Your wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineFree!You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineFree!You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you do

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  2. You know what a floppy disc is
  3. You have "wisdom highlights"
  4. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  5. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  6. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  7. Free!
  8. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  9. Bending over is a one-way trip
  10. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  12. The candles cost more than the cake
  13. You used a typewriter at school
  14. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  15. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  16. Your back goes out more often than you do