KrampusThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"The WaronChristmas"Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMariahCareyJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanFruitcakes.Why?SexySantasYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGrandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.KrampusThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"The WaronChristmas"Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMariahCareyJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanFruitcakes.Why?SexySantasYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGrandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Krampus
  2. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  3. "The War on Christmas"
  4. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  5. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  6. Mariah Carey
  7. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  8. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  9. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  10. Fruitcakes. Why?
  11. Sexy Santas
  12. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  13. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  14. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  15. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  16. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  17. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  18. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  19. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  20. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  21. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  22. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  23. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  24. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  25. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  26. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  27. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  28. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  29. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  30. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  31. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  32. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.