Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Grandma'sitchysweatersGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedFruitcakes.Why?Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"KrampusSexySantasBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMariahCareyHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Grandma'sitchysweatersGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedFruitcakes.Why?Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeBeing forcedto go toMidnightMass"The WaronChristmas"KrampusSexySantasBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat well"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerMariahCareyHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  2. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  3. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  4. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  6. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  7. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  8. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  9. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  10. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  11. Fruitcakes. Why?
  12. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  13. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  14. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  15. "The War on Christmas"
  16. Krampus
  17. Sexy Santas
  18. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  19. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  20. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  21. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  22. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  23. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  24. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  25. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  26. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  27. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  28. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  29. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  30. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  31. Mariah Carey
  32. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties