"Youcould tidyup a bitmore""We shouldplay a game!"then complainsabout game Isuggest"Have youthoughtabout goingback toschool?"I didn'tknow youlike/dislikedthat"Complainsabout lack ofgood food inNorthCounty"Any plans forThanksgiving?"Comparisonbetweenme and Jon"How areyou onfinances?"Mentionsof changein weight"Have youconsideredbeing a_____?"Somethingabout his wife'sfamily doingsomethingincrediblyconservative"Let's makeplans to meetup again nextweek/weekafter/sometime""We shouldgo on a roadtrip to ____""What areyour plansfor thesummer"Worriedthat I don'tlike visitingmy mom"You know soand so did____ and itworked forthem youshould try it""Oh remember[inserttraumatic (forme) incidenthere]?""Oh soyou cancookhuh?"Mentions ofa new planto makemore money"Have youset anappointmentyet with adoctor?""Did youapplysomewhereelse yet?""I just wantus to be a lotcloser as afamily""Have youheard fromyourgrandmotherrecently?"Extremelyright-wingideology"Youcould tidyup a bitmore""We shouldplay a game!"then complainsabout game Isuggest"Have youthoughtabout goingback toschool?"I didn'tknow youlike/dislikedthat"Complainsabout lack ofgood food inNorthCounty"Any plans forThanksgiving?"Comparisonbetweenme and Jon"How areyou onfinances?"Mentionsof changein weight"Have youconsideredbeing a_____?"Somethingabout his wife'sfamily doingsomethingincrediblyconservative"Let's makeplans to meetup again nextweek/weekafter/sometime""We shouldgo on a roadtrip to ____""What areyour plansfor thesummer"Worriedthat I don'tlike visitingmy mom"You know soand so did____ and itworked forthem youshould try it""Oh remember[inserttraumatic (forme) incidenthere]?""Oh soyou cancookhuh?"Mentions ofa new planto makemore money"Have youset anappointmentyet with adoctor?""Did youapplysomewhereelse yet?""I just wantus to be a lotcloser as afamily""Have youheard fromyourgrandmotherrecently?"Extremelyright-wingideology

My Goddamn Dad is Visiting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You could tidy up a bit more"
  2. "We should play a game!" then complains about game I suggest
  3. "Have you thought about going back to school?
  4. "I didn't know you like/disliked that"
  5. Complains about lack of good food in North County
  6. "Any plans for Thanksgiving?"
  7. Comparison between me and Jon
  8. "How are you on finances?"
  9. Mentions of change in weight
  10. "Have you considered being a _____?"
  11. Something about his wife's family doing something incredibly conservative
  12. "Let's make plans to meet up again next week/week after/sometime"
  13. "We should go on a road trip to ____"
  14. "What are your plans for the summer"
  15. Worried that I don't like visiting my mom
  16. "You know so and so did ____ and it worked for them you should try it"
  17. "Oh remember [insert traumatic (for me) incident here]?"
  18. "Oh so you can cook huh?"
  19. Mentions of a new plan to make more money
  20. "Have you set an appointment yet with a doctor?"
  21. "Did you apply somewhere else yet?"
  22. "I just want us to be a lot closer as a family"
  23. "Have you heard from your grandmother recently?"
  24. Extremely right-wing ideology