You haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou have"wisdomhighlights"Free!You knowwhat afloppydisc isYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou have"wisdomhighlights"Free!You knowwhat afloppydisc is

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  2. Bending over is a one-way trip
  3. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  4. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  5. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  6. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  7. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  8. Your back goes out more often than you do
  9. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  10. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  11. The candles cost more than the cake
  12. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  13. You used a typewriter at school
  14. You have "wisdom highlights"
  15. Free!
  16. You know what a floppy disc is