Contradictsthings seeninHomestuckFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentwritingUnderwhelmingendingInconsistentuse of trollterminologySomecharactershave noses,but not allInconsistentartBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenLGBTQ+characterThe tokengimmickcharacterFirstreleasedsection isboringTrollCallEverycharacteris astereotypeFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingEpisodicgameMetareferencesReallyoutdatedmemesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"All hype,nosubstanceCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Fan redrawsare betterthan officialartHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverNoseadwellersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaHouseJujuMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterStrangesexualfetishes"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isUnreadablequirksMade bymultipleartists andwritersCharacteris missingin maingame(s)OverlycondescendingdialogueConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersIt's all adoctor'sfaultCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacter"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."OverlysexualminorsContradictsthings seeninHomestuckFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentwritingUnderwhelmingendingInconsistentuse of trollterminologySomecharactershave noses,but not allInconsistentartBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenLGBTQ+characterThe tokengimmickcharacterFirstreleasedsection isboringTrollCallEverycharacteris astereotypeFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Contradictsthings seeninHiveswapMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingEpisodicgameMetareferencesReallyoutdatedmemesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"All hype,nosubstanceCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Fan redrawsare betterthan officialartHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverNoseadwellersMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaHouseJujuMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterStrangesexualfetishes"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isUnreadablequirksMade bymultipleartists andwritersCharacteris missingin maingame(s)OverlycondescendingdialogueConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersIt's all adoctor'sfaultCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacter"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Overlysexualminors

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  2. Features characters you only see once in main game
  3. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  4. Inconsistent writing
  5. Underwhelming ending
  6. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  7. Some characters have noses, but not all
  8. Inconsistent art
  9. Broken on its other supported platform
  10. The token LGBTQ+ character
  11. The token gimmick character
  12. First released section is boring
  13. Troll Call
  14. Every character is a stereotype
  15. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  16. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  17. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  18. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  19. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  20. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  21. Episodic game
  22. Meta references
  23. Really outdated memes
  24. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  25. All hype, no substance
  26. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  27. Fan redraws are better than official art
  28. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  29. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  30. No seadwellers
  31. More references to other parts the further you play
  32. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  33. House Juju
  34. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  35. The token weeaboo character
  36. Strange sexual fetishes
  37. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  38. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  39. Unreadable quirks
  40. Made by multiple artists and writers
  41. Character is missing in main game(s)
  42. Overly condescending dialogue
  43. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  44. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  45. It's all a doctor's fault
  46. Characters have incorrect personalities
  47. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  48. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  49. Overly sexual minors