My Goddamn Dad is Visiting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Worried that I don't like visiting my mom
2. "We should play a game!" then complains about game I suggest
3. Extremely right-wing ideology
4. "Have you considered being a _____?"
5. Mentions of a new plan to make more money
6. "I didn't know you like/disliked that"
7. "Oh remember [insert traumatic (for me) incident here]?"
8. "I just want us to be a lot closer as a family"
9. Mentions of change in weight
10. "Have you set an appointment yet with a doctor?"
11. "Let's make plans to meet up again next week/week after/sometime"
12. Comparison between me and Jon
13. "You could tidy up a bit more"
14. "How are you on finances?"
15. "We should go on a road trip to ____"
16. Something about his wife's family doing something incredibly conservative
17. "You know so and so did ____ and it worked for them you should try it"
18. "Did you apply somewhere else yet?"
19. "Have you thought about going back to school?
20. "Oh so you can cook huh?"
21. "Any plans for Thanksgiving?"
22. "Have you heard from your grandmother recently?"
23. Complains about lack of good food in North County
24. "What are your plans for the summer"