The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night"."The WaronChristmas".Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.AttractiveInstagramSantas.Fruitcakes.Why?"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Stayingup forMidnightMass.Krampus.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night"."The WaronChristmas".Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.AttractiveInstagramSantas.Fruitcakes.Why?"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Stayingup forMidnightMass.Krampus.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  2. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  3. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  4. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  5. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
  6. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  8. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  9. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  10. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  11. "The War on Christmas".
  12. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
  13. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  14. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  15. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  16. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  17. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  18. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  19. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
  20. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  21. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  22. Fruitcakes. Why?
  23. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  24. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  25. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  26. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  27. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  28. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  29. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  30. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  31. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  32. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  33. Krampus.