SlicksterInstagramThinkspistonguns area fadSurefirex300DirectImpingementARMLOKhandguardThinks thisimplies theseare badoptions“Lasersareuseless”Thinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”SlingsterWatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextSpiritusLV119LPVORMRonpistolCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextThree orfewermagpouchesHaleyStrategicmicro rigGlock19Doesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftOpentop magpouchesThinksmanualsafetieshave nonicheSlicksterInstagramThinkspistonguns area fadSurefirex300DirectImpingementARMLOKhandguardThinks thisimplies theseare badoptions“Lasersareuseless”Thinks HKguns suckbecause thecompany isanti consumerCan’tappreciateshotguns inany contextAny gun thatisn’t these isa “memegun”SlingsterWatchesPaul Harrell,listens tonone of whathe saysCan’tappreciatethe 1911 inany contextSpiritusLV119LPVORMRonpistolCan’tappreciatethe M14 inany contextThree orfewermagpouchesHaleyStrategicmicro rigGlock19Doesdynamicranges, zerofieldcraftOpentop magpouchesThinksmanualsafetieshave noniche

Pretentious internet gun owner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Slickster
  2. Instagram
  3. Thinks piston guns are a fad
  4. Surefire x300
  5. Direct Impingement AR
  6. MLOK handguard
  7. Thinks this implies these are bad options
  8. “Lasers are useless”
  9. Thinks HK guns suck because the company is anti consumer
  10. Can’t appreciate shotguns in any context
  11. Any gun that isn’t these is a “meme gun”
  12. Slingster
  13. Watches Paul Harrell, listens to none of what he says
  14. Can’t appreciate the 1911 in any context
  15. Spiritus LV119
  16. LPVO
  17. RMR on pistol
  18. Can’t appreciate the M14 in any context
  19. Three or fewer mag pouches
  20. Haley Strategic micro rig
  21. Glock 19
  22. Does dynamic ranges, zero fieldcraft
  23. Open top mag pouches
  24. Thinks manual safeties have no niche