talks about klarabeingaustrian/german"of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting"beatsvs bitstalksaboutverbscomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)goes on arant abouthomophobiafinally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isdue"oh we'rerunningshort ontime""hosannahosannahosannaho"everytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysisstartsrecordingthe lecturelate"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"cameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomstalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologymentions"actingqueer""we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"when conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saidconrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueconradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard ofconrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard ofmisusespronounsorhe/she/theyconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offoverexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones nameinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmup"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the textconradmentionsany of hisexesflexes withwith shittyfrenchaccentevery time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real ruletalks about klarabeingaustrian/german"of coursethis is a bookmeant fordirecting"beatsvs bitstalksaboutverbscomplainsaboutsomething(usuallyconstruction)goes on arant abouthomophobiafinally explainingwhat he wantsfrom anassignment afterthe assignment isdue"oh we'rerunningshort ontime""hosannahosannahosannaho"everytime hemakes the classfeel more like anacting class thana play analysisstartsrecordingthe lecturelate"performancestudentspretend you'venever heardthis before"cameras off forthe lecture butcameras on forbreakout roomstalks aboutqueer theoryinstead ofanalyzingthe playconrad makesthe :0 facewhen trying tofigure outtechnologymentions"actingqueer""we couldstudy __ allsemesterbut"when conradcorrects youwith the exactsame thingyou saidconrad sayssomethingthat just isn'ttrueconradmentionssomeone he'sworked withthat you'veheard ofconrad mentionssomeone he'sworked with thatyou haven'theard ofmisusespronounsorhe/she/theyconradcomments onhow manystudent'scameras areon/offoverexaggeratessomeone's fullname ormispronouncessomeones nameinitiates aphysicalexercise/warmup"this is alltaken from___" andreads straightfrom the textconradmentionsany of hisexesflexes withwith shittyfrenchaccentevery time hemakes up afake grammarrule and acts asif its a real rule

Conrad Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. talks about klara being austrian/german
  2. "of course this is a book meant for directing"
  3. beats vs bits
  4. talks about verbs
  5. complains about something (usually construction)
  6. goes on a rant about homophobia
  7. finally explaining what he wants from an assignment after the assignment is due
  8. "oh we're running short on time"
  9. "hosanna hosanna hosanna ho"
  10. everytime he makes the class feel more like an acting class than a play analysis
  11. starts recording the lecture late
  12. "performance students pretend you've never heard this before"
  13. cameras off for the lecture but cameras on for breakout rooms
  14. talks about queer theory instead of analyzing the play
  15. conrad makes the :0 face when trying to figure out technology
  16. mentions "acting queer"
  17. "we could study __ all semester but"
  18. when conrad corrects you with the exact same thing you said
  19. conrad says something that just isn't true
  20. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you've heard of
  21. conrad mentions someone he's worked with that you haven't heard of
  22. misuses pronouns or he/she/they
  23. conrad comments on how many student's cameras are on/off
  24. overexaggerates someone's full name or mispronounces someones name
  25. initiates a physical exercise/warm up
  26. "this is all taken from ___" and reads straight from the text
  27. conrad mentions any of his exes
  28. flexes with with shitty french accent
  29. every time he makes up a fake grammar rule and acts as if its a real rule