Patient refuses to go home/discharge Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Pain 12/10 Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath The blood samples are MIA A coworker bought you coffee Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room My admission arrived DURING shift change Admission arrived screaming from the ED 1:1 Lost my patient Lost my brain Narcan STAT Needing the team lift approach! CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min Fire drill Passing the pills to pay the bills! Family calling >6 times within 8 hours Call a BERT! RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics CODE + BERT + RRT CODE x2 within my shift Patient called 9-1-1 Have you seen a wheelchair? Pen MIA Waiting for meds for >2 hours Serial caller Straight outta NIGHT shift! No PRN available in the Narc cabinet This friend needs to be rotated Salty like 0.9% NS Found my brain in ___________ Got the STAT labs Got the IV in There are crawlers in my patient’s head I forgot why I called you “made a difference” Security escort >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Lost pen Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off This is my 3 admit of the day Working with your favorite HCA Telemetry leads keep coming off! Compressions are my cardio! “I rather get that on IV form” Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA Family is very EXTRA Not appropriate for a double room Pick up an extra shift STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order Hemolyzed specimen D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix Have you seen the bladder scanner? Wake me up for pain meds Q2H Patient refuses to go home/discharge Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Pain 12/10 Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath The blood samples are MIA A coworker bought you coffee Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room My admission arrived DURING shift change Admission arrived screaming from the ED 1:1 Lost my patient Lost my brain Narcan STAT Needing the team lift approach! CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min Fire drill Passing the pills to pay the bills! Family calling >6 times within 8 hours Call a BERT! RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics CODE + BERT + RRT CODE x2 within my shift Patient called 9-1-1 Have you seen a wheelchair? Pen MIA Waiting for meds for >2 hours Serial caller Straight outta NIGHT shift! No PRN available in the Narc cabinet This friend needs to be rotated Salty like 0.9% NS Found my brain in ___________ Got the STAT labs Got the IV in There are crawlers in my patient’s head I forgot why I called you “made a difference” Security escort >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Lost pen Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off This is my 3 admit of the day Working with your favorite HCA Telemetry leads keep coming off! Compressions are my cardio! “I rather get that on IV form” Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA Family is very EXTRA Not appropriate for a double room Pick up an extra shift STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order Hemolyzed specimen D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix Have you seen the bladder scanner? Wake me up for pain meds Q2H
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Patient refuses to go home/discharge
Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift
Pain 12/10
Discharge to SNF was easy peasy!
Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside
Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath
The blood samples are MIA
A coworker bought you coffee
Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room
My admission arrived DURING shift change
Admission arrived screaming from the ED
1:1
Lost my patient
Lost my brain
Narcan STAT
Needing the team lift approach!
CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min
Fire drill
Passing the pills to pay the bills!
Family calling >6 times within 8 hours
Call a BERT!
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
CODE + BERT + RRT
CODE x2 within my shift
Patient called 9-1-1
Have you seen a wheelchair?
Pen MIA
Waiting for meds for >2 hours
Serial caller
Straight outta NIGHT shift!
No PRN available in the Narc cabinet
This friend needs to be rotated
Salty like 0.9% NS
Found my brain in ___________
Got the STAT labs
Got the IV in
There are crawlers in my patient’s head
I forgot why I called you
“made a difference”
Security escort
>400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room
Lost pen
Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off
This is my 3 admit of the day
Working with your favorite HCA
Telemetry leads keep coming off!
Compressions are my cardio!
“I rather get that on IV form”
Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA
Family is very EXTRA
Not appropriate for a double room
Pick up an extra shift
STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order
Hemolyzed specimen
D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix
Have you seen the bladder scanner?
Wake me up for pain meds Q2H
