You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreThe candlescost morethan thecakeTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerBendingover is aone-waytripYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreThe candlescost morethan thecakeTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerBendingover is aone-waytripYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou knowwhat afloppydisc is

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  2. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  3. The candles cost more than the cake
  4. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  5. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  6. You used a typewriter at school
  7. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  8. You have "wisdom highlights"
  9. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  10. Free!
  11. Your back goes out more often than you do
  12. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  13. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  14. Bending over is a one-way trip
  15. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  16. You know what a floppy disc is