The idea ofstaying outpast 9:30 isexhaustingUse theword'WhipperSnapper'10 minutelimit onphonecallsNo phonecalls after8 pmDitch DIY forhiringprofessionalsinsteadMove toyour 'ToeTagHouse'You layout yourclothes the nightbefore so youdon't waste timedeciding in themorningYou don'tunderstandcurrent slangwordsDon'thave astraplessbraGive uphighheelsYou and yourbrotheractually DOget alongnowStart payingattention toPrevegenadsYou starttaking fibersupplementsStartresearchingyourancestryPack yourkneebrace forvacationFrequentlydiscusshealth issueswith peersI need tomake lots oflists aboutwhat I needto doI want towear aturtleneckeven in thesummerYou lovespicy foodmore than itloves youBegun toread murdermysterieslike myparents didYou travel'while youstill can'Go tobed at9:00You see 3generationpictures andthink thegrandmother ishotYou stop takingbaths becauseit's too riskygetting in andout of the tubYou have to moveyour head up ordown to find theright spot in yourglasses to read alabelI cancomplete theNYTimesSundaycrosswordYou have adeath grip ona bannisterwalking up ordown stairsYou get upbefore youused to goto bedIts a goodnight whenyou onlywake uponceSee yourmother inthe mirrorWonder ifyou tookyour pillsYou loseyour 'ToDo' listWhencomplimentsfrom othersend in 'foryour age'You sit downto put onyour shoesand socksYou and Godboth knowhow manyhairs youhaveYou eatyourvegetablesYou haveto make'special'muffinsNapsaregreatYou havepost-it notesall over thehouseYou make listsof things totell yourchildren whenthey call youSee thefashioncyclerepeating.The 1st timesomeonecalls youma'amYou turn onthe radio andrecognizenothingInsist onsensibleshoesI pay moreattention tothe royalfamilyAlwayshave acane inthe carNPR is achoice,not anobligationShopping forhousewaresbecomes funYou planyour workaround anafternoonnapNo TV duringdinner, everyoneeating together;not eating infront of the TVYour kneescreak louderthan thestairsYou start toenjoy goingtoLowe's/HomeDepotMy knee hurtsafter physicalwork and I tellsomeoneabout itThe idea ofstaying outpast 9:30 isexhaustingUse theword'WhipperSnapper'10 minutelimit onphonecallsNo phonecalls after8 pmDitch DIY forhiringprofessionalsinsteadMove toyour 'ToeTagHouse'You layout yourclothes the nightbefore so youdon't waste timedeciding in themorningYou don'tunderstandcurrent slangwordsDon'thave astraplessbraGive uphighheelsYou and yourbrotheractually DOget alongnowStart payingattention toPrevegenadsYou starttaking fibersupplementsStartresearchingyourancestryPack yourkneebrace forvacationFrequentlydiscusshealth issueswith peersI need tomake lots oflists aboutwhat I needto doI want towear aturtleneckeven in thesummerYou lovespicy foodmore than itloves youBegun toread murdermysterieslike myparents didYou travel'while youstill can'Go tobed at9:00You see 3generationpictures andthink thegrandmother ishotYou stop takingbaths becauseit's too riskygetting in andout of the tubYou have to moveyour head up ordown to find theright spot in yourglasses to read alabelI cancomplete theNYTimesSundaycrosswordYou have adeath grip ona bannisterwalking up ordown stairsYou get upbefore youused to goto bedIts a goodnight whenyou onlywake uponceSee yourmother inthe mirrorWonder ifyou tookyour pillsYou loseyour 'ToDo' listWhencomplimentsfrom othersend in 'foryour age'You sit downto put onyour shoesand socksYou and Godboth knowhow manyhairs youhaveYou eatyourvegetablesYou haveto make'special'muffinsNapsaregreatYou havepost-it notesall over thehouseYou make listsof things totell yourchildren whenthey call youSee thefashioncyclerepeating.The 1st timesomeonecalls youma'amYou turn onthe radio andrecognizenothingInsist onsensibleshoesI pay moreattention tothe royalfamilyAlwayshave acane inthe carNPR is achoice,not anobligationShopping forhousewaresbecomes funYou planyour workaround anafternoonnapNo TV duringdinner, everyoneeating together;not eating infront of the TVYour kneescreak louderthan thestairsYou start toenjoy goingtoLowe's/HomeDepotMy knee hurtsafter physicalwork and I tellsomeoneabout it

You know you're getting older when... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The idea of staying out past 9:30 is exhausting
  2. Use the word 'Whipper Snapper'
  3. 10 minute limit on phone calls
  4. No phone calls after 8 pm
  5. Ditch DIY for hiring professionals instead
  6. Move to your 'Toe Tag House'
  7. You layout your clothes the night before so you don't waste time deciding in the morning
  8. You don't understand current slang words
  9. Don't have a strapless bra
  10. Give up high heels
  11. You and your brother actually DO get along now
  12. Start paying attention to Prevegen ads
  13. You start taking fiber supplements
  14. Start researching your ancestry
  15. Pack your knee brace for vacation
  16. Frequently discuss health issues with peers
  17. I need to make lots of lists about what I need to do
  18. I want to wear a turtleneck even in the summer
  19. You love spicy food more than it loves you
  20. Begun to read murder mysteries like my parents did
  21. You travel 'while you still can'
  22. Go to bed at 9:00
  23. You see 3 generation pictures and think the grandmother is hot
  24. You stop taking baths because it's too risky getting in and out of the tub
  25. You have to move your head up or down to find the right spot in your glasses to read a label
  26. I can complete the NYTimes Sunday crossword
  27. You have a death grip on a bannister walking up or down stairs
  28. You get up before you used to go to bed
  29. Its a good night when you only wake up once
  30. See your mother in the mirror
  31. Wonder if you took your pills
  32. You lose your 'To Do' list
  33. When compliments from others end in 'for your age'
  34. You sit down to put on your shoes and socks
  35. You and God both know how many hairs you have
  36. You eat your vegetables
  37. You have to make 'special' muffins
  38. Naps are great
  39. You have post-it notes all over the house
  40. You make lists of things to tell your children when they call you
  41. See the fashion cycle repeating.
  42. The 1st time someone calls you ma'am
  43. You turn on the radio and recognize nothing
  44. Insist on sensible shoes
  45. I pay more attention to the royal family
  46. Always have a cane in the car
  47. NPR is a choice, not an obligation
  48. Shopping for housewares becomes fun
  49. You plan your work around an afternoon nap
  50. No TV during dinner, everyone eating together; not eating in front of the TV
  51. Your knees creak louder than the stairs
  52. You start to enjoy going to Lowe's/Home Depot
  53. My knee hurts after physical work and I tell someone about it