Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
2. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
3. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
4. Attractive Instagram Santas.
5. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
6. "The War on Christmas".
7. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
8. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
9. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
10. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
11. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
12. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
13. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
14. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
15. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
16. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
17. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
18. Fruitcakes. Why?
19. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
20. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
21. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
22. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
23. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
24. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
25. Krampus.
26. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
27. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
28. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
29. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
30. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
31. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
32. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
33. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.