Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
2. "The War on Christmas".
3. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
4. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
5. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
6. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
7. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
8. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
9. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
10. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
11. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
12. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
13. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
14. Krampus.
15. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
16. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
17. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
18. Attractive Instagram Santas.
19. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
20. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
21. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
22. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
23. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
24. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
25. Fruitcakes. Why?
26. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
27. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
28. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
29. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
30. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
31. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
32. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
33. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.