"I ran 5uselesscommands,but it didn'thelp"Gets error. Doesn'tGoogle it or try tofix it. Waits forstep-by-stepinstructions theywon't follow."I can't login to_________"Asks samequestionevery day fora month"it says'waiting for Xto be ready.......................................'""there is anerror" (butdoesn'tprovide errormessage)Noapigatewayroute toapp/service"It's blank"(doesn'tsay what)sendsscreenshotwith noexplanationDidn't deployafterrebuildingapp/serviceThem: "I did X"You: "Do Y"Them: "X didn'tworkYou: "Do Y"Them: <crickets>"I'm restarting thestack because Ichangedsomethingunrelated toanything"Asks forhelp anddisappearsfor 5 hoursAnswerstroubleshootingquestion withunrelatedinformationOverridingnextgen-stackvariables withinvalid ones"I was onthe wrongbranch""I can't getto thedashboard""I'm goingto dockerpruneagain"Doesn't giveDockerenoughRAM/CPUCan't pullimagebecause itdoesn't existDoesn'tpopulate DB.Asks why DBis empty.Sends logsfor podBwhen askedfor podADockerhasn't beenupdated in ayearHasn't pulledlatest stackin 3 months"I ran 5uselesscommands,but it didn'thelp"Gets error. Doesn'tGoogle it or try tofix it. Waits forstep-by-stepinstructions theywon't follow."I can't login to_________"Asks samequestionevery day fora month"it says'waiting for Xto be ready.......................................'""there is anerror" (butdoesn'tprovide errormessage)Noapigatewayroute toapp/service"It's blank"(doesn'tsay what)sendsscreenshotwith noexplanationDidn't deployafterrebuildingapp/serviceThem: "I did X"You: "Do Y"Them: "X didn'tworkYou: "Do Y"Them: <crickets>"I'm restarting thestack because Ichangedsomethingunrelated toanything"Asks forhelp anddisappearsfor 5 hoursAnswerstroubleshootingquestion withunrelatedinformationOverridingnextgen-stackvariables withinvalid ones"I was onthe wrongbranch""I can't getto thedashboard""I'm goingto dockerpruneagain"Doesn't giveDockerenoughRAM/CPUCan't pullimagebecause itdoesn't existDoesn'tpopulate DB.Asks why DBis empty.Sends logsfor podBwhen askedfor podADockerhasn't beenupdated in ayearHasn't pulledlatest stackin 3 months

my environment isn't working - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I ran 5 useless commands, but it didn't help"
  2. Gets error. Doesn't Google it or try to fix it. Waits for step-by-step instructions they won't follow.
  3. "I can't log in to _________"
  4. Asks same question every day for a month
  5. "it says 'waiting for X to be ready ..................... ..................'"
  6. "there is an error" (but doesn't provide error message)
  7. No apigateway route to app/service
  8. "It's blank" (doesn't say what)
  9. sends screenshot with no explanation
  10. Didn't deploy after rebuilding app/service
  11. Them: "I did X" You: "Do Y" Them: "X didn't work You: "Do Y" Them: <crickets>
  12. "I'm restarting the stack because I changed something unrelated to anything"
  13. Asks for help and disappears for 5 hours
  14. Answers troubleshooting question with unrelated information
  15. Overriding nextgen-stack variables with invalid ones
  16. "I was on the wrong branch"
  17. "I can't get to the dashboard"
  18. "I'm going to docker prune again"
  19. Doesn't give Docker enough RAM/CPU
  20. Can't pull image because it doesn't exist
  21. Doesn't populate DB. Asks why DB is empty.
  22. Sends logs for podB when asked for podA
  23. Docker hasn't been updated in a year
  24. Hasn't pulled latest stack in 3 months