nintendo cynical bingo feb 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. a new useless nintendo accessory
2. a remake with (probably) worse art direction
3. like fifteen minutes dedicated to botw2 (or some other game)
4. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
5. stalling for time
6. some limited stock bullshit during a global pandemic
7. a smash character nobody asked for
8. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO DELAY THIS BECA- *airhorns kick in*
9. an indie game looks more exciting than like 90% of nintendo's showings
10. no mother 3
11. milking rpg fans (probably fire emblem)
12. a mobile announcement that we all hate
13. "SUPER NINTENDO WORLD SUPER NINTENDO WORLD"
14. industry buzzword
15. a spinoff so hilarious that nobody saw it coming
16. an online update that isn't actually good
17. If Camelot ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
18. a collective yawn from everybody
19. underwhelming mario announcement
20. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
21. a port nobody asked for
22. DLC for a game from like two years ago
23. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
24. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)