My Goddamn Dad is Visiting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "Oh remember [insert traumatic (for me) incident here]?"
2. Worried that I don't like visiting my mom
3. "How are you on finances?"
4. "Have you set an appointment yet with a doctor?"
5. Mentions of a new plan to make more money
6. Something about his wife's family doing something incredibly conservative
7. "I just want us to be a lot closer as a family"
8. Extremely right-wing ideology
9. "Any plans for Thanksgiving?"
10. "Have you considered being a _____?"
11. Comparison between me and Jon
12. "Let's make plans to meet up again next week/week after/sometime"
13. "Have you heard from your grandmother recently?"
14. "We should go on a road trip to ____"
15. "Did you apply somewhere else yet?"
16. "Oh so you can cook huh?"
17. Complains about lack of good food in North County
18. "What are your plans for the summer"
19. "You know so and so did ____ and it worked for them you should try it"
20. "Have you thought about going back to school?
21. "I didn't know you like/disliked that"
22. Mentions of change in weight
23. "You could tidy up a bit more"
24. "We should play a game!" then complains about game I suggest