That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidaySexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"KrampusWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidaySexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"KrampusWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  2. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  3. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  4. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  5. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  6. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  7. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  8. Mariah Carey
  9. Fruitcakes. Why?
  10. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  11. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  12. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  13. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  14. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  15. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  16. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  17. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  18. Sexy Santas
  19. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  20. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  21. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  22. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  23. "The War on Christmas"
  24. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  25. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  27. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  28. Krampus
  29. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  30. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  31. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  32. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.