OverlysexualminorsHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeStrangesexualfetishesCharacteris missingin maingame(s)The tokengimmickcharacterNoseadwellersMSPAReader istheprotagonistClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersMetareferencesSomecharactershave noses,but not allFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"The tokenweeaboocharacterReallyoutdatedmemesAll hype,nosubstanceContradictsthings seeninHiveswapInconsistentwritingTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playBroken onits othersupportedplatformUnreadablequirksThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthInconsistentartMade bymultipleartists andwritersIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextOverlycondescendingdialogueMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isIt's all adoctor'sfaultCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Most wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringFirstreleasedsection isboringHouseJujuUnderwhelmingending"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Episodicgame"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHomestuckTrollCallConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEverycharacteris astereotypeInconsistentuse of trollterminologyDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverFan redrawsare betterthan officialartOverlysexualminorsHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeStrangesexualfetishesCharacteris missingin maingame(s)The tokengimmickcharacterNoseadwellersMSPAReader istheprotagonistClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersMetareferencesSomecharactershave noses,but not allFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"The tokenweeaboocharacterReallyoutdatedmemesAll hype,nosubstanceContradictsthings seeninHiveswapInconsistentwritingTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playBroken onits othersupportedplatformUnreadablequirksThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthInconsistentartMade bymultipleartists andwritersIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextOverlycondescendingdialogueMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isIt's all adoctor'sfaultCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Most wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringFirstreleasedsection isboringHouseJujuUnderwhelmingending"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Episodicgame"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHomestuckTrollCallConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsEverycharacteris astereotypeInconsistentuse of trollterminologyDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverFan redrawsare betterthan officialart

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Overly sexual minors
  2. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  3. Strange sexual fetishes
  4. Character is missing in main game(s)
  5. The token gimmick character
  6. No seadwellers
  7. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  8. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  9. Meta references
  10. Some characters have noses, but not all
  11. Features characters you only see once in main game
  12. Characters have incorrect personalities
  13. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  14. The token weeaboo character
  15. Really outdated memes
  16. All hype, no substance
  17. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  18. Inconsistent writing
  19. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  20. The token LGBTQ+ character
  21. More references to other parts the further you play
  22. Broken on its other supported platform
  23. Unreadable quirks
  24. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  25. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  26. Inconsistent art
  27. Made by multiple artists and writers
  28. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  29. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  30. Overly condescending dialogue
  31. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  32. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  33. It's all a doctor's fault
  34. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  35. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  36. First released section is boring
  37. House Juju
  38. Underwhelming ending
  39. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  40. Episodic game
  41. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  42. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  43. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  44. Troll Call
  45. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  46. Every character is a stereotype
  47. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  48. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  49. Fan redraws are better than official art