You usedatypewriterat schoolYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseFree!You usedatypewriterat schoolYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseFree!

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You used a typewriter at school
  2. You know what a Floppy disc is
  3. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  4. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  5. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  6. Your back goes out more often than you do
  7. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  8. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  9. You have "wisdom highlights"
  10. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  12. The candles cost more than the cake
  13. Bending over is a one-way trip
  14. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  15. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  16. Free!