You usedatypewriterat schoolYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterFree!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressive

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You used a typewriter at school
  2. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  3. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  4. Your back goes out more often than you do
  5. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  6. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  7. You know what a Floppy disc is
  8. Bending over is a one-way trip
  9. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  10. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  11. You have "wisdom highlights"
  12. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  13. Free!
  14. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  15. The candles cost more than the cake
  16. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive