You knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedFree!The candlescost morethan thecakeYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou have"wisdomhighlights"You usedatypewriterat schoolThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doBendingover is aone-waytripYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedFree!The candlescost morethan thecake

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You know what a floppy disc is
  2. You have "wisdom highlights"
  3. You used a typewriter at school
  4. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  5. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  6. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  7. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  8. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  9. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  10. Your back goes out more often than you do
  11. Bending over is a one-way trip
  12. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  13. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  14. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  15. Free!
  16. The candles cost more than the cake