Weaned oxygen OFF D/C the foley Admission rolling in screaming! Passing the pills to pay the bills! Picked up an extra shift “Can you bring patient to X- ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.” CODE Would you like to stay for a double? Please, put your mask on CHG bath Started an IV access Working with your favorite HCA Arrythmia? NO, leads need care! Gloves boxes inside COVID room We dual sign that CADD at shift change Medicated for pain CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min CODE+BERT+RRT in one day Patient refuses to go home/discharge Tube station is down! Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Drama- llama alert Made food for my patient If you were a bladder scan, where will you be? “Pain rated 12/10” I used the sharps transportation container! “...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!” Needing a team lift approach! Rowdy and aggressive left AMA >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix Security escort requested CODE x2 in one shift I forgot to punch IN/OUT Frequent flyer Made a difference for my patient Walked patient in the hall “Can you take another transfer?” Hotel CaRefornia This is my 3 admit of the day “Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H” Called pharm for missing meds Tracked down a wheelchair My patient is on 1:1 Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! “I slept <4 hours” Compressions are my cardio! Forgot my badge at home! Called MD for orders RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL Lost my patient! Telemetry leads keep coming off!!! Found my brain in the __________ Serial Caller AMS patient calling 9- 1-1 on us Got the STAT labs Lost my BRAIN STAT labs ordered for tomorrow Hemolyzed specimen Not appropiate for a double room Vaccinated RRT Mystery body fluid on my scrubs Batteries/leads replaced “I rather get that on IV form” Waited for meds > 2 hours This friend needs to be rotated Declining necessary shower/bed bath Admission arrived during shift change Salty like 0.9% NS Got patient in the chair Narcan STAT Transfer orders, IN Searched for missing property Placed WOCC consult “sorry, you have a fluid restriction” Fire drill Family updated A coworker bought me coffee Lost my pen! BERT Have you seen a wheelchair? Filed an incident report Weaned oxygen OFF D/C the foley Admission rolling in screaming! Passing the pills to pay the bills! Picked up an extra shift “Can you bring patient to X- ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.” CODE Would you like to stay for a double? Please, put your mask on CHG bath Started an IV access Working with your favorite HCA Arrythmia? NO, leads need care! Gloves boxes inside COVID room We dual sign that CADD at shift change Medicated for pain CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min CODE+BERT+RRT in one day Patient refuses to go home/discharge Tube station is down! Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift Drama- llama alert Made food for my patient If you were a bladder scan, where will you be? “Pain rated 12/10” I used the sharps transportation container! “...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!” Needing a team lift approach! Rowdy and aggressive left AMA >400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix Security escort requested CODE x2 in one shift I forgot to punch IN/OUT Frequent flyer Made a difference for my patient Walked patient in the hall “Can you take another transfer?” Hotel CaRefornia This is my 3 admit of the day “Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H” Called pharm for missing meds Tracked down a wheelchair My patient is on 1:1 Discharge to SNF was easy peasy! “I slept <4 hours” Compressions are my cardio! Forgot my badge at home! Called MD for orders RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL Lost my patient! Telemetry leads keep coming off!!! Found my brain in the __________ Serial Caller AMS patient calling 9- 1-1 on us Got the STAT labs Lost my BRAIN STAT labs ordered for tomorrow Hemolyzed specimen Not appropiate for a double room Vaccinated RRT Mystery body fluid on my scrubs Batteries/leads replaced “I rather get that on IV form” Waited for meds > 2 hours This friend needs to be rotated Declining necessary shower/bed bath Admission arrived during shift change Salty like 0.9% NS Got patient in the chair Narcan STAT Transfer orders, IN Searched for missing property Placed WOCC consult “sorry, you have a fluid restriction” Fire drill Family updated A coworker bought me coffee Lost my pen! BERT Have you seen a wheelchair? Filed an incident report
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Weaned oxygen OFF
D/C the foley
Admission rolling in screaming!
Passing the pills to pay the bills!
Picked up an extra shift
“Can you bring patient to X-ray? Yes, the one that was ordered for bedside.”
CODE
Would you like to stay for a double?
Please, put your mask on
CHG bath
Started an IV access
Working with your favorite HCA
Arrythmia? NO, leads need care!
Gloves boxes inside COVID room
We dual sign that CADD at shift change
Medicated for pain
CHF exacerbation asking for fluids Q15 min
CODE+BERT+RRT in one day
Patient refuses to go home/discharge
Tube station is down!
Busted ostomy at the beginning of the shift
Drama-llama alert
Made food for my patient
If you were a bladder scan, where will you be?
“Pain rated 12/10”
I used the sharps transportation container!
“...that med they gave me in the ED, starts with a D!”
Needing a team lift approach!
Rowdy and aggressive left AMA
>400 lbs of responsibilities in a single room
Order: D/C foley & PUSH 80 mg Lasix
Security escort requested
CODE x2 in one shift
I forgot to punch IN/OUT
Frequent flyer
Made a difference for my patient
Walked patient in the hall
“Can you take another transfer?”
Hotel CaRefornia
This is my 3 admit of the day
“Wake me up for PRN pain meds Q2H”
Called pharm for missing meds
Tracked down a wheelchair
My patient is on 1:1
Discharge to SNF was easy peasy!
“I slept <4 hours”
Compressions are my cardio!
Forgot my badge at home!
Called MD for orders
RN does not stand for Refreshments and Narcotics
TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL
Lost my patient!
Telemetry leads keep coming off!!!
Found my brain in the __________
Serial Caller
AMS patient calling 9-1-1 on us
Got the STAT labs
Lost my BRAIN
STAT labs ordered for tomorrow
Hemolyzed specimen
Not appropiate for a double room
Vaccinated
RRT
Mystery body fluid on my scrubs
Batteries/leads replaced
“I rather get that on IV form”
Waited for meds > 2 hours
This friend needs to be rotated
Declining necessary shower/bed bath
Admission arrived during shift change
Salty like 0.9% NS
Got patient in the chair
Narcan STAT
Transfer orders, IN
Searched for missing property
Placed WOCC consult
“sorry, you have a fluid restriction”
Fire drill
Family updated
A coworker bought me coffee
Lost my pen!
BERT
Have you seen a wheelchair?
Filed an incident report
