TYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee better

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  2. You know what a floppy disc is
  3. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  4. You used a typewriter at school
  5. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  6. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  7. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  8. Free!
  9. Your back goes out more often than you do
  10. The candles cost more than the cake
  11. You have "wisdom highlights"
  12. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  13. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  14. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  15. Bending over is a one-way trip
  16. You turn down the volume in the car to see better