Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."The WaronChristmas".Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night"."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Stayingup forMidnightMass.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".AttractiveInstagramSantas.Krampus.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after."The WaronChristmas".Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night"."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Stayingup forMidnightMass.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".AttractiveInstagramSantas.Krampus.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  2. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
  3. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  4. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  5. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  6. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  7. Fruitcakes. Why?
  8. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  9. "The War on Christmas".
  10. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  11. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  12. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  13. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
  14. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  15. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  16. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  17. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  18. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  19. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  20. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  21. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  22. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  23. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  24. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  25. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  26. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  27. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  28. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  29. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  30. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  31. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
  32. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  33. Krampus.