Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
2. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
3. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
4. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
5. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
6. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
7. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
8. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
9. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
10. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
11. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
12. Krampus.
13. "The War on Christmas".
14. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
15. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
16. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
17. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
18. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
19. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
20. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
21. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
22. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
23. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
24. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
25. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
26. Fruitcakes. Why?
27. Attractive Instagram Santas.
28. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
29. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
30. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
31. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
32. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
33. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.