Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You have"wisdomhighlights"You're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseBendingover is aone-waytripFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You have"wisdomhighlights"You're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseBendingover is aone-waytripFree!You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachine

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your back goes out more often than you do
  2. The candles cost more than the cake
  3. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  4. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  5. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  6. You have "wisdom highlights"
  7. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  8. You used a typewriter at school
  9. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  10. You know what a Floppy disc is
  11. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  12. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  13. Bending over is a one-way trip
  14. Free!
  15. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  16. You installed a solar panel for a love machine