You have"wisdomhighlights"TYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYou have"wisdomhighlights"TYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You turndown thevolume inthe car tosee better

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have "wisdom highlights"
  2. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  3. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  4. You used a typewriter at school
  5. Your back goes out more often than you do
  6. The candles cost more than the cake
  7. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  8. Bending over is a one-way trip
  9. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  10. You know what a floppy disc is
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  12. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  13. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  14. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  15. Free!
  16. You turn down the volume in the car to see better