Mostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringThe tokenLGBTQ+characterReallyoutdatedmemesCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapSomecharactershave noses,but not allUnderwhelmingendingThe tokengimmickcharacterOverlysexualminorsUnreadablequirks"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."MetareferencesContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFirstreleasedsection isboringEpisodicgameDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMade bymultipleartists andwritersConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsCharacteris missingin maingame(s)TrollCallIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingAll hype,nosubstanceMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentwritingMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterBroken onits othersupportedplatformEverycharacteris astereotypeOverlycondescendingdialogueClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMSPAReader istheprotagonistFan redrawsare betterthan officialart"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenweeaboocharacterGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isStrangesexualfetishesHouseJujuWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Trolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaIt's all adoctor'sfaultInconsistentartMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringThe tokenLGBTQ+characterReallyoutdatedmemesCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapSomecharactershave noses,but not allUnderwhelmingendingThe tokengimmickcharacterOverlysexualminorsUnreadablequirks"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."MetareferencesContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFirstreleasedsection isboringEpisodicgameDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMade bymultipleartists andwritersConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsCharacteris missingin maingame(s)TrollCallIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingAll hype,nosubstanceMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentwritingMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterBroken onits othersupportedplatformEverycharacteris astereotypeOverlycondescendingdialogueClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMSPAReader istheprotagonistFan redrawsare betterthan officialart"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenweeaboocharacterGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isStrangesexualfetishesHouseJujuWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Trolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaIt's all adoctor'sfaultInconsistentart

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  2. The token LGBTQ+ character
  3. Really outdated memes
  4. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  5. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  6. Some characters have noses, but not all
  7. Underwhelming ending
  8. The token gimmick character
  9. Overly sexual minors
  10. Unreadable quirks
  11. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  12. Meta references
  13. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  14. First released section is boring
  15. Episodic game
  16. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  17. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  18. Made by multiple artists and writers
  19. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  20. Character is missing in main game(s)
  21. Troll Call
  22. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  23. All hype, no substance
  24. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  25. Inconsistent writing
  26. More references to other parts the further you play
  27. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  28. Broken on its other supported platform
  29. Every character is a stereotype
  30. Overly condescending dialogue
  31. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  32. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  33. No seadwellers
  34. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  35. Characters have incorrect personalities
  36. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  37. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  38. Fan redraws are better than official art
  39. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  40. The token weeaboo character
  41. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  42. Strange sexual fetishes
  43. House Juju
  44. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  45. Features characters you only see once in main game
  46. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  47. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  48. It's all a doctor's fault
  49. Inconsistent art