Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapMSPAReader istheprotagonistStrangesexualfetishesEpisodicgameDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringMetareferencesFan redrawsare betterthan officialartCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesAll hype,nosubstanceOverlycondescendingdialogueThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"InconsistentartFirstreleasedsection isboringPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHomestuckGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isThe tokenweeaboocharacterFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameThe tokengimmickcharacterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringMade bymultipleartists andwritersNoseadwellers"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextSomecharactershave noses,but not allConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsBroken onits othersupportedplatformTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaUnreadablequirksThe tokenLGBTQ+characterOverlysexualminorsReallyoutdatedmemesInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeInconsistentwritingCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"TrollCallHouseJujuCharacteris missingin maingame(s)It's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeUnderwhelmingending"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."It says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthContradictsthings seeninHiveswapMSPAReader istheprotagonistStrangesexualfetishesEpisodicgameDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringMetareferencesFan redrawsare betterthan officialartCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesAll hype,nosubstanceOverlycondescendingdialogueThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"InconsistentartFirstreleasedsection isboringPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHomestuckGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isThe tokenweeaboocharacterFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameThe tokengimmickcharacterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringMade bymultipleartists andwritersNoseadwellers"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextSomecharactershave noses,but not allConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsBroken onits othersupportedplatformTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaUnreadablequirksThe tokenLGBTQ+characterOverlysexualminorsReallyoutdatedmemesInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeInconsistentwritingCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"TrollCallHouseJujuCharacteris missingin maingame(s)It's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeUnderwhelmingending"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."It says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/Earth

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  2. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  3. Strange sexual fetishes
  4. Episodic game
  5. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  6. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  7. Meta references
  8. Fan redraws are better than official art
  9. Characters have incorrect personalities
  10. All hype, no substance
  11. Overly condescending dialogue
  12. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  13. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  14. Inconsistent art
  15. First released section is boring
  16. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  17. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  18. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  19. The token weeaboo character
  20. Features characters you only see once in main game
  21. The token gimmick character
  22. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  23. Made by multiple artists and writers
  24. No seadwellers
  25. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  26. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  27. Some characters have noses, but not all
  28. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  29. Broken on its other supported platform
  30. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  31. Unreadable quirks
  32. The token LGBTQ+ character
  33. Overly sexual minors
  34. Really outdated memes
  35. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  36. More references to other parts the further you play
  37. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  38. Inconsistent writing
  39. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  40. Troll Call
  41. House Juju
  42. Character is missing in main game(s)
  43. It's all a doctor's fault
  44. Every character is a stereotype
  45. Underwhelming ending
  46. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  47. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  48. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  49. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth