lootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsle epicwinniethe poohdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"if the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,politiciansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninglootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsle epicwinniethe poohdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"if the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,politiciansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoning

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  2. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  3. le epic winnie the pooh
  4. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  5. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  6. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  7. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  8. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  9. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  10. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  11. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  12. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  13. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  14. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  15. actually, if you control for career choice,
  16. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  17. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  18. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  19. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  20. socialist countries don't have internet access
  21. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  22. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  23. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  24. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning