Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"TinselitisBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTGrandma'sitchysweatersSexySantasDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanKrampusBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roast.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeRealizing askingWinston to writethe bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier lastyear"TinselitisBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust...so muchgrating.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTGrandma'sitchysweatersSexySantasDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing thatone scene from"Love, Actually"doesn't actuallyhold up that wellWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanKrampusBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  2. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast.
  5. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  6. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  7. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  8. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  9. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  10. Realizing asking Winston to write the bingo cards was a WILD choice
  11. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier last year"
  12. Tinselitis
  13. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  14. "The War on Christmas"
  15. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just...so much grating.
  16. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  17. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  18. Sexy Santas
  19. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  20. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  21. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  23. Mariah Carey
  24. Fruitcakes. Why?
  25. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  26. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  27. Realizing that one scene from "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  28. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  29. Krampus
  30. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass