Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
2. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
3. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
4. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
5. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
6. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
7. Fruitcakes. Why?
8. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
9. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
10. "The War on Christmas".
11. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
12. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
13. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
14. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
15. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
16. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
17. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
18. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
19. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
20. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
21. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
22. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
23. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
24. Krampus.
25. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
26. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
27. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
28. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
29. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
30. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
31. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
32. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
33. Attractive Instagram Santas.