Thinksmanualsafetieshave nonicheSurefirex300MLOKhandguardThinkspistonguns area fadSpiritusLV119Thinks thisimplies theseare badoptionsThree orfewermagpouches“Lasersareuseless”DirectImpingementARWatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysOpentop magpouchesAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”InstagramCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextSlicksterLPVOSlingsterThinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextGlock19Doesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftRMRonpistolHaleyStrategicmicro rigThinksmanualsafetieshave nonicheSurefirex300MLOKhandguardThinkspistonguns area fadSpiritusLV119Thinks thisimplies theseare badoptionsThree orfewermagpouches“Lasersareuseless”DirectImpingementARWatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysOpentop magpouchesAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”InstagramCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextSlicksterLPVOSlingsterThinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextGlock19Doesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftRMRonpistolHaleyStrategicmicro rig

Pretentious internet gun owner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks manual safeties have no niche
  2. Surefire x300
  3. MLOK handguard
  4. Thinks piston guns are a fad
  5. Spiritus LV119
  6. Thinks this implies these are bad options
  7. Three or fewer mag pouches
  8. “Lasers are useless”
  9. Direct Impingement AR
  10. Watches Paul Harrell, listens to none of what he says
  11. Open top mag pouches
  12. Any gun that isn’t these is a “meme gun”
  13. Instagram
  14. Can’t appreciate shotguns in any context
  15. Can’t appreciate the 1911 in any context
  16. Slickster
  17. LPVO
  18. Slingster
  19. Thinks HK guns suck because the company is anti consumer
  20. Can’t appreciate the M14 in any context
  21. Glock 19
  22. Does dynamic ranges, zero fieldcraft
  23. RMR on pistol
  24. Haley Strategic micro rig