Being forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.MariahCareyYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Fruitcakes.Why?That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesKrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.MariahCareyYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Fruitcakes.Why?That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends."The WaronChristmas""Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesKrampusLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby Jews"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayGrandma'sitchysweatersBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  2. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  3. Mariah Carey
  4. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  5. Fruitcakes. Why?
  6. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  7. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  8. "The War on Christmas"
  9. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  10. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  11. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  12. Krampus
  13. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  14. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  15. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  16. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  17. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  18. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  19. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  20. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  21. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  22. Sexy Santas
  23. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  24. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  25. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  26. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  27. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  28. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  29. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  30. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  31. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  32. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST