politiciansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlesssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"le epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,all victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowssocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want tohistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemepoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlesssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"le epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,all victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowssocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want tohistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elsenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likeme

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  2. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  3. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  4. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  5. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  6. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  7. le epic winnie the pooh
  8. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  9. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  10. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  11. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  12. actually, if you control for career choice,
  13. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  14. socialist countries don't have internet access
  15. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  16. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  17. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  18. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  19. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  20. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  21. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  22. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  23. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  24. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me