Thinksmanualsafetieshave nonicheThinkspistonguns area fadThree orfewermagpouches“Lasersareuseless”Thinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerSlingsterCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextMLOKhandguardCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextGlock19DirectImpingementARDoesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftThinks thisimplies theseare badoptionsRMRonpistolCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextHaleyStrategicmicro rigSurefirex300InstagramLPVOOpentop magpouchesSpiritusLV119WatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysSlicksterAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”Thinksmanualsafetieshave nonicheThinkspistonguns area fadThree orfewermagpouches“Lasersareuseless”Thinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerSlingsterCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextMLOKhandguardCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextGlock19DirectImpingementARDoesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftThinks thisimplies theseare badoptionsRMRonpistolCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextHaleyStrategicmicro rigSurefirex300InstagramLPVOOpentop magpouchesSpiritusLV119WatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysSlicksterAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”

Pretentious internet gun owner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks manual safeties have no niche
  2. Thinks piston guns are a fad
  3. Three or fewer mag pouches
  4. “Lasers are useless”
  5. Thinks HK guns suck because the company is anti consumer
  6. Slingster
  7. Can’t appreciate the 1911 in any context
  8. MLOK handguard
  9. Can’t appreciate the M14 in any context
  10. Glock 19
  11. Direct Impingement AR
  12. Does dynamic ranges, zero fieldcraft
  13. Thinks this implies these are bad options
  14. RMR on pistol
  15. Can’t appreciate shotguns in any context
  16. Haley Strategic micro rig
  17. Surefire x300
  18. Instagram
  19. LPVO
  20. Open top mag pouches
  21. Spiritus LV119
  22. Watches Paul Harrell, listens to none of what he says
  23. Slickster
  24. Any gun that isn’t these is a “meme gun”