You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Free!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Free!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou usedatypewriterat school

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You know what a Floppy disc is
  2. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  3. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  4. Bending over is a one-way trip
  5. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  6. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  7. Free!
  8. Your back goes out more often than you do
  9. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  10. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  11. The candles cost more than the cake
  12. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  13. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  14. You have "wisdom highlights"
  15. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  16. You used a typewriter at school