(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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a port nobody asked for
a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
stalling for time
a new useless nintendo accessory
we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
a mobile announcement that we all hate
PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO DELAY THIS BECA- *airhorns kick in*
DLC for a game from like two years ago
a remake with (probably) worse art direction
nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
an indie game looks more exciting than like 90% of nintendo's showings
"SUPER NINTENDO WORLD SUPER NINTENDO WORLD"
a collective yawn from everybody
a spinoff so hilarious that nobody saw it coming
*insert Wii U/3DS game here*
If Camelot ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
an online update that isn't actually good
like fifteen minutes dedicated to botw2 (or some other game)
no mother 3
a smash character nobody asked for
some limited stock bullshit during a global pandemic