The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downBendingover is aone-waytripYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!TYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou have"wisdomhighlights"You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downBendingover is aone-waytripYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!TYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou have"wisdomhighlights"You realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speed

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  2. Bending over is a one-way trip
  3. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  4. Your back goes out more often than you do
  5. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  6. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  7. Free!
  8. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  9. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  10. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  11. You know what a floppy disc is
  12. The candles cost more than the cake
  13. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  14. You used a typewriter at school
  15. You have "wisdom highlights"
  16. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed