(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
Sexy Santas
Grandma's itchy sweaters
Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
Krampus
Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
Mariah Carey
Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
"Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
Fruitcakes. Why?
Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
"Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
"The War on Christmas"
Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
