You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"Bendingover is aone-waytripFree!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some more

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  2. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  3. You used a typewriter at school
  4. The candles cost more than the cake
  5. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  6. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  7. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  8. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  9. You have "wisdom highlights"
  10. Bending over is a one-way trip
  11. Free!
  12. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  13. Your back goes out more often than you do
  14. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  15. You know what a floppy disc is
  16. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more