Don'thave astraplessbraYou have to moveyour head up ordown to find theright spot in yourglasses to read alabelBegun toread murdermysterieslike myparents didYou lovespicy foodmore than itloves youUse theword'WhipperSnapper'You planyour workaround anafternoonnapIts a goodnight whenyou onlywake uponceNapsaregreatI pay moreattention tothe royalfamilyDitch DIY forhiringprofessionalsinsteadI cancomplete theNYTimesSundaycrosswordThe idea ofstaying outpast 9:30 isexhaustingYou haveto make'special'muffinsYou layout yourclothes the nightbefore so youdon't waste timedeciding in themorningMy knee hurtsafter physicalwork and I tellsomeoneabout itGo tobed at9:00Shopping forhousewaresbecomes funWhencomplimentsfrom othersend in 'foryour age'You havepost-it notesall over thehouseSee thefashioncyclerepeating.The 1st timesomeonecalls youma'amYou loseyour 'ToDo' listI need tomake lots oflists aboutwhat I needto doStart payingattention toPrevegenadsYou turn onthe radio andrecognizenothing10 minutelimit onphonecallsAlwayshave acane inthe carYou stop takingbaths becauseit's too riskygetting in andout of the tubYou see 3generationpictures andthink thegrandmother ishotYou have adeath grip ona bannisterwalking up ordown stairsYour kneescreak louderthan thestairsYou starttaking fibersupplementsSee yourmother inthe mirrorPack yourkneebrace forvacationYou travel'while youstill can'You make listsof things totell yourchildren whenthey call youStartresearchingyourancestryGive uphighheelsNPR is achoice,not anobligationNo phonecalls after8 pmYou start toenjoy goingtoLowe's/HomeDepotYou and yourbrotheractually DOget alongnowYou sit downto put onyour shoesand socksYou and Godboth knowhow manyhairs youhaveYou eatyourvegetablesWonder ifyou tookyour pillsFrequentlydiscusshealth issueswith peersI want towear aturtleneckeven in thesummerYou get upbefore youused to goto bedInsist onsensibleshoesNo TV duringdinner, everyoneeating together;not eating infront of the TVMove toyour 'ToeTagHouse'You don'tunderstandcurrent slangwordsDon'thave astraplessbraYou have to moveyour head up ordown to find theright spot in yourglasses to read alabelBegun toread murdermysterieslike myparents didYou lovespicy foodmore than itloves youUse theword'WhipperSnapper'You planyour workaround anafternoonnapIts a goodnight whenyou onlywake uponceNapsaregreatI pay moreattention tothe royalfamilyDitch DIY forhiringprofessionalsinsteadI cancomplete theNYTimesSundaycrosswordThe idea ofstaying outpast 9:30 isexhaustingYou haveto make'special'muffinsYou layout yourclothes the nightbefore so youdon't waste timedeciding in themorningMy knee hurtsafter physicalwork and I tellsomeoneabout itGo tobed at9:00Shopping forhousewaresbecomes funWhencomplimentsfrom othersend in 'foryour age'You havepost-it notesall over thehouseSee thefashioncyclerepeating.The 1st timesomeonecalls youma'amYou loseyour 'ToDo' listI need tomake lots oflists aboutwhat I needto doStart payingattention toPrevegenadsYou turn onthe radio andrecognizenothing10 minutelimit onphonecallsAlwayshave acane inthe carYou stop takingbaths becauseit's too riskygetting in andout of the tubYou see 3generationpictures andthink thegrandmother ishotYou have adeath grip ona bannisterwalking up ordown stairsYour kneescreak louderthan thestairsYou starttaking fibersupplementsSee yourmother inthe mirrorPack yourkneebrace forvacationYou travel'while youstill can'You make listsof things totell yourchildren whenthey call youStartresearchingyourancestryGive uphighheelsNPR is achoice,not anobligationNo phonecalls after8 pmYou start toenjoy goingtoLowe's/HomeDepotYou and yourbrotheractually DOget alongnowYou sit downto put onyour shoesand socksYou and Godboth knowhow manyhairs youhaveYou eatyourvegetablesWonder ifyou tookyour pillsFrequentlydiscusshealth issueswith peersI want towear aturtleneckeven in thesummerYou get upbefore youused to goto bedInsist onsensibleshoesNo TV duringdinner, everyoneeating together;not eating infront of the TVMove toyour 'ToeTagHouse'You don'tunderstandcurrent slangwords

You know you're getting older when... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't have a strapless bra
  2. You have to move your head up or down to find the right spot in your glasses to read a label
  3. Begun to read murder mysteries like my parents did
  4. You love spicy food more than it loves you
  5. Use the word 'Whipper Snapper'
  6. You plan your work around an afternoon nap
  7. Its a good night when you only wake up once
  8. Naps are great
  9. I pay more attention to the royal family
  10. Ditch DIY for hiring professionals instead
  11. I can complete the NYTimes Sunday crossword
  12. The idea of staying out past 9:30 is exhausting
  13. You have to make 'special' muffins
  14. You layout your clothes the night before so you don't waste time deciding in the morning
  15. My knee hurts after physical work and I tell someone about it
  16. Go to bed at 9:00
  17. Shopping for housewares becomes fun
  18. When compliments from others end in 'for your age'
  19. You have post-it notes all over the house
  20. See the fashion cycle repeating.
  21. The 1st time someone calls you ma'am
  22. You lose your 'To Do' list
  23. I need to make lots of lists about what I need to do
  24. Start paying attention to Prevegen ads
  25. You turn on the radio and recognize nothing
  26. 10 minute limit on phone calls
  27. Always have a cane in the car
  28. You stop taking baths because it's too risky getting in and out of the tub
  29. You see 3 generation pictures and think the grandmother is hot
  30. You have a death grip on a bannister walking up or down stairs
  31. Your knees creak louder than the stairs
  32. You start taking fiber supplements
  33. See your mother in the mirror
  34. Pack your knee brace for vacation
  35. You travel 'while you still can'
  36. You make lists of things to tell your children when they call you
  37. Start researching your ancestry
  38. Give up high heels
  39. NPR is a choice, not an obligation
  40. No phone calls after 8 pm
  41. You start to enjoy going to Lowe's/Home Depot
  42. You and your brother actually DO get along now
  43. You sit down to put on your shoes and socks
  44. You and God both know how many hairs you have
  45. You eat your vegetables
  46. Wonder if you took your pills
  47. Frequently discuss health issues with peers
  48. I want to wear a turtleneck even in the summer
  49. You get up before you used to go to bed
  50. Insist on sensible shoes
  51. No TV during dinner, everyone eating together; not eating in front of the TV
  52. Move to your 'Toe Tag House'
  53. You don't understand current slang words