"The WaronChristmas"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampusMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."The WaronChristmas"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"SexySantasStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieKrampusMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellFruitcakes.Why?Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The War on Christmas"
  2. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  3. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  4. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  5. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  6. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  9. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  10. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  11. Sexy Santas
  12. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  13. Mariah Carey
  14. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  15. Krampus
  16. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  17. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  18. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  19. Fruitcakes. Why?
  20. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  21. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  22. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  23. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  24. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  25. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  26. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  27. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  28. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  29. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  30. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  31. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  32. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.