restart yourmachinebecausechime "isn'tworking"your ticketis blockedby legalwork onanythingrelated toSalesforceapplicationsMake 6+revisionsfor yourCRyourchangeset failsvalidationcopied andpasted codefrom stackoverflow isCR approvedyou getpagedafterhoursabortanMCMyourconnectionsquestionseems a bittoo specificCreate 3+COEs inone weekattend 6+hours ofmeetingsin one dayHave 5+reviews ofyourdesign docyour codebreaksyouSolve aproblemthat youcreatedSpend 2+ hourson a problemthat turns out tobe one line ofcodeforget toreset yourpasswordbefore itexpiresyour device isdeemednoncompliantrollbackproductionyou getsev2'd forfileuploadserviceyou getpaged ontheweekendyour CRreceives6+ nitsyou push achangethat breaksa pipelineyour crchangecausessev2someonerevokes anapprovalon your crrun into an issuewhile testingyour changeAFTERdeploying toproductionrestart yourmachinebecausechime "isn'tworking"your ticketis blockedby legalwork onanythingrelated toSalesforceapplicationsMake 6+revisionsfor yourCRyourchangeset failsvalidationcopied andpasted codefrom stackoverflow isCR approvedyou getpagedafterhoursabortanMCMyourconnectionsquestionseems a bittoo specificCreate 3+COEs inone weekattend 6+hours ofmeetingsin one dayHave 5+reviews ofyourdesign docyour codebreaksyouSolve aproblemthat youcreatedSpend 2+ hourson a problemthat turns out tobe one line ofcodeforget toreset yourpasswordbefore itexpiresyour device isdeemednoncompliantrollbackproductionyou getsev2'd forfileuploadserviceyou getpaged ontheweekendyour CRreceives6+ nitsyou push achangethat breaksa pipelineyour crchangecausessev2someonerevokes anapprovalon your crrun into an issuewhile testingyour changeAFTERdeploying toproduction

Anti-Developer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. restart your machine because chime "isn't working"
  2. your ticket is blocked by legal
  3. work on anything related to Salesforce applications
  4. Make 6+ revisions for your CR
  5. your change set fails validation
  6. copied and pasted code from stack overflow is CR approved
  7. you get paged after hours
  8. abort an MCM
  9. your connections question seems a bit too specific
  10. Create 3+ COEs in one week
  11. attend 6+ hours of meetings in one day
  12. Have 5+ reviews of your design doc
  13. your code breaks you
  14. Solve a problem that you created
  15. Spend 2+ hours on a problem that turns out to be one line of code
  16. forget to reset your password before it expires
  17. your device is deemed noncompliant
  18. rollback production
  19. you get sev2'd for fileupload service
  20. you get paged on the weekend
  21. your CR receives 6+ nits
  22. you push a change that breaks a pipeline
  23. your cr change causes sev2
  24. someone revokes an approval on your cr
  25. run into an issue while testing your change AFTER deploying to production