The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doFree!You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You usedatypewriterat schoolYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachine

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  2. The candles cost more than the cake
  3. Your back goes out more often than you do
  4. Free!
  5. You know what a Floppy disc is
  6. You have "wisdom highlights"
  7. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  8. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  9. Bending over is a one-way trip
  10. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  12. You used a typewriter at school
  13. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  14. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  15. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  16. You installed a solar panel for a love machine