"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.SexySantasDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  2. Krampus
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. Mariah Carey
  5. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  6. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  7. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  8. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  9. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  10. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  11. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  12. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  13. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  14. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  15. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  16. Fruitcakes. Why?
  17. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  18. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  19. Tinselitis
  20. "The War on Christmas"
  21. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  22. Sexy Santas
  23. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  24. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  25. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  26. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  27. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  28. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  29. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  30. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST