Writing thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Clowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playUnderwhelmingendingContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFirstreleasedsection isboringInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)The tokenweeaboocharacterCharacteris missingin maingame(s)The tokenLGBTQ+characterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeEverycharacteris astereotypeEpisodicgameWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthStrangesexualfetishesSomecharactershave noses,but not allOverlycondescendingdialogueDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMetareferencesInconsistentwritingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesOverlysexualminorsMade bymultipleartists andwritersNoseadwellersMSPAReader istheprotagonistCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Fan redrawsare betterthan officialartTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaContradictsthings seeninHiveswapConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isReallyoutdatedmemesUnreadablequirks"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."TrollCallAll hype,nosubstanceFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameInconsistentartIt's all adoctor'sfault"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterHouseJujuThe tokengimmickcharacterBroken onits othersupportedplatformIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Clowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playUnderwhelmingendingContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFirstreleasedsection isboringInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)The tokenweeaboocharacterCharacteris missingin maingame(s)The tokenLGBTQ+characterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeEverycharacteris astereotypeEpisodicgameWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthStrangesexualfetishesSomecharactershave noses,but not allOverlycondescendingdialogueDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMetareferencesInconsistentwritingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesOverlysexualminorsMade bymultipleartists andwritersNoseadwellersMSPAReader istheprotagonistCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Fan redrawsare betterthan officialartTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaContradictsthings seeninHiveswapConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isReallyoutdatedmemesUnreadablequirks"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."TrollCallAll hype,nosubstanceFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameInconsistentartIt's all adoctor'sfault"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterHouseJujuThe tokengimmickcharacterBroken onits othersupportedplatformIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtext

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  2. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  3. More references to other parts the further you play
  4. Underwhelming ending
  5. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  6. First released section is boring
  7. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  8. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  9. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  10. The token weeaboo character
  11. Character is missing in main game(s)
  12. The token LGBTQ+ character
  13. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  14. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  15. Every character is a stereotype
  16. Episodic game
  17. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  18. Strange sexual fetishes
  19. Some characters have noses, but not all
  20. Overly condescending dialogue
  21. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  22. Meta references
  23. Inconsistent writing
  24. Characters have incorrect personalities
  25. Overly sexual minors
  26. Made by multiple artists and writers
  27. No seadwellers
  28. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  29. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  30. Fan redraws are better than official art
  31. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  32. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  33. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  34. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  35. Really outdated memes
  36. Unreadable quirks
  37. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  38. Troll Call
  39. All hype, no substance
  40. Features characters you only see once in main game
  41. Inconsistent art
  42. It's all a doctor's fault
  43. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  44. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  45. House Juju
  46. The token gimmick character
  47. Broken on its other supported platform
  48. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  49. Fan rewrites are better than official text