The tokenLGBTQ+characterCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersIt's all adoctor'sfaultFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthInconsistentartIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingContradictsthings seeninHomestuck"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Inconsistentuse of trollterminologyGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isFan redrawsare betterthan officialartOverlycondescendingdialogueMade bymultipleartists andwritersUnreadablequirksThe tokengimmickcharacterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playContradictsthings seeninHiveswapStrangesexualfetishesBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenweeaboocharacterEpisodicgameSomecharactershave noses,but not allTrollCallConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrants"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaUnderwhelmingendingHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeFirstreleasedsection isboringMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringReallyoutdatedmemesMSPAReader istheprotagonistHouseJujuMetareferencesInconsistentwritingEverycharacteris astereotypeWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Mostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Does wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverAll hype,nosubstanceOverlysexualminorsThe tokenLGBTQ+characterCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersIt's all adoctor'sfaultFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthInconsistentartIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingContradictsthings seeninHomestuck"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Inconsistentuse of trollterminologyGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isFan redrawsare betterthan officialartOverlycondescendingdialogueMade bymultipleartists andwritersUnreadablequirksThe tokengimmickcharacterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playContradictsthings seeninHiveswapStrangesexualfetishesBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenweeaboocharacterEpisodicgameSomecharactershave noses,but not allTrollCallConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrants"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaUnderwhelmingendingHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeFirstreleasedsection isboringMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringReallyoutdatedmemesMSPAReader istheprotagonistHouseJujuMetareferencesInconsistentwritingEverycharacteris astereotypeWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Mostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Does wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverAll hype,nosubstanceOverlysexualminors

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The token LGBTQ+ character
  2. Character is missing in main game(s)
  3. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  4. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  5. No seadwellers
  6. It's all a doctor's fault
  7. Features characters you only see once in main game
  8. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  9. Characters have incorrect personalities
  10. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  11. Inconsistent art
  12. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  13. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  14. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  15. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  16. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  17. Fan redraws are better than official art
  18. Overly condescending dialogue
  19. Made by multiple artists and writers
  20. Unreadable quirks
  21. The token gimmick character
  22. More references to other parts the further you play
  23. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  24. Strange sexual fetishes
  25. Broken on its other supported platform
  26. The token weeaboo character
  27. Episodic game
  28. Some characters have noses, but not all
  29. Troll Call
  30. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  31. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  32. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  33. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  34. Underwhelming ending
  35. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  36. First released section is boring
  37. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  38. Really outdated memes
  39. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  40. House Juju
  41. Meta references
  42. Inconsistent writing
  43. Every character is a stereotype
  44. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  45. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  46. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  47. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  48. All hype, no substance
  49. Overly sexual minors