You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytrip

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  2. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  3. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  4. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  5. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  6. Free!
  7. The candles cost more than the cake
  8. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  9. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  10. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  11. You used a typewriter at school
  12. You know what a floppy disc is
  13. Your back goes out more often than you do
  14. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  15. You have "wisdom highlights"
  16. Bending over is a one-way trip