philosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badle epicwinniethe poohif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"nothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existsome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want tosocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccesslootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritestatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,as an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badle epicwinniethe poohif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languageas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"nothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existsome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want tosocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccesslootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocritestatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,as an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withme

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  2. le epic winnie the pooh
  3. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  4. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  5. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  6. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  7. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  8. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  9. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  10. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  11. socialist countries don't have internet access
  12. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  13. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  14. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  15. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  16. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  17. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  18. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  19. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  20. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  21. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  22. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  23. actually, if you control for career choice,
  24. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me