philosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existsocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccesspoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingle epicwinniethe poohdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughhistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,before you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmeright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elselootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"statistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoningnothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toas an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existsocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccesspoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingle epicwinniethe poohdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagesome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughhistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingsall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,before you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleif they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmeright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elselootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"statistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scale

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  2. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  3. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  4. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  5. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  6. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  7. socialist countries don't have internet access
  8. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  9. le epic winnie the pooh
  10. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  11. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  12. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  13. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  14. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  15. actually, if you control for career choice,
  16. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  17. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  18. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  19. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  20. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  21. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  22. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  23. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  24. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale