DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.MariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Fruitcakes.Why?Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceKrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.SexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.MariahCareyRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie"The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Fruitcakes.Why?Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGrandma'sitchysweatersRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceKrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.SexySantasGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  2. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  3. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  4. Mariah Carey
  5. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  6. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  7. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  8. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  9. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  10. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  11. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  12. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  13. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  14. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  15. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  16. "The War on Christmas"
  17. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  18. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  19. Fruitcakes. Why?
  20. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  22. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  23. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  24. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  25. Krampus
  26. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  27. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  28. Sexy Santas
  29. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  30. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  31. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  32. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday