an onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodsome limitedstock bullshitduring aglobalpandemica bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoPLEASEUNDERSTANDWE HAD TODELAY THISBECA- *airhornskick in*a portnobodyasked fora newuselessnintendoaccessoryacollectiveyawn fromeverybodya mobileannouncementthat we all hateIf Camelotascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*a smashcharacternobodyasked forDLC for agame fromlike twoyears agolike fifteenminutesdedicated tobotw2 (or someother game)milking rpgfans(probably fireemblem)a spinoff sohilarious thatnobody sawit comingnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)underwhelmingmarioannouncementwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingnomother3a remakewith(probably)worse artdirectionindustrybuzzwordstallingfor time"SUPERNINTENDOWORLDSUPERNINTENDOWORLD"an indie gamelooks moreexciting thanlike 90% ofnintendo'sshowingsan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodsome limitedstock bullshitduring aglobalpandemica bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoPLEASEUNDERSTANDWE HAD TODELAY THISBECA- *airhornskick in*a portnobodyasked fora newuselessnintendoaccessoryacollectiveyawn fromeverybodya mobileannouncementthat we all hateIf Camelotascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*a smashcharacternobodyasked forDLC for agame fromlike twoyears agolike fifteenminutesdedicated tobotw2 (or someother game)milking rpgfans(probably fireemblem)a spinoff sohilarious thatnobody sawit comingnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)underwhelmingmarioannouncementwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingnomother3a remakewith(probably)worse artdirectionindustrybuzzwordstallingfor time"SUPERNINTENDOWORLDSUPERNINTENDOWORLD"an indie gamelooks moreexciting thanlike 90% ofnintendo'sshowings

nintendo cynical bingo feb 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. an online update that isn't actually good
  2. some limited stock bullshit during a global pandemic
  3. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  4. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO DELAY THIS BECA- *airhorns kick in*
  5. a port nobody asked for
  6. a new useless nintendo accessory
  7. a collective yawn from everybody
  8. a mobile announcement that we all hate
  9. If Camelot ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  10. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  11. a smash character nobody asked for
  12. DLC for a game from like two years ago
  13. like fifteen minutes dedicated to botw2 (or some other game)
  14. milking rpg fans (probably fire emblem)
  15. a spinoff so hilarious that nobody saw it coming
  16. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  17. underwhelming mario announcement
  18. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  19. no mother 3
  20. a remake with (probably) worse art direction
  21. industry buzzword
  22. stalling for time
  23. "SUPER NINTENDO WORLD SUPER NINTENDO WORLD"
  24. an indie game looks more exciting than like 90% of nintendo's showings