Game takesway too longto release forwhat it isWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Writing errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthOverlysexualminorsMade bymultipleartists andwritersThe tokengimmickcharacterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"TrollCallUnreadablequirksCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Trolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaFan redrawsare betterthan officialartContradictsthings seeninHiveswapInconsistentwritingClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Everycharacteris astereotypeAll hype,nosubstanceInconsistentuse of trollterminologyConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEpisodicgameIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterMSPAReader istheprotagonistInconsistentartContradictsthings seeninHomestuckStrangesexualfetishesHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeSomecharactershave noses,but not allDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou play"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Firstreleasedsection isboringThe tokenweeaboocharacterReallyoutdatedmemesOverlycondescendingdialogue"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollIt's all adoctor'sfaultFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameThe tokenLGBTQ+characterHouseJujuMetareferencesNoseadwellersUnderwhelmingendingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesBroken onits othersupportedplatformGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Writing errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthOverlysexualminorsMade bymultipleartists andwritersThe tokengimmickcharacterMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"TrollCallUnreadablequirksCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Trolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaFan redrawsare betterthan officialartContradictsthings seeninHiveswapInconsistentwritingClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Everycharacteris astereotypeAll hype,nosubstanceInconsistentuse of trollterminologyConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEpisodicgameIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterMSPAReader istheprotagonistInconsistentartContradictsthings seeninHomestuckStrangesexualfetishesHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeSomecharactershave noses,but not allDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou play"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Firstreleasedsection isboringThe tokenweeaboocharacterReallyoutdatedmemesOverlycondescendingdialogue"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollIt's all adoctor'sfaultFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameThe tokenLGBTQ+characterHouseJujuMetareferencesNoseadwellersUnderwhelmingendingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesBroken onits othersupportedplatform

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  2. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  3. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  4. Overly sexual minors
  5. Made by multiple artists and writers
  6. The token gimmick character
  7. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  8. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  9. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  10. Troll Call
  11. Unreadable quirks
  12. Character is missing in main game(s)
  13. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  14. Fan redraws are better than official art
  15. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  16. Inconsistent writing
  17. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  18. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  19. Every character is a stereotype
  20. All hype, no substance
  21. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  22. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  23. Episodic game
  24. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  25. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  26. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  27. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  28. Inconsistent art
  29. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  30. Strange sexual fetishes
  31. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  32. Some characters have noses, but not all
  33. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  34. More references to other parts the further you play
  35. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  36. First released section is boring
  37. The token weeaboo character
  38. Really outdated memes
  39. Overly condescending dialogue
  40. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  41. It's all a doctor's fault
  42. Features characters you only see once in main game
  43. The token LGBTQ+ character
  44. House Juju
  45. Meta references
  46. No seadwellers
  47. Underwhelming ending
  48. Characters have incorrect personalities
  49. Broken on its other supported platform