You're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doBendingover is aone-waytripYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou have"wisdomhighlights"The candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doBendingover is aone-waytripYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou have"wisdomhighlights"The candlescost morethan thecake

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  2. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  3. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  4. Free!
  5. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  6. Your back goes out more often than you do
  7. Bending over is a one-way trip
  8. You used a typewriter at school
  9. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  10. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  11. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  12. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  13. You know what a Floppy disc is
  14. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  15. You have "wisdom highlights"
  16. The candles cost more than the cake