a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoacollectiveyawn fromeverybodya remakewith(probably)worse artdirectiona mobileannouncementthat we all hateindustrybuzzwordnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)an indie gamelooks moreexciting thanlike 90% ofnintendo'sshowingsstallingfor timea smashcharacternobodyasked forsome limitedstock bullshitduring aglobalpandemican onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodnomother3milking rpgfans(probably fireemblem)a portnobodyasked forlike fifteenminutesdedicated tobotw2 (or someother game)DLC for agame fromlike twoyears ago*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*underwhelmingmarioannouncement"SUPERNINTENDOWORLDSUPERNINTENDOWORLD"we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokinga newuselessnintendoaccessorya spinoff sohilarious thatnobody sawit comingIf Camelotascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.PLEASEUNDERSTANDWE HAD TODELAY THISBECA- *airhornskick in*a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoacollectiveyawn fromeverybodya remakewith(probably)worse artdirectiona mobileannouncementthat we all hateindustrybuzzwordnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)an indie gamelooks moreexciting thanlike 90% ofnintendo'sshowingsstallingfor timea smashcharacternobodyasked forsome limitedstock bullshitduring aglobalpandemican onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodnomother3milking rpgfans(probably fireemblem)a portnobodyasked forlike fifteenminutesdedicated tobotw2 (or someother game)DLC for agame fromlike twoyears ago*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*underwhelmingmarioannouncement"SUPERNINTENDOWORLDSUPERNINTENDOWORLD"we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokinga newuselessnintendoaccessorya spinoff sohilarious thatnobody sawit comingIf Camelotascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.PLEASEUNDERSTANDWE HAD TODELAY THISBECA- *airhornskick in*

nintendo cynical bingo feb 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  2. a collective yawn from everybody
  3. a remake with (probably) worse art direction
  4. a mobile announcement that we all hate
  5. industry buzzword
  6. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  7. an indie game looks more exciting than like 90% of nintendo's showings
  8. stalling for time
  9. a smash character nobody asked for
  10. some limited stock bullshit during a global pandemic
  11. an online update that isn't actually good
  12. no mother 3
  13. milking rpg fans (probably fire emblem)
  14. a port nobody asked for
  15. like fifteen minutes dedicated to botw2 (or some other game)
  16. DLC for a game from like two years ago
  17. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  18. underwhelming mario announcement
  19. "SUPER NINTENDO WORLD SUPER NINTENDO WORLD"
  20. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  21. a new useless nintendo accessory
  22. a spinoff so hilarious that nobody saw it coming
  23. If Camelot ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  24. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO DELAY THIS BECA- *airhorns kick in*