(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
Fruitcakes. Why?
Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
Krampus
Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
Grandma's itchy sweaters
Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
Mariah Carey
Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
"Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
"The War on Christmas"
Tinselitis
Sexy Santas
Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.