Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineBendingover is aone-waytripYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You knowwhat afloppydisc isYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineBendingover is aone-waytripYou usedatypewriterat schoolYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasFree!You knowwhat afloppydisc isYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseThe candlescost morethan thecakeYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee better

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your back goes out more often than you do
  2. You have "wisdom highlights"
  3. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  4. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  5. Bending over is a one-way trip
  6. You used a typewriter at school
  7. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  8. Free!
  9. You know what a floppy disc is
  10. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  11. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  12. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  13. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  14. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  15. The candles cost more than the cake
  16. You turn down the volume in the car to see better