Your wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isBendingover is aone-waytripYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Your wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isBendingover is aone-waytripYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  2. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  3. The candles cost more than the cake
  4. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  5. You used a typewriter at school
  6. Your back goes out more often than you do
  7. Free!
  8. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  9. You know what a Floppy disc is
  10. Bending over is a one-way trip
  11. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  12. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  13. You have "wisdom highlights"
  14. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  15. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  16. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.