SexySantasBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"KrampusYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesGrandma'sitchysweatersWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassMariahCareyYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedSexySantasBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Fruitcakes.Why?Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"KrampusYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesGrandma'sitchysweatersWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto man"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassMariahCareyYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"The WaronChristmas"Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sexy Santas
  2. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  5. Fruitcakes. Why?
  6. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  9. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  10. Krampus
  11. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  12. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  13. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  14. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  15. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  16. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  17. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  18. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  19. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  20. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  21. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  22. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  23. Mariah Carey
  24. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  25. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  26. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  27. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  28. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  29. "The War on Christmas"
  30. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  31. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  32. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized