Loving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Fruitcakes.Why?Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manGrandma'sitchysweaters"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.SexySantasRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear""The WaronChristmas"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusMariahCareyBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBESTLoving every minuteof all this holidaynonsense becauseit wouldn't feel rightif it happened anyother way.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Fruitcakes.Why?Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasPartiesMom and Dadputting you on thephone with greatuncle so-and-so,whom you'venever actually met.That one friend onfacebook alwaysshouting aboutChristmas beingstolen from thePagans. We get it.Wondering whatJewish people findso appealingaboutManischewitz, theworst wine knownto manGrandma'sitchysweaters"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"Mom kickingeveryone out ofthe kitchen thencomplaining thatnobody helpedwith the holidaydinnerYour little cousinthat eats too manysweets beforedinner andALWAYS ends uppuking.SexySantasRealizing theclassic song"WhiteChristmas" wasactually writtenby JewsYour one cousin thatsway to into highschool choir findingany excuse to sing"Oh Holy Night" atthe top of their lungs."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened.....yeah,it happend amonth earlier thisyear""The WaronChristmas"Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovieRealizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually" doesn'tactually hold upthat wellStarbucksHoliday CupControversiesCreepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress"DustyChanukkahdecorations inan impossible toreach corner ofthe storeKrampusMariahCareyBubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holidayBeing forcedto go toMidnightMassReally onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoiceDad insisting ongetting a real treethis year thencomplaining that hehas to clean up allthe needlesWondering whatthe Gentiles findso appealingabout eggnog, theworst dairyproduct known tomanThat one Auntcomplainingabout howChristmas hasbecome toocommercializedJust getting frozenhashbrowns andcalling them "Latkes"because makingthem from scratch isjust a lot grating andyou don't have a foodprocessor.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense because it wouldn't feel right if it happened any other way.
  2. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  3. Fruitcakes. Why?
  4. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties
  5. Mom and Dad putting you on the phone with great uncle so-and-so, whom you've never actually met.
  6. That one friend on facebook always shouting about Christmas being stolen from the Pagans. We get it.
  7. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz, the worst wine known to man
  8. Grandma's itchy sweaters
  9. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
  10. Mom kicking everyone out of the kitchen then complaining that nobody helped with the holiday dinner
  11. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets before dinner and ALWAYS ends up puking.
  12. Sexy Santas
  13. Realizing the classic song "White Christmas" was actually written by Jews
  14. Your one cousin thats way to into high school choir finding any excuse to sing "Oh Holy Night" at the top of their lungs.
  15. "Chanukkah actually already happened.....yeah, it happend a month earlier this year"
  16. "The War on Christmas"
  17. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie
  18. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't actually hold up that well
  19. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies
  20. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express"
  21. Dusty Chanukkah decorations in an impossible to reach corner of the store
  22. Krampus
  23. Mariah Carey
  24. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday
  25. Being forced to go to Midnight Mass
  26. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  27. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice
  28. Dad insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining that he has to clean up all the needles
  29. Wondering what the Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog, the worst dairy product known to man
  30. That one Aunt complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized
  31. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes" because making them from scratch is just a lot grating and you don't have a food processor.
  32. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST