if citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongooglenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"socialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningle epicwinniethe poohstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go updoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,this dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongooglenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"socialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningle epicwinniethe poohstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go updoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,this dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughlootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want to

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  2. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  3. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  4. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  5. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  6. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  7. socialist countries don't have internet access
  8. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  9. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  10. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  11. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  12. le epic winnie the pooh
  13. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  14. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  15. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  16. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  17. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  18. actually, if you control for career choice,
  19. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  20. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  21. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  22. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  23. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  24. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to