You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveBendingover is aone-waytripThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou have"wisdomhighlights"You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineFree!You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveBendingover is aone-waytripThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou have"wisdomhighlights"You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineFree!You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some more

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  2. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  3. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  4. Bending over is a one-way trip
  5. The candles cost more than the cake
  6. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  7. You have "wisdom highlights"
  8. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  9. Free!
  10. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  11. You know what a Floppy disc is
  12. You used a typewriter at school
  13. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  14. Your back goes out more often than you do
  15. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  16. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more