You're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreFree!You have"wisdomhighlights"The candlescost morethan thecakeYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Bendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreFree!You have"wisdomhighlights"The candlescost morethan thecakeYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Bendingover is aone-waytrip

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  2. Free!
  3. You have "wisdom highlights"
  4. The candles cost more than the cake
  5. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  6. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  7. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  8. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  9. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  10. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  11. You know what a Floppy disc is
  12. Your back goes out more often than you do
  13. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  14. You used a typewriter at school
  15. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  16. Bending over is a one-way trip