My Goddamn Dad is Visiting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Complains about lack of good food in North County
2. "Have you considered being a _____?"
3. "Oh remember [insert traumatic (for me) incident here]?"
4. "Did you apply somewhere else yet?"
5. "I didn't know you like/disliked that"
6. "What are your plans for the summer"
7. Something about his wife's family doing something incredibly conservative
8. "You know so and so did ____ and it worked for them you should try it"
9. "Have you thought about going back to school?
10. "Have you heard from your grandmother recently?"
11. "Let's make plans to meet up again next week/week after/sometime"
12. Mentions of a new plan to make more money
13. "You could tidy up a bit more"
14. Extremely right-wing ideology
15. Comparison between me and Jon
16. Mentions of change in weight
17. "I just want us to be a lot closer as a family"
18. "We should play a game!" then complains about game I suggest
19. "We should go on a road trip to ____"
20. "How are you on finances?"
21. "Have you set an appointment yet with a doctor?"
22. "Any plans for Thanksgiving?"
23. Worried that I don't like visiting my mom
24. "Oh so you can cook huh?"