Bendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressive

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Bending over is a one-way trip
  2. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  3. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  4. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  5. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  6. Your back goes out more often than you do
  7. You have "wisdom highlights"
  8. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  9. Free!
  10. The candles cost more than the cake
  11. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  12. You know what a Floppy disc is
  13. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  14. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  15. You used a typewriter at school
  16. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive