Writing thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"All hype,nosubstanceInconsistentartReallyoutdatedmemesWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/Earth"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Half the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringTrollCallMetareferencesOverlycondescendingdialogueThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMSPAReader istheprotagonistEverycharacteris astereotypeGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHomestuckMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringFan redrawsare betterthan officialartFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameStrangesexualfetishesInconsistentwritingTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaContradictsthings seeninHiveswapThe tokengimmickcharacterIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingHouseJujuCharacteris missingin maingame(s)OverlysexualminorsClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersNoseadwellersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)It's all adoctor'sfaultEpisodicgameConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"The tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterUnreadablequirksCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesSomecharactershave noses,but not allFirstreleasedsection isboringDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoever"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollUnderwhelmingendingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenweeaboocharacterMade bymultipleartists andwritersInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"All hype,nosubstanceInconsistentartReallyoutdatedmemesWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/Earth"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Half the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringTrollCallMetareferencesOverlycondescendingdialogueThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMSPAReader istheprotagonistEverycharacteris astereotypeGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHomestuckMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringFan redrawsare betterthan officialartFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameStrangesexualfetishesInconsistentwritingTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaContradictsthings seeninHiveswapThe tokengimmickcharacterIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingHouseJujuCharacteris missingin maingame(s)OverlysexualminorsClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersNoseadwellersPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)It's all adoctor'sfaultEpisodicgameConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"The tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterUnreadablequirksCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesSomecharactershave noses,but not allFirstreleasedsection isboringDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoever"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollUnderwhelmingendingFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextBroken onits othersupportedplatformThe tokenweeaboocharacterMade bymultipleartists andwritersInconsistentuse of trollterminologyMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou play

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  2. All hype, no substance
  3. Inconsistent art
  4. Really outdated memes
  5. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  6. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  7. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  8. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  9. Troll Call
  10. Meta references
  11. Overly condescending dialogue
  12. The token LGBTQ+ character
  13. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  14. Every character is a stereotype
  15. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  16. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  17. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  18. Fan redraws are better than official art
  19. Features characters you only see once in main game
  20. Strange sexual fetishes
  21. Inconsistent writing
  22. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  23. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  24. The token gimmick character
  25. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  26. House Juju
  27. Character is missing in main game(s)
  28. Overly sexual minors
  29. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  30. No seadwellers
  31. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  32. It's all a doctor's fault
  33. Episodic game
  34. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  35. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  36. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  37. Unreadable quirks
  38. Characters have incorrect personalities
  39. Some characters have noses, but not all
  40. First released section is boring
  41. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  42. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  43. Underwhelming ending
  44. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  45. Broken on its other supported platform
  46. The token weeaboo character
  47. Made by multiple artists and writers
  48. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  49. More references to other parts the further you play