Fruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.SexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayKrampusMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"The WaronChristmas"Fruitcakes.Why?Grandma'sitchysweatersWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known toman"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.SexySantasMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayKrampusMariahCareyDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"The WaronChristmas"

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fruitcakes. Why?
  2. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  3. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  4. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  5. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  6. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  7. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  8. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  9. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  10. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  11. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  12. Sexy Santas
  13. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  14. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  15. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  16. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  17. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  18. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  19. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  20. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  21. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  22. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  23. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  24. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  25. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  26. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  27. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  28. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  29. Krampus
  30. Mariah Carey
  31. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  32. "The War on Christmas"