Your wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseFree!You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downBendingover is aone-waytripYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou have"wisdomhighlights"You haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseFree!You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downBendingover is aone-waytrip

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  2. You have "wisdom highlights"
  3. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  4. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  5. You know what a floppy disc is
  6. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  7. Your back goes out more often than you do
  8. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  9. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  10. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  11. Free!
  12. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  13. The candles cost more than the cake
  14. You used a typewriter at school
  15. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  16. Bending over is a one-way trip