Snarky Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Realizing that much of "Love, Actually" doesn't hold up that well.
2. Being old enough to realize new socks are actually THE BEST.
3. Staying up for Midnight Mass.
4. Bubbe reminding you that Chanukkah isn't even a high holiday.
5. Your one cousin that insists on singing "Oh Holy Night".
6. Creepy CGI Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express".
7. Really only getting a Panettone to make french toast with it the morning after.
8. Grandma's itchy sweaters.
9. "The War on Christmas".
10. Wondering what Gentiles find so appealing about eggnog.
11. Avoiding Mariah Carey at all costs.
12. Another year gone by without a new Chanukkah movie.
13. Realizing asking Winston to write the Chirstmas party bingo cards was a WILD choice.
14. Insisting on getting a real tree this year then complaining about all the needles.
15. Knowing you lied when you told them their Christmas sweater is cute.
16. Getting kicked out of the kitchen only to be yelled at for not helping.
17. Loving every minute of all this holiday nonsense.
18. The Candle that's shown up at the secret santa for the past 5 years.
19. Holiday bingo at office Christmas Parties.
20. Fruitcakes. Why?
21. Wondering what Jewish people find so appealing about Manischewitz.
22. Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversies.
23. Just getting frozen hashbrowns and calling them "Latkes".
24. "Chanukkah actually already happened...yeah, it happened a month earlier this year".
25. That one tiny shelf of dusty Chanukkah Decorations in the store.
26. That specific moment when you realized that Santa isn't real.
27. That one relative complaining about how Christmas has become too commercialized.
28. Gaining a new appreciation for Mom after trying and failing to replicate her roast for your friends.
29. Your little cousin that eats too many sweets and gets sick everywhere.
30. Getting forced onto a phonecall with an alleged distant relative whom you've never actually met.
31. Attractive Instagram Santas.
32. Krampus.
33. "Why don't we just forget your parents and go to Hawaii this year?".