Inconsistentuse of trollterminologyStrangesexualfetishesGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHomestuckEpisodicgameWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"The tokenLGBTQ+character"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Plot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringThe tokengimmickcharacterIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeMade bymultipleartists andwritersOverlysexualminorsReallyoutdatedmemesMSPAReader istheprotagonistBroken onits othersupportedplatformDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverInconsistentartMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringHouseJuju"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingUnderwhelmingendingUnreadablequirksHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeFan redrawsare betterthan officialartConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthThe tokenweeaboocharacterNoseadwellersCharacteris missingin maingame(s)TrollCallClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameInconsistentwritingCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Firstreleasedsection isboringAll hype,nosubstanceCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterMetareferencesOverlycondescendingdialogueTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaSomecharactershave noses,but not allMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playContradictsthings seeninHiveswapInconsistentuse of trollterminologyStrangesexualfetishesGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHomestuckEpisodicgameWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"The tokenLGBTQ+character"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Plot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringThe tokengimmickcharacterIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeMade bymultipleartists andwritersOverlysexualminorsReallyoutdatedmemesMSPAReader istheprotagonistBroken onits othersupportedplatformDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverInconsistentartMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringHouseJuju"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingUnderwhelmingendingUnreadablequirksHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeFan redrawsare betterthan officialartConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthThe tokenweeaboocharacterNoseadwellersCharacteris missingin maingame(s)TrollCallClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameInconsistentwritingCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Firstreleasedsection isboringAll hype,nosubstanceCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterMetareferencesOverlycondescendingdialogueTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaSomecharactershave noses,but not allMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playContradictsthings seeninHiveswap

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  2. Strange sexual fetishes
  3. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  4. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  5. Episodic game
  6. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  7. The token LGBTQ+ character
  8. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  9. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  10. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  11. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  12. The token gimmick character
  13. It's all a doctor's fault
  14. Every character is a stereotype
  15. Made by multiple artists and writers
  16. Overly sexual minors
  17. Really outdated memes
  18. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  19. Broken on its other supported platform
  20. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  21. Inconsistent art
  22. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  23. House Juju
  24. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  25. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  26. Underwhelming ending
  27. Unreadable quirks
  28. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  29. Fan redraws are better than official art
  30. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  31. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  32. The token weeaboo character
  33. No seadwellers
  34. Character is missing in main game(s)
  35. Troll Call
  36. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  37. Features characters you only see once in main game
  38. Inconsistent writing
  39. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  40. First released section is boring
  41. All hype, no substance
  42. Characters have incorrect personalities
  43. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  44. Meta references
  45. Overly condescending dialogue
  46. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  47. Some characters have noses, but not all
  48. More references to other parts the further you play
  49. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap