Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?"
2. Krampus.
3. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
4. Fruitcakes. Why?
5. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
6. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense, it's part of the magic.
7. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
8. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
9. That one Candle that's shown up at the secret Santa for the past 5 years.
10. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
11. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store,
12. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
13. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night."
14. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
15. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
16. Realizing asking Winston to write the Christmas party. bingo cards was a WILD choice.
17. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
18. Getting forced onto a phone call with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
19. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
20. Just getting frozen hash browns and calling them "Latkes".
21. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
22. "The War on Christmas",
23. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
24. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
25. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
26. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
27. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
28. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
29. Attractive Instagram Santas.
30. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
31. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
32. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
33. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.