SexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.TinselitisMariahCareyWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampusJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerSexySantasHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.TinselitisMariahCareyWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Realizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampusJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sexy Santas
  2. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  3. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  4. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  5. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  6. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  9. Fruitcakes. Why?
  10. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  11. "The War on Christmas"
  12. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  13. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  14. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  15. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  16. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  17. Tinselitis
  18. Mariah Carey
  19. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  20. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  21. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  22. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  23. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  24. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  25. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  26. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  27. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  28. Krampus
  29. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  30. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner