OverlycondescendingdialogueHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeOverlysexualminorsConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsFan redrawsare betterthan officialartAll hype,nosubstancePlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMade bymultipleartists andwritersTrollCallWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthEpisodicgameMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameBroken onits othersupportedplatformGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHiveswapIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalities"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaHouseJujuMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterInconsistentwritingMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringThe tokengimmickcharacterMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentartReallyoutdatedmemesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"StrangesexualfetishesCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Clowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeInconsistentuse of trollterminologyUnreadablequirksContradictsthings seeninHomestuckSomecharactershave noses,but not allFirstreleasedsection isboringThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacter"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."MetareferencesDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverUnderwhelmingendingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)OverlycondescendingdialogueHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeOverlysexualminorsConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsFan redrawsare betterthan officialartAll hype,nosubstancePlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)NoseadwellersThe tokenLGBTQ+characterMade bymultipleartists andwritersTrollCallWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthEpisodicgameMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playFan rewritesare betterthan officialtextFeaturescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameBroken onits othersupportedplatformGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isContradictsthings seeninHiveswapIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingCharactershaveincorrectpersonalities"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaHouseJujuMSPAReader istheprotagonistThe tokenweeaboocharacterInconsistentwritingMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringThe tokengimmickcharacterMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringInconsistentartReallyoutdatedmemesWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"StrangesexualfetishesCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Clowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharactersIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeInconsistentuse of trollterminologyUnreadablequirksContradictsthings seeninHomestuckSomecharactershave noses,but not allFirstreleasedsection isboringThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacter"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."MetareferencesDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverUnderwhelmingendingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Overly condescending dialogue
  2. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  3. Overly sexual minors
  4. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  5. Fan redraws are better than official art
  6. All hype, no substance
  7. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  8. No seadwellers
  9. The token LGBTQ+ character
  10. Made by multiple artists and writers
  11. Troll Call
  12. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  13. Episodic game
  14. More references to other parts the further you play
  15. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  16. Features characters you only see once in main game
  17. Broken on its other supported platform
  18. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  19. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  20. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  21. Characters have incorrect personalities
  22. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  23. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  24. House Juju
  25. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  26. The token weeaboo character
  27. Inconsistent writing
  28. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  29. The token gimmick character
  30. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  31. Inconsistent art
  32. Really outdated memes
  33. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  34. Strange sexual fetishes
  35. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  36. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  37. It's all a doctor's fault
  38. Every character is a stereotype
  39. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  40. Unreadable quirks
  41. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  42. Some characters have noses, but not all
  43. First released section is boring
  44. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  45. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  46. Meta references
  47. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  48. Underwhelming ending
  49. Character is missing in main game(s)