StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Krampus"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Fruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Krampus"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"SexySantas"The WaronChristmas"Grandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  2. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  3. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  4. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  5. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  6. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  7. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  8. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  9. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  10. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  11. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  12. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  13. Fruitcakes. Why?
  14. Mariah Carey
  15. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  16. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  17. Krampus
  18. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  19. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  20. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  21. Sexy Santas
  22. "The War on Christmas"
  23. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  24. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  25. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  26. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  27. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  28. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  29. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  30. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  31. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  32. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass