The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years."The WaronChristmas".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Fruitcakes.Why?AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Krampus.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".AttractiveInstagramSantas."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Stayingup forMidnightMass.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Grandma'sitchysweaters.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years."The WaronChristmas".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Fruitcakes.Why?AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Krampus.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".AttractiveInstagramSantas."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Stayingup forMidnightMass.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Grandma'sitchysweaters.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  2. "The War on Christmas".
  3. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  4. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  5. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  6. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  7. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  8. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  9. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  10. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  11. Fruitcakes. Why?
  12. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  13. Krampus.
  14. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  15. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  16. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
  17. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  18. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  19. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  20. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  21. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  22. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  23. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  24. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  25. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  26. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  27. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  28. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  29. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  30. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  31. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
  32. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  33. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.