Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsFruitcakes.Why?Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"MariahCarey"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.KrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassSexySantasWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsFruitcakes.Why?Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"MariahCarey"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.KrampusCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassSexySantasWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  2. Fruitcakes. Why?
  3. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  4. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  5. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  6. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  7. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  8. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  9. "The War on Christmas"
  10. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  11. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  12. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  13. Mariah Carey
  14. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  15. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  16. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  17. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  18. Krampus
  19. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  20. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  21. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  22. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  23. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  24. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  25. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  26. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  27. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  28. Sexy Santas
  29. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  30. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  31. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  32. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.