That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Fruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"MariahCareySexySantasYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Being forcedto go toMidnightMassThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercialized"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Fruitcakes.Why?DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"MariahCareySexySantasYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs.Realizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsBeing oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST"The WaronChristmas"Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Just getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Dad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesAnother yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieGrandma'sitchysweatersStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesMom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellWondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Mom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesKrampusBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayRealizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice"Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear"Wondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  2. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  3. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  4. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  5. Fruitcakes. Why?
  6. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  7. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  8. Mariah Carey
  9. Sexy Santas
  10. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  11. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  12. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST
  13. "The War on Christmas"
  14. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  15. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  16. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  17. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  18. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  19. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  20. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  21. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  22. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  23. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  24. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  25. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  26. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  27. Krampus
  28. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  29. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  30. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  31. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  32. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.