all victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatinganything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"actually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,statistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare baddoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritelootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemele epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninghistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatinganything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"actually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,statistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare baddoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritelootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemele epicwinniethe poohas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninghistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmethis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthless

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  2. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  3. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  4. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  5. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  6. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  7. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  8. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  9. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  10. actually, if you control for career choice,
  11. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  12. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  13. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  14. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  15. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  16. socialist countries don't have internet access
  17. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  18. le epic winnie the pooh
  19. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  20. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  21. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  22. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  23. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  24. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless