Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."The WaronChristmas"MariahCareyDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.SexySantasGrandma'sitchysweatersThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedTinselitis"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."The WaronChristmas"MariahCareyDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.SexySantasGrandma'sitchysweatersThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedTinselitis"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoice

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
  1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  2. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  3. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  4. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  5. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  6. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  7. "The War on Christmas"
  8. Mariah Carey
  9. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  10. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  11. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  12. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  13. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  14. Krampus
  15. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  16. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  17. Fruitcakes. Why?
  18. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  19. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  20. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  21. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  22. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  23. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  24. Sexy Santas
  25. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  26. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  27. Tinselitis
  28. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  29. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  30. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice