You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou have"wisdomhighlights"You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You knowwhat aFloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou have"wisdomhighlights"You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You knowwhat aFloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytrip

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  2. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  3. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  4. You used a typewriter at school
  5. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  6. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  7. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  8. You have "wisdom highlights"
  9. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  10. You know what a Floppy disc is
  11. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  12. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  13. Your back goes out more often than you do
  14. Free!
  15. The candles cost more than the cake
  16. Bending over is a one-way trip