MariahCareyMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.TinselitisSexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweaters"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellKrampusReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMariahCareyMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.TinselitisSexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweaters"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellKrampusReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mariah Carey
  2. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  3. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  4. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  5. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  6. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  7. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  8. Tinselitis
  9. Sexy Santas
  10. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  11. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  12. Fruitcakes. Why?
  13. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  14. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  15. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  16. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  17. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  18. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  19. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  20. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  21. "The War on Christmas"
  22. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  23. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  24. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  25. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  26. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  27. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  28. Krampus
  29. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  30. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man