Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedKrampusWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantas"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedKrampusWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manSexySantas"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Fruitcakes.Why?MariahCareyThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe store"The WaronChristmas"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  2. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  3. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  4. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  5. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  6. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  7. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  8. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  9. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  10. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  11. Krampus
  12. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  13. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  14. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  15. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  16. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  17. Sexy Santas
  18. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  19. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  20. Fruitcakes. Why?
  21. Mariah Carey
  22. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  23. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  24. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  25. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  26. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  27. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  28. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  29. "The War on Christmas"
  30. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  31. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  32. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.