You know you're getting older when... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Insist on sensible shoes
2. Start researching your ancestry
3. Wonder if you took your pills
4. NPR is a choice, not an obligation
5. You travel 'while you still can'
6. Your knees creak louder than the stairs
7. No TV during dinner, everyone eating together; not eating in front of the TV
8. 10 minute limit on phone calls
9. Naps are great
10. You and God both know how many hairs you have
11. You start to enjoy going to Lowe's/Home Depot
12. You have post-it notes all over the house
13. You start taking fiber supplements
14. You turn on the radio and recognize nothing
15. My knee hurts after physical work and I tell someone about it
16. I want to wear a turtleneck even in the summer
17. You get up before you used to go to bed
18. See the fashion cycle repeating.
19. Start paying attention to Prevegen ads
20. You plan your work around an afternoon nap
21. Its a good night when you only wake up once
22. You layout your clothes the night before so you don't waste time deciding in the morning
23. Go to bed at 9:00
24. I need to make lots of lists about what I need to do
25. You sit down to put on your shoes and socks
26. Move to your 'Toe Tag House'
27. You don't understand current slang words
28. Begun to read murder mysteries like my parents did
29. See your mother in the mirror
30. You make lists of things to tell your children when they call you
31. Always have a cane in the car
32. Use the word 'Whipper Snapper'
33. I can complete the NYTimes Sunday crossword
34. You have a death grip on a bannister walking up or down stairs
35. The 1st time someone calls you ma'am
36. You see 3 generation pictures and think the grandmother is hot
37. Give up high heels
38. You and your brother actually DO get along now
39. No phone calls after 8 pm
40. When compliments from others end in 'for your age'
41. You eat your vegetables
42. You stop taking baths because it's too risky getting in and out of the tub
43. You have to move your head up or down to find the right spot in your glasses to read a label
44. Frequently discuss health issues with peers
45. You love spicy food more than it loves you
46. You lose your 'To Do' list
47. Ditch DIY for hiring professionals instead
48. The idea of staying out past 9:30 is exhausting
49. Shopping for housewares becomes fun
50. You have to make 'special' muffins
51. Pack your knee brace for vacation
52. Don't have a strapless bra
53. I pay more attention to the royal family