Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
2. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
3. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
4. Attractive Instagram Santas.
5. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
6. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
7. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
8. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
9. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
10. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
11. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
12. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
13. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
14. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
15. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
16. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
17. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
18. Krampus.
19. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
20. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
21. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
22. "The War on Christmas".
23. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
24. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
25. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
26. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
27. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
28. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
29. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
30. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
31. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
32. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
33. Fruitcakes. Why?