Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"SexySantasBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampus"The WaronChristmas"MariahCareyJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Grandma'sitchysweatersTinselitisRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsFruitcakes.Why?Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"SexySantasBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Realizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampus"The WaronChristmas"MariahCareyJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Grandma'sitchysweatersTinselitisRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsFruitcakes.Why?

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  2. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  3. Sexy Santas
  4. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  5. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  6. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  7. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  8. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  9. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  10. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  11. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  12. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  13. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  14. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  15. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  16. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  17. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  18. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  19. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  20. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  21. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  23. Krampus
  24. "The War on Christmas"
  25. Mariah Carey
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  27. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  28. Tinselitis
  29. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  30. Fruitcakes. Why?