Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
2. "The War on Christmas".
3. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
4. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
5. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
6. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
7. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
8. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
9. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
10. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
11. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
12. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
13. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
14. Attractive Instagram Santas.
15. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
16. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
17. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
18. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
19. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
20. Krampus.
21. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
22. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
23. Fruitcakes. Why?
24. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
25. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
26. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
27. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
28. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
29. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
30. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
31. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
32. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
33. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.