“...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!” A coworker bought me coffee If you were a bladder scan, where will you be? Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix Salty like 0.9% NS Family updated Walked patient in the hall We dual sign that CADD at shift change Not appropiate for a double room “I slept <4 hours” CODE+BERT+RRT in one day Admission arrived during shift change Admission rolling in screaming! This friend needs to be rotated CHG bath Transfer orders, IN Narcan STAT “Can you bring patient to X- ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.” Vaccinated Needing a team lift approach! Lost my patient! Forgot my badge at home! Declining necessary shower/bed bath Found my brain in the __________ Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! Weaned oxygen OFF I forgot to punch IN/OUT STAT labs ordered for tomorrow Got patient in the chair Picked up an extra shift Got the STAT labs Called pharm for missing meds Tracked down a wheelchair Arrythmia? NO, leads need care! RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics Gloves boxes inside COVID room Started an IV access CODE x2 in one shift Medicated for pain Have you seen a wheelchair? Hemolyzed specimen >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Please, put your mask on This is my 3 admit of the day My patient is on 1:1 Patient refuses to go home/discharge Made food for my patient “Can you take another transfer?” CODE Fire drill Searched for missing property CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min “Pain rated 12/10” Drama- llama alert TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL Lost my pen! Would you like to stay for a double? Security escort requested “Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H” BERT Frequent flyer Rowdy and aggressive left AMA D/C the foley RRT Serial Caller Lost my BRAIN Working with your favorite HCA Compressions are my cardio! Hotel CaRefornia Placed WOCC consult Mystery body fluid on my scrubs “I rather get that on IV form” Passing the pills to pay the bills! Telemetry leads keep coming off!!! Filed an incident report Waited for meds > 2 hours Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift AMS patient calling 9- 1-1 on us “sorry, you have a fluid restriction” Tube station is down! I used the sharps transportation container! Batteries/leads replaced Made a difference for my patient Called MD for orders “...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!” A coworker bought me coffee If you were a bladder scan, where will you be? Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix Salty like 0.9% NS Family updated Walked patient in the hall We dual sign that CADD at shift change Not appropiate for a double room “I slept <4 hours” CODE+BERT+RRT in one day Admission arrived during shift change Admission rolling in screaming! This friend needs to be rotated CHG bath Transfer orders, IN Narcan STAT “Can you bring patient to X- ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.” Vaccinated Needing a team lift approach! Lost my patient! Forgot my badge at home! Declining necessary shower/bed bath Found my brain in the __________ Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! Weaned oxygen OFF I forgot to punch IN/OUT STAT labs ordered for tomorrow Got patient in the chair Picked up an extra shift Got the STAT labs Called pharm for missing meds Tracked down a wheelchair Arrythmia? NO, leads need care! RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics Gloves boxes inside COVID room Started an IV access CODE x2 in one shift Medicated for pain Have you seen a wheelchair? Hemolyzed specimen >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Please, put your mask on This is my 3 admit of the day My patient is on 1:1 Patient refuses to go home/discharge Made food for my patient “Can you take another transfer?” CODE Fire drill Searched for missing property CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min “Pain rated 12/10” Drama- llama alert TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL Lost my pen! Would you like to stay for a double? Security escort requested “Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H” BERT Frequent flyer Rowdy and aggressive left AMA D/C the foley RRT Serial Caller Lost my BRAIN Working with your favorite HCA Compressions are my cardio! Hotel CaRefornia Placed WOCC consult Mystery body fluid on my scrubs “I rather get that on IV form” Passing the pills to pay the bills! Telemetry leads keep coming off!!! Filed an incident report Waited for meds > 2 hours Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift AMS patient calling 9- 1-1 on us “sorry, you have a fluid restriction” Tube station is down! I used the sharps transportation container! Batteries/leads replaced Made a difference for my patient Called MD for orders
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“...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!”
A coworker bought me coffee
If you were a bladder scan, where will you be?
Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix
Salty like 0.9% NS
Family updated
Walked patient in the hall
We dual sign that CADD at shift change
Not appropiate for a double room
“I slept <4 hours”
CODE+BERT+RRT in one day
Admission arrived during shift change
Admission rolling in screaming!
This friend needs to be rotated
CHG bath
Transfer orders, IN
Narcan STAT
“Can you bring patient to X-ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.”
Vaccinated
Needing a team lift approach!
Lost my patient!
Forgot my badge at home!
Declining necessary shower/bed bath
Found my brain in the __________
Discharge to SNF was easy peasy!
Weaned oxygen OFF
I forgot to punch IN/OUT
STAT labs ordered for tomorrow
Got patient in the chair
Picked up an extra shift
Got the STAT labs
Called pharm for missing meds
Tracked down a wheelchair
Arrythmia? NO, leads need care!
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
Gloves boxes inside COVID room
Started an IV access
CODE x2 in one shift
Medicated for pain
Have you seen a wheelchair?
Hemolyzed specimen
>400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room
Please, put your mask on
This is my 3 admit of the day
My patient is on 1:1
Patient refuses to go home/discharge
Made food for my patient
“Can you take another transfer?”
CODE
Fire drill
Searched for missing property
CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min
“Pain rated 12/10”
Drama-llama alert
TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL
Lost my pen!
Would you like to stay for a double?
Security escort requested
“Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H”
BERT
Frequent flyer
Rowdy and aggressive left AMA
D/C the foley
RRT
Serial Caller
Lost my BRAIN
Working with your favorite HCA
Compressions are my cardio!
Hotel CaRefornia
Placed WOCC consult
Mystery body fluid on my scrubs
“I rather get that on IV form”
Passing the pills to pay the bills!
Telemetry leads keep coming off!!!
Filed an incident report
Waited for meds > 2 hours
Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift
AMS patient calling 9-1-1 on us
“sorry, you have a fluid restriction”
Tube station is down!
I used the sharps transportation container!
Batteries/leads replaced
Made a difference for my patient
Called MD for orders
