That joke isso old lasttime I heard itI was ridingon a DinosaurI lookedeverywhereMygrandpa isas old as adinosaurHe makesEinsteinlookaverageShe’s asskinny astoothpickHer smilewas amile wideI’m nevergoing tofind itIt’s theworstday ever. He was sotall he couldtouch themoonThe newshit me likea tsunamiYou’reolder thanthedinosaursIt wasthe bestday everMy momis goingto kill meI'm so sadthat I'mdrowningin my tearsMy momworks herfingers tothe bonesHe'srunningfaster thanthe windHis stomachis abottomlesspitWe’veseen thatmovie 100timesHah, Yourkilling me.My stomachfeels like itsgonna burst!YourdeadI'm gonnafreeze into ablock of iceat thistemperature!She’s asfat as aHippoI wassingle likea pringleIt’s so quietin here youcould hear apin dropHe'sdumberthan dirtI ate somuch IcloudexplodeHe had amillionposters inhis roomHe'sslowerthan asnailYoursmile is amile longYour skinis softerthan silkFor themillionthtime, I'm notdoing it.You’retaller thanmountEverestI feel likethere'sbutterflies inmy stomach!He's astall as atreeMy foot isas hot asthe sunShe's asbig as aelephantYour kneesare ashierthancharcoalYour brainis the sizeof anatom!Class istakingforeverThat joke isso old lasttime I heard itI was ridingon a DinosaurI lookedeverywhereMygrandpa isas old as adinosaurHe makesEinsteinlookaverageShe’s asskinny astoothpickHer smilewas amile wideI’m nevergoing tofind itIt’s theworstday ever. He was sotall he couldtouch themoonThe newshit me likea tsunamiYou’reolder thanthedinosaursIt wasthe bestday everMy momis goingto kill meI'm so sadthat I'mdrowningin my tearsMy momworks herfingers tothe bonesHe'srunningfaster thanthe windHis stomachis abottomlesspitWe’veseen thatmovie 100timesHah, Yourkilling me.My stomachfeels like itsgonna burst!YourdeadI'm gonnafreeze into ablock of iceat thistemperature!She’s asfat as aHippoI wassingle likea pringleIt’s so quietin here youcould hear apin dropHe'sdumberthan dirtI ate somuch IcloudexplodeHe had amillionposters inhis roomHe'sslowerthan asnailYoursmile is amile longYour skinis softerthan silkFor themillionthtime, I'm notdoing it.You’retaller thanmountEverestI feel likethere'sbutterflies inmy stomach!He's astall as atreeMy foot isas hot asthe sunShe's asbig as aelephantYour kneesare ashierthancharcoalYour brainis the sizeof anatom!Class istakingforever

Hyperbole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That joke is so old last time I heard it I was riding on a Dinosaur
  2. I looked everywhere
  3. My grandpa is as old as a dinosaur
  4. He makes Einstein look average
  5. She’s as skinny as toothpick
  6. Her smile was a mile wide
  7. I’m never going to find it
  8. It’s the worst day ever.
  9. He was so tall he could touch the moon
  10. The news hit me like a tsunami
  11. You’re older than the dinosaurs
  12. It was the best day ever
  13. My mom is going to kill me
  14. I'm so sad that I'm drowning in my tears
  15. My mom works her fingers to the bones
  16. He's running faster than the wind
  17. His stomach is a bottomless pit
  18. We’ve seen that movie 100 times
  19. Hah, Your killing me.
  20. My stomach feels like its gonna burst!
  21. Your dead
  22. I'm gonna freeze into a block of ice at this temperature!
  23. She’s as fat as a Hippo
  24. I was single like a pringle
  25. It’s so quiet in here you could hear a pin drop
  26. He's dumber than dirt
  27. I ate so much I cloud explode
  28. He had a million posters in his room
  29. He's slower than a snail
  30. Your smile is a mile long
  31. Your skin is softer than silk
  32. For the millionth time, I'm not doing it.
  33. You’re taller than mount Everest
  34. I feel like there's butterflies in my stomach!
  35. He's as tall as a tree
  36. My foot is as hot as the sun
  37. She's as big as a elephant
  38. Your knees are ashier than charcoal
  39. Your brain is the size of an atom!
  40. Class is taking forever