You have"wisdomhighlights"You usedatypewriterat schoolYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeFree!The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterBendingover is aone-waytripYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou have"wisdomhighlights"You usedatypewriterat schoolYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou knowwhat afloppydisc isTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveThe candlescost morethan thecakeFree!The police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterBendingover is aone-waytripYour backgoes outmore oftenthan you do

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
  1. You have "wisdom highlights"
  2. You used a typewriter at school
  3. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  4. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  5. You know what a floppy disc is
  6. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house
  7. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  8. The candles cost more than the cake
  9. Free!
  10. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  11. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  12. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  13. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  14. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  15. Bending over is a one-way trip
  16. Your back goes out more often than you do