You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou have"wisdomhighlights"You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some more

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  2. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  3. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  4. You have "wisdom highlights"
  5. You know what a Floppy disc is
  6. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  7. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  8. Bending over is a one-way trip
  9. Free!
  10. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  11. The candles cost more than the cake
  12. You used a typewriter at school
  13. Your back goes out more often than you do
  14. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  15. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  16. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more