The police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou usedatypewriterat schoolFree!You have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthen slow downYou used to sneakout of your houseto go to parties -now you sneak outof parties to go toyour houseYour wrinklecollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou haveeverythingyou had at20 - it's just alittle lowerYou're old enoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou knowwhat aFloppydisc isYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not speed.You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou usedatypewriterat schoolFree!You have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytrip

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The police ask you to speed up more often then slow down
  2. You used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  3. Your wrinkle collection is starting to look impressive
  4. The candles cost more than the cake
  5. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  6. You have everything you had at 20 - it's just a little lower
  7. You're old enough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  8. Your back goes out more often than you do
  9. You know what a Floppy disc is
  10. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not speed.
  12. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  13. You used a typewriter at school
  14. Free!
  15. You have "wisdom highlights"
  16. Bending over is a one-way trip