as an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowslootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagedoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"politiciansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessle epicwinniethe poohif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,nothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmebefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedhistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninganything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scaleall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowslootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagedoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"politiciansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessle epicwinniethe poohif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,nothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemesocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elseas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmebefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existphilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedhistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninganything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want to

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  2. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  3. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  4. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  5. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  6. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  7. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  8. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  9. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  10. le epic winnie the pooh
  11. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  12. actually, if you control for career choice,
  13. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  14. socialist countries don't have internet access
  15. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  16. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  17. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  18. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  19. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  20. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  21. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  22. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  23. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  24. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to