Your wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some more

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  2. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  3. Your back goes out more often than you do
  4. You have "wisdom highlights"
  5. Bending over is a one-way trip
  6. Free!
  7. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  8. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  9. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  10. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  11. You know what a Floppy disc is
  12. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  13. The candles cost more than the cake
  14. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  15. You used a typewriter at school
  16. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more