KrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.TinselitisRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanSexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that well"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.KrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.TinselitisRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanSexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that well"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Krampus
  2. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  3. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  4. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  5. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  6. Fruitcakes. Why?
  7. Mariah Carey
  8. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  9. Tinselitis
  10. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  11. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  12. Sexy Santas
  13. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  14. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  15. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  16. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  17. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  18. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  19. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  20. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  21. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  22. "The War on Christmas"
  23. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  24. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  25. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  27. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  28. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  29. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  30. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.