Writing errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringIt's all adoctor'sfaultFan redrawsare betterthan officialartConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEverycharacteris astereotypeBroken onits othersupportedplatformNoseadwellersCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"All hype,nosubstance"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."UnreadablequirksFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameStrangesexualfetishesDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaReallyoutdatedmemesGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringEpisodicgameMade bymultipleartists andwritersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playThe tokengimmickcharacterTrollCallFirstreleasedsection isboringInconsistentart"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeInconsistentwritingMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterOverlysexualminorsPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Inconsistentuse of trollterminologyContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextMetareferencesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingUnderwhelmingendingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Somecharactershave noses,but not allOverlycondescendingdialogueClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersHouseJujuWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringIt's all adoctor'sfaultFan redrawsare betterthan officialartConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEverycharacteris astereotypeBroken onits othersupportedplatformNoseadwellersCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"All hype,nosubstance"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."UnreadablequirksFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameStrangesexualfetishesDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaReallyoutdatedmemesGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringEpisodicgameMade bymultipleartists andwritersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playThe tokengimmickcharacterTrollCallFirstreleasedsection isboringInconsistentart"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeInconsistentwritingMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterOverlysexualminorsPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Inconsistentuse of trollterminologyContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextMetareferencesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingUnderwhelmingendingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Somecharactershave noses,but not allOverlycondescendingdialogueClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersHouseJuju

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  2. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  3. It's all a doctor's fault
  4. Fan redraws are better than official art
  5. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  6. Every character is a stereotype
  7. Broken on its other supported platform
  8. No seadwellers
  9. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  10. All hype, no substance
  11. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  12. Unreadable quirks
  13. Features characters you only see once in main game
  14. Strange sexual fetishes
  15. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  16. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  17. Really outdated memes
  18. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  19. Characters have incorrect personalities
  20. The token LGBTQ+ character
  21. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  22. Episodic game
  23. Made by multiple artists and writers
  24. More references to other parts the further you play
  25. The token gimmick character
  26. Troll Call
  27. First released section is boring
  28. Inconsistent art
  29. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  30. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  31. Inconsistent writing
  32. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  33. The token weeaboo character
  34. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  35. Overly sexual minors
  36. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  37. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  38. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  39. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  40. Meta references
  41. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  42. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  43. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  44. Underwhelming ending
  45. Character is missing in main game(s)
  46. Some characters have noses, but not all
  47. Overly condescending dialogue
  48. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  49. House Juju