(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
It's all a doctor's fault
Fan redraws are better
than official art
Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
Every character is a stereotype
Broken on its other supported platform
No seadwellers
Character described as
"not [Homestuck character]"
All hype, no substance
"At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
Unreadable quirks
Features characters you only see once in main game
Strange sexual fetishes
Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
Really outdated memes
Game takes way too long
to release for what it is
Characters have incorrect personalities
The token LGBTQ+ character
Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
Episodic game
Made by multiple artists and writers
More references to other parts the further you play
The token gimmick character
Troll Call
First released section is boring
Inconsistent art
"Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead
of a unique troll
Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
Inconsistent writing
MSPA Reader is the protagonist
The token weeaboo character
The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
Overly sexual minors
Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
Inconsistent use of troll terminology
Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
Fan rewrites are better
than official text
Meta references
Writing that screams
"how do you do, fellow kids?"
Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
Underwhelming ending
Character is missing in main game(s)
Some characters have noses, but not all
Overly condescending dialogue
Clowns are written better than any other characters