Telemetry leads keep coming off! Not appropriate for a double room Hemolyzed specimen There are crawlers in my patient’s head Pain 12/10 Serial caller Admission arrived screaming from the ED Working with your favorite HCA Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside Compressions are my cardio! Wake me up for pain meds Q2H Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off Pen MIA This friend needs to be rotated Got the STAT labs Have you seen a wheelchair? Fire drill Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! No PRN available in the Narc cabinet D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix Family calling >6 times within 8 hours Lost my patient This is my 3 admit of the day “made a difference” Found my brain in ___________ Security escort Lost my brain Lost pen Salty like 0.9% NS Pick up an extra shift Call a BERT! The blood samples are MIA Needing the team lift approach! I forgot why I called you A coworker bought you coffee STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath Straight outta NIGHT shift! Narcan STAT 1:1 CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min My admission arrived DURING shift change Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Patient refuses to go home/discharge Passing the pills to pay the bills! Patient called 9-1-1 Have you seen the bladder scanner? Family is very EXTRA Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room “I rather get that on IV form” Waiting for meds for >2 hours Got the IV in CODE + BERT + RRT CODE x2 within my shift Telemetry leads keep coming off! Not appropriate for a double room Hemolyzed specimen There are crawlers in my patient’s head Pain 12/10 Serial caller Admission arrived screaming from the ED Working with your favorite HCA Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside Compressions are my cardio! Wake me up for pain meds Q2H Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off Pen MIA This friend needs to be rotated Got the STAT labs Have you seen a wheelchair? Fire drill Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! No PRN available in the Narc cabinet D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix Family calling >6 times within 8 hours Lost my patient This is my 3 admit of the day “made a difference” Found my brain in ___________ Security escort Lost my brain Lost pen Salty like 0.9% NS Pick up an extra shift Call a BERT! The blood samples are MIA Needing the team lift approach! I forgot why I called you A coworker bought you coffee STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath Straight outta NIGHT shift! Narcan STAT 1:1 CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min My admission arrived DURING shift change Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Patient refuses to go home/discharge Passing the pills to pay the bills! Patient called 9-1-1 Have you seen the bladder scanner? Family is very EXTRA Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room “I rather get that on IV form” Waiting for meds for >2 hours Got the IV in CODE + BERT + RRT CODE x2 within my shift
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Telemetry leads keep coming off!
Not appropriate for a double room
Hemolyzed specimen
There are crawlers in my patient’s head
Pain 12/10
Serial caller
Admission arrived screaming from the ED
Working with your favorite HCA
Rowdy and uncompliant left AMA
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
Can you bring down the pt to X-ray, Yes the one that was ordered for bedside
Compressions are my cardio!
Wake me up for pain meds Q2H
Arrythmia? NO, leads fell off
Pen MIA
This friend needs to be rotated
Got the STAT labs
Have you seen a wheelchair?
Fire drill
Discharge to SNF was easy peasy!
No PRN available in the Narc cabinet
D/C foley and push 60 mg of Lasix
Family calling >6 times within 8 hours
Lost my patient
This is my 3 admit of the day
“made a difference”
Found my brain in ___________
Security escort
Lost my brain
Lost pen
Salty like 0.9% NS
Pick up an extra shift
Call a BERT!
The blood samples are MIA
Needing the team lift approach!
I forgot why I called you
A coworker bought you coffee
STAT labs ordered for 3 hours from order
>400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room
Declining a NECESSARY shower/bath
Straight outta NIGHT shift!
Narcan STAT
1:1
CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min
My admission arrived DURING shift change
Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift
Patient refuses to go home/discharge
Passing the pills to pay the bills!
Patient called 9-1-1
Have you seen the bladder scanner?
Family is very EXTRA
Glove boxes empty inside the COVID room
“I rather get that on IV form”
Waiting for meds for >2 hours
Got the IV in
CODE + BERT + RRT
CODE x2 within my shift
