You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour house

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  2. You have "wisdom highlights"
  3. Bending over is a one-way trip
  4. Your back goes out more often than you do
  5. The candles cost more than the cake
  6. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  7. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  8. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  9. You used a typewriter at school
  10. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  11. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  12. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  13. Free!
  14. You know what a Floppy disc is
  15. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  16. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house