overexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones nameconradmentionsany of hisexesfinally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isduetalks about klarabeingaustrian/german"hosannahosannahosannaho"conrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard of"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"goes on arant abouthomophobiaconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offbeatsvs bitswhen conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saideverytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysisinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmuptalksaboutverbscomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the text"of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting""we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"conradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard oftalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playcameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomsmentions"actingqueer"conrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueevery time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real rulemisusespronounsorhe/she/they"oh we'rerunningshort ontime"flexes withwith shittyfrenchaccentconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologystartsrecordingthe lecturelateoverexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones nameconradmentionsany of hisexesfinally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isduetalks about klarabeingaustrian/german"hosannahosannahosannaho"conrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard of"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"goes on arant abouthomophobiaconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offbeatsvs bitswhen conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saideverytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysisinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmuptalksaboutverbscomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the text"of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting""we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"conradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard oftalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playcameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomsmentions"actingqueer"conrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueevery time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real rulemisusespronounsorhe/she/they"oh we'rerunningshort ontime"flexes withwith shittyfrenchaccentconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologystartsrecordingthe lecturelate

Conrad Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. overexaggerates someone's full name or mispronounces someones name
  2. conrad mentions any of his exes
  3. finally explaining what he wants from an assignment after the assignment is due
  4. talks about klara being austrian/german
  5. "hosanna hosanna hosanna ho"
  6. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you haven't heard of
  7. "performance students pretend you've never heard this before"
  8. goes on a rant about homophobia
  9. conrad comments on how many student's cameras are on/off
  10. beats vs bits
  11. when conrad corrects you with the exact same thing you said
  12. everytime he makes the class feel more like an acting class than a play analysis
  13. initiates a physical exercise/warm up
  14. talks about verbs
  15. complains about something (usually construction)
  16. "this is all taken from ___" and reads straight from the text
  17. "of course this is a book meant for directing"
  18. "we could study __ all semester but"
  19. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you've heard of
  20. talks about queer theory instead of analyzing the play
  21. cameras off for the lecture but cameras on for breakout rooms
  22. mentions "acting queer"
  23. conrad says something that just isn't true
  24. every time he makes up a fake grammar rule and acts as if its a real rule
  25. misuses pronouns or he/she/they
  26. "oh we're running short on time"
  27. flexes with with shitty french accent
  28. conrad makes the :0 face when trying to figure out technology
  29. starts recording the lecture late