anything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,this dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemebefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowspoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"le epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningsome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,this dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemebefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowspoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"le epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningsome peopleare just bornto follow. notme though

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  2. actually, if you control for career choice,
  3. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  4. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  5. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  6. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  7. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  8. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  9. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  10. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  11. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  12. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  13. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  14. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  15. socialist countries don't have internet access
  16. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  17. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  18. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  19. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  20. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  21. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  22. le epic winnie the pooh
  23. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  24. some people are just born to follow. not me though