"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesSexySantasStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerKrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMariahCareyMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Grandma'sitchysweatersReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesSexySantasStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerKrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayMariahCareyMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Grandma'sitchysweatersReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassFruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The War on Christmas"
  2. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  3. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  4. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  5. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  6. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  7. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  8. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  9. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  10. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  11. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  12. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  13. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  14. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  15. Sexy Santas
  16. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  17. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  18. Krampus
  19. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  20. Mariah Carey
  21. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  23. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  24. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  25. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  26. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  27. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  28. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  29. Fruitcakes. Why?
  30. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  31. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  32. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews