Free!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineBendingover is aone-waytripTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou usedatypewriterat schoolFree!You installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineBendingover is aone-waytripTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"You finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou usedatypewriterat school

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Free!
  2. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  3. Bending over is a one-way trip
  4. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  5. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  6. The candles cost more than the cake
  7. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  8. You have "wisdom highlights"
  9. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  10. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  11. Your back goes out more often than you do
  12. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  13. You know what a floppy disc is
  14. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  15. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  16. You used a typewriter at school