CharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesTrollCallBroken onits othersupportedplatformUnreadablequirksPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Featurescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameUnderwhelmingendingThe tokenLGBTQ+characterInconsistentartMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharacters"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Somecharactershave noses,but not allDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverOverlycondescendingdialogueHouseJujuTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaInconsistentuse of trollterminologyThe tokenweeaboocharacterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Firstreleasedsection isboringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Contradictsthings seeninHomestuck"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollStrangesexualfetishesThe tokengimmickcharacterAll hype,nosubstanceMade bymultipleartists andwritersConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsInconsistentwritingMSPAReader istheprotagonistWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeEpisodicgameOverlysexualminorsWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeFan redrawsare betterthan officialartMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringNoseadwellersReallyoutdatedmemesContradictsthings seeninHiveswapMetareferencesCharactershaveincorrectpersonalitiesTrollCallBroken onits othersupportedplatformUnreadablequirksPlot hasno bearingon maingame(s)Featurescharactersyou only seeonce in maingameUnderwhelmingendingThe tokenLGBTQ+characterInconsistentartMost wantedpart turnsout to be themost boringThe tokenMary Sue/ Gary StuCharacterClowns arewritten betterthan anyothercharacters"At least it'snot as badas the nextthing theydid."Somecharactershave noses,but not allDoes wellat giving nolorewhatsoeverOverlycondescendingdialogueHouseJujuTrolls aren'tphased byan alien onAlterniaInconsistentuse of trollterminologyThe tokenweeaboocharacterMorereferences toother partsthe furtheryou playIt says you'remaking friends,but it looks likeyou're courtingCharacteris missingin maingame(s)Firstreleasedsection isboringCharacterdescribed as"not[Homestuckcharacter]"Contradictsthings seeninHomestuck"Troll [humanCelebrityname]" insteadof a unique trollStrangesexualfetishesThe tokengimmickcharacterAll hype,nosubstanceMade bymultipleartists andwritersConfusingships thatdon't seemto followquadrantsInconsistentwritingMSPAReader istheprotagonistWriting errorswhere trollsreferencehumans/EarthGame takesway too longto release forwhat it isHalf the fansdon't play,they justwatch it onYoutubeEpisodicgameOverlysexualminorsWriting thatscreams"how do youdo, fellowkids?"Fan rewritesare betterthan officialtextIt's all adoctor'sfaultEverycharacteris astereotypeFan redrawsare betterthan officialartMostmysteriouscharacter turnsout to be themost boringNoseadwellersReallyoutdatedmemesContradictsthings seeninHiveswapMetareferences

Homestuck Side-Game Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Characters have incorrect personalities
  2. Troll Call
  3. Broken on its other supported platform
  4. Unreadable quirks
  5. Plot has no bearing on main game(s)
  6. Features characters you only see once in main game
  7. Underwhelming ending
  8. The token LGBTQ+ character
  9. Inconsistent art
  10. Most wanted part turns out to be the most boring
  11. The token Mary Sue / Gary Stu Character
  12. Clowns are written better than any other characters
  13. "At least it's not as bad as the next thing they did."
  14. Some characters have noses, but not all
  15. Does well at giving no lore whatsoever
  16. Overly condescending dialogue
  17. House Juju
  18. Trolls aren't phased by an alien on Alternia
  19. Inconsistent use of troll terminology
  20. The token weeaboo character
  21. More references to other parts the further you play
  22. It says you're making friends, but it looks like you're courting
  23. Character is missing in main game(s)
  24. First released section is boring
  25. Character described as "not [Homestuck character]"
  26. Contradicts things seen in Homestuck
  27. "Troll [human Celebrity name]" instead of a unique troll
  28. Strange sexual fetishes
  29. The token gimmick character
  30. All hype, no substance
  31. Made by multiple artists and writers
  32. Confusing ships that don't seem to follow quadrants
  33. Inconsistent writing
  34. MSPA Reader is the protagonist
  35. Writing errors where trolls reference humans/Earth
  36. Game takes way too long to release for what it is
  37. Half the fans don't play, they just watch it on Youtube
  38. Episodic game
  39. Overly sexual minors
  40. Writing that screams "how do you do, fellow kids?"
  41. Fan rewrites are better than official text
  42. It's all a doctor's fault
  43. Every character is a stereotype
  44. Fan redraws are better than official art
  45. Most mysterious character turns out to be the most boring
  46. No seadwellers
  47. Really outdated memes
  48. Contradicts things seen in Hiveswap
  49. Meta references