AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Stayingup forMidnightMass.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Krampus.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"."The WaronChristmas".Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.AttractiveInstagramSantas.Fruitcakes.Why?Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Stayingup forMidnightMass.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Krampus.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?"."The WaronChristmas".Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.AttractiveInstagramSantas.Fruitcakes.Why?Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  2. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  3. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  4. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  5. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  6. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  7. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  8. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  9. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  10. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  11. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  12. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  13. Krampus.
  14. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  15. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  16. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  17. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  18. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  19. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  20. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  21. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  22. "The War on Christmas".
  23. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  24. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  25. Fruitcakes. Why?
  26. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  27. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  28. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
  29. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
  30. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  31. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  32. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  33. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".