Bendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!Your wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Bendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!Your wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bending over is a one-way trip
  2. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  3. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  4. You have "wisdom highlights"
  5. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  6. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  7. You know what a Floppy disc is
  8. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  9. The candles cost more than the cake
  10. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  11. Free!
  12. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  13. Your back goes out more often than you do
  14. You used a typewriter at school
  15. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  16. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.