You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downFree!You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolBendingover is aone-waytripYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downFree!You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolBendingover is aone-waytripYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelower

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  2. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  3. Free!
  4. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  5. You used a typewriter at school
  6. Bending over is a one-way trip
  7. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  8. Your back goes out more often than you do
  9. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  10. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  11. The candles cost more than the cake
  12. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  13. You know what a floppy disc is
  14. You have "wisdom highlights"
  15. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  16. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower