Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.KrampusSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesTinselitisThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."The WaronChristmas"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGrandma'sitchysweatersMariahCareyJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.KrampusSexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesTinselitisThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."The WaronChristmas"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGrandma'sitchysweatersMariahCarey

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  2. Krampus
  3. Sexy Santas
  4. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  5. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  6. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  7. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  8. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  9. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  10. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  11. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  12. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  13. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  14. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  15. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  16. Fruitcakes. Why?
  17. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  18. Tinselitis
  19. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  20. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  21. "The War on Christmas"
  22. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  23. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  24. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  25. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  26. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  27. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  28. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  29. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  30. Mariah Carey