Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweatersYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellFruitcakes.Why?Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Krampus"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?""The WaronChristmas"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsGaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manDustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.SexySantasMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.StarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMariahCareyBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Grandma'sitchysweatersYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellFruitcakes.Why?Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"Krampus"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?""The WaronChristmas"That one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Your one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  2. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  3. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  4. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  5. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  6. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  7. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  8. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  9. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  10. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  11. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  12. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  13. Sexy Santas
  14. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  15. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  16. Mariah Carey
  17. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  18. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  19. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  20. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  21. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  22. Fruitcakes. Why?
  23. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  24. Krampus
  25. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  26. "The War on Christmas"
  27. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  28. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  29. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  30. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  31. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  32. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.