as an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsele epicwinniethe poohpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"if they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upsocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninglootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,as an art geniuseverything I don'timmediately relatetois objectively badthis dogshitcodeis the reason Ithink I amsmarter thaneveryone elsele epicwinniethe poohpoliticiansthat dothingspeople likeare cheatingdoing thingsyou think youshouldn't haveto do makesyou a hypocriteif everyonehas a degreethe degree isworthlessif citizens of othercountries didn'tagree with methey would tell mein my languagephilosophy isaboutdecidingwhich thingsare badall victims of stateviolence areinnocentbutcops should killpeople who breakwindowsif the word is newyou fabricated thething it refers tobut older wordsjust magically existbefore you call meugly again here isan appeal to theauthority of the firstlist of logicalfallacies I found ongoogleas a logicgenius I thinkthe absence ofthe word "all"implies theword "all"if they raise theminimum wagethe cost ofthings you can'tafford will go upsocialistcountriesdon't haveinternetaccessas a sciencegenius I willonly acceptstrictlydeductivereasoninglootboxes areevil for reasons Irefuse to saymight existanywhere elseright to complainonline aboutgetting exploited>not gettingexploitedstatistics are notbiased except whenthey derail myattempt to dismissclear patternsobserved at scalehistory isaboutdeciding whoto blame forbad thingssome peopleare just bornto follow. notme thoughas an impartialobserver I thinkyou're insane fordisagreeing withmenothing badever happensto anyone whoisn't exactly likemeanything youcan do Icould dobetter I justdon't want toactually, ifyou controlfor careerchoice,

A Very Clever Boy, Indeed - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. as an art genius everything I don't immediately relate to is objectively bad
  2. this dogshit code is the reason I think I am smarter than everyone else
  3. le epic winnie the pooh
  4. politicians that do things people like are cheating
  5. doing things you think you shouldn't have to do makes you a hypocrite
  6. if everyone has a degree the degree is worthless
  7. if citizens of other countries didn't agree with me they would tell me in my language
  8. philosophy is about deciding which things are bad
  9. all victims of state violence are innocent but cops should kill people who break windows
  10. if the word is new you fabricated the thing it refers to but older words just magically exist
  11. before you call me ugly again here is an appeal to the authority of the first list of logical fallacies I found on google
  12. as a logic genius I think the absence of the word "all" implies the word "all"
  13. if they raise the minimum wage the cost of things you can't afford will go up
  14. socialist countries don't have internet access
  15. as a science genius I will only accept strictly deductive reasoning
  16. lootboxes are evil for reasons I refuse to say might exist anywhere else
  17. right to complain online about getting exploited > not getting exploited
  18. statistics are not biased except when they derail my attempt to dismiss clear patterns observed at scale
  19. history is about deciding who to blame for bad things
  20. some people are just born to follow. not me though
  21. as an impartial observer I think you're insane for disagreeing with me
  22. nothing bad ever happens to anyone who isn't exactly like me
  23. anything you can do I could do better I just don't want to
  24. actually, if you control for career choice,