"Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Stayingup forMidnightMass.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.AttractiveInstagramSantas.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Fruitcakes.Why?Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Krampus."The WaronChristmas".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere."Why don't wejust forget yourparents and goto Hawaii thisyear?".Stayingup forMidnightMass.That one relativecomplaining abouthow Christmashas become toocommercialized.Really onlygetting aPanettone tomake frenchtoast with it themorning after.Grandma'sitchysweaters.Getting kickedout of thekitchen only tobe yelled at fornot helping.Holidaybingo atofficeChristmasParties.AvoidingMariahCarey atall costs.Loving everyminute of allthis holidaynonsense.That one tinyshelf of dustyChanukkahDecorationsin the store.Your onecousin thatinsists onsinging "OhHoly Night".The Candlethat's shown upat the secretsanta for thepast 5 years.AttractiveInstagramSantas.That specificmoment whenyou realizedthat Santaisn't real.Being oldenough torealize newsocks areactually THEBEST."Chanukkahactually alreadyhappened...yeah,it happened amonth earlier thisyear".StarbucksHoliday CupControversies.Fruitcakes.Why?Another yeargone bywithout a newChanukkahmovie.Insisting on gettinga real tree thisyear thencomplaining aboutall the needles.Knowing youlied when youtold them theirChristmassweater is cute.Bubbereminding youthat Chanukkahisn't even ahigh holiday.Krampus."The WaronChristmas".Wonderingwhat Gentilesfind soappealingabout eggnog.Just gettingfrozenhashbrownsand callingthem "Latkes".Creepy CGITom Hanksin "The PolarExpress".Gaining a newappreciation forMom after tryingand failing toreplicate her roastfor your friends.Realizing askingWinston to writethe Chirstmasparty bingo cardswas a WILDchoice.Getting forcedonto a phonecallwith an allegeddistant relativewhom you'venever actually met.Realizing thatmuch of "Love,Actually"doesn't hold upthat well.Wonderingwhat Jewishpeople find soappealingaboutManischewitz.Your littlecousin that eatstoo manysweets andgets sickeverywhere.

Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".
  2. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
  3. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
  4. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
  5. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
  6. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
  7. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
  8. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
  9. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
  10. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
  11. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
  12. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
  13. Attractive Instagram Santas.
  14. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
  15. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
  16. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
  17. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
  18. Fruitcakes. Why?
  19. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
  20. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
  21. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
  22. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
  23. Krampus.
  24. "The War on Christmas".
  25. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
  26. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
  27. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
  28. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
  29. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
  30. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
  31. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
  32. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
  33. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.