overexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones name"hosannahosannahosannaho"finally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isdueinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmupmisusespronounsorhe/she/theycomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)"oh we'rerunningshort ontime"talks about klarabeingaustrian/germanwhen conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saidconrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologytalksaboutverbs"we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"startsrecordingthe lecturelate"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"every time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real ruletalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playgoes on arant abouthomophobiaconrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard ofconradmentionsany of hisexesconradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard ofcameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomsconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offbeatsvs bitseverytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysismentions"actingqueer""of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting"flexes withwith shittyfrenchaccent"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the textoverexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones name"hosannahosannahosannaho"finally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isdueinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmupmisusespronounsorhe/she/theycomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)"oh we'rerunningshort ontime"talks about klarabeingaustrian/germanwhen conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saidconrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologytalksaboutverbs"we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"startsrecordingthe lecturelate"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"every time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real ruletalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playgoes on arant abouthomophobiaconrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard ofconradmentionsany of hisexesconradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard ofcameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomsconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offbeatsvs bitseverytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysismentions"actingqueer""of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting"flexes withwith shittyfrenchaccent"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the text

Conrad Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. overexaggerates someone's full name or mispronounces someones name
  2. "hosanna hosanna hosanna ho"
  3. finally explaining what he wants from an assignment after the assignment is due
  4. initiates a physical exercise/warm up
  5. misuses pronouns or he/she/they
  6. complains about something (usually construction)
  7. "oh we're running short on time"
  8. talks about klara being austrian/german
  9. when conrad corrects you with the exact same thing you said
  10. conrad says something that just isn't true
  11. conrad makes the :0 face when trying to figure out technology
  12. talks about verbs
  13. "we could study __ all semester but"
  14. starts recording the lecture late
  15. "performance students pretend you've never heard this before"
  16. every time he makes up a fake grammar rule and acts as if its a real rule
  17. talks about queer theory instead of analyzing the play
  18. goes on a rant about homophobia
  19. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you haven't heard of
  20. conrad mentions any of his exes
  21. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you've heard of
  22. cameras off for the lecture but cameras on for breakout rooms
  23. conrad comments on how many student's cameras are on/off
  24. beats vs bits
  25. everytime he makes the class feel more like an acting class than a play analysis
  26. mentions "acting queer"
  27. "of course this is a book meant for directing"
  28. flexes with with shitty french accent
  29. "this is all taken from ___" and reads straight from the text