Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanSexySantas"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."The WaronChristmas"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Grandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.MariahCareyFruitcakes.Why?That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanSexySantas"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."The WaronChristmas"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Grandma'sitchysweatersDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needles

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  2. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  3. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  4. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  5. Mariah Carey
  6. Fruitcakes. Why?
  7. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  8. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  9. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  10. Krampus
  11. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  12. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  13. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  14. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  15. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  16. Sexy Santas
  17. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  18. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  19. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  20. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  21. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  22. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  23. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  24. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  25. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  26. "The War on Christmas"
  27. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  28. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  29. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  30. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  31. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  32. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles