That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanGrandma'sitchysweatersReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."The WaronChristmas"SexySantasRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayFruitcakes.Why?Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMariahCareyKrampusThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinner"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Your little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanGrandma'sitchysweatersReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."The WaronChristmas"SexySantasRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTHolidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayFruitcakes.Why?Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manMariahCareyKrampus

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  2. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  3. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  4. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  6. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  7. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  8. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  9. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  10. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  11. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  12. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  13. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  14. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  15. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  16. "The War on Christmas"
  17. Sexy Santas
  18. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  19. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  20. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  23. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  24. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  25. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  26. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  27. Fruitcakes. Why?
  28. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  29. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  30. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  31. Mariah Carey
  32. Krampus