My Goddamn Dad is Visiting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "Oh remember [insert traumatic (for me) incident here]?"
2. "I just want us to be a lot closer as a family"
3. "You could tidy up a bit more"
4. "I didn't know you like/disliked that"
5. "Oh so you can cook huh?"
6. Mentions of a new plan to make more money
7. "Did you apply somewhere else yet?"
8. "How are you on finances?"
9. Comparison between me and Jon
10. "Any plans for Thanksgiving?"
11. Mentions of change in weight
12. "We should go on a road trip to ____"
13. Something about his wife's family doing something incredibly conservative
14. "You know so and so did ____ and it worked for them you should try it"
15. "We should play a game!" then complains about game I suggest
16. "Let's make plans to meet up again next week/week after/sometime"
17. Extremely right-wing ideology
18. Worried that I don't like visiting my mom
19. "Have you thought about going back to school?
20. "What are your plans for the summer"
21. "Have you set an appointment yet with a doctor?"
22. "Have you heard from your grandmother recently?"
23. Complains about lack of good food in North County
24. "Have you considered being a _____?"