Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.KrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Grandma'sitchysweatersLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedTinselitisCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.SexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.KrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellMariahCareyWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Grandma'sitchysweatersLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedTinselitisCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.SexySantas

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  2. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  3. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  4. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  6. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  7. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  8. Krampus
  9. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  10. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  11. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  12. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  13. "The War on Christmas"
  14. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  15. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  16. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  17. Mariah Carey
  18. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  19. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  20. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  21. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  22. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  23. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  24. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  25. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  26. Tinselitis
  27. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  28. Fruitcakes. Why?
  29. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  30. Sexy Santas