You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterBendingover is aone-waytripYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerFree!You knowwhat afloppydisc isYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterBendingover is aone-waytripYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerFree!You knowwhat afloppydisc is

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  2. You have "wisdom highlights"
  3. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  4. Your back goes out more often than you do
  5. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  6. Bending over is a one-way trip
  7. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  8. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  9. You used a typewriter at school
  10. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  11. The candles cost more than the cake
  12. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  13. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  14. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  15. Free!
  16. You know what a floppy disc is