AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Stayingup forMidnightMass.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.AttractiveInstagramSantas.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Krampus.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store."The WaronChristmas".AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.Fruitcakes.Why?Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Stayingup forMidnightMass.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.AttractiveInstagramSantas.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Krampus.StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store."The WaronChristmas".

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  2. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  3. Fruitcakes. Why?
  4. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  5. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  6. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  7. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  8. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  9. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  10. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  11. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  12. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
  13. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  14. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  15. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  16. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  17. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
  18. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  19. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  20. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  21. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  22. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  23. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  24. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  25. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  26. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  27. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  28. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  29. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  30. Krampus.
  31. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
  32. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  33. "The War on Christmas".