Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
2. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
3. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
4. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
5. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
6. Attractive Instagram Santas.
7. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
8. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
9. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
10. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
11. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
12. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
13. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
14. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
15. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
16. Fruitcakes. Why?
17. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
18. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
19. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
20. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
22. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
23. Krampus.
24. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
25. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
26. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
27. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
28. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
29. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
30. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
31. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
32. "The War on Christmas".
33. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.