Confusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsMSPAReader istheprotagonistReallyoutdatedmemesOverlysexualminorsWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Half the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"TrollCallIt's all adoctor'sfaultMetareferencesFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameOverlycondescendingdialogueCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesMade bymultipleartists andwritersSomecharactershave noses,but not allThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"The tokenLGBTQ+characterEverycharacteris astereotypeBroken onits othersupportedplatformIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingInconsistentartContradictsthings seeninHomestuckPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Mostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentuse of trollterminologyFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextNoseadwellersThe tokenweeaboocharacterClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersFirstreleasedsection isboringThe tokengimmickcharacterDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverUnreadablequirksHouseJujuTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaFan redrawsare betterthan officialartMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou play"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid.""Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollUnderwhelmingendingStrangesexualfetishesInconsistentwritingAll hype,nosubstanceContradictsthings seeninHiveswapGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isEpisodicgameConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsMSPAReader istheprotagonistReallyoutdatedmemesOverlysexualminorsWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Half the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"TrollCallIt's all adoctor'sfaultMetareferencesFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameOverlycondescendingdialogueCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesMade bymultipleartists andwritersSomecharactershave noses,but not allThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"The tokenLGBTQ+characterEverycharacteris astereotypeBroken onits othersupportedplatformIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingInconsistentartContradictsthings seeninHomestuckPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Mostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentuse of trollterminologyFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextNoseadwellersThe tokenweeaboocharacterClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersFirstreleasedsection isboringThe tokengimmickcharacterDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverUnreadablequirksHouseJujuTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaFan redrawsare betterthan officialartMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou play"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid.""Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollUnderwhelmingendingStrangesexualfetishesInconsistentwritingAll hype,nosubstanceContradictsthings seeninHiveswapGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isEpisodicgame

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  2. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  3. Really outdated memes
  4. Overly sexual minors
  5. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  6. Character is missing in main game(s)
  7. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  8. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  9. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  10. Troll Call
  11. It's all a doctor's fault
  12. Meta references
  13. Features characters you only see once in main game
  14. Overly condescending dialogue
  15. Characters have incorrect personalities
  16. Made by multiple artists and writers
  17. Some characters have noses, but not all
  18. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  19. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  20. The token LGBTQ+ character
  21. Every character is a stereotype
  22. Broken on its other supported platform
  23. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  24. Inconsistent art
  25. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  26. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  27. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  28. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  29. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  30. No seadwellers
  31. The token weeaboo character
  32. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  33. First released section is boring
  34. The token gimmick character
  35. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  36. Unreadable quirks
  37. House Juju
  38. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  39. Fan redraws are better than official art
  40. More references to other parts the further you play
  41. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  42. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  43. Underwhelming ending
  44. Strange sexual fetishes
  45. Inconsistent writing
  46. All hype, no substance
  47. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  48. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  49. Episodic game