You have"wisdomhighlights"You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour houseYou have"wisdomhighlights"You're old anoughto recognize yourpast mistakes andyoung enough tomake some moreYou usedatypewriterat schoolYour wrinklycollection isstarting tolookimpressiveFree!Your backgoes outmore oftenthan you doYou knowwhat afloppydisc isYou installeda solar panelfor a lovemachineYou realiseyou're builtfor comfort,not for speedThe police askyou to speedup more oftenthan slow downYou turndown thevolume inthe car tosee betterThe candlescost morethan thecakeBendingover is aone-waytripYou haveeverything youhad in your 20s- it's just a littlelowerYou finally getyour headtogether butyour body hasother ideasTYou used tosneak out of yourhouse to go toparties - now yousneak out ofparties to go toyour house

You might be 40 if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have "wisdom highlights"
  2. You're old anough to recognize your past mistakes and young enough to make some more
  3. You used a typewriter at school
  4. Your wrinkly collection is starting to look impressive
  5. Free!
  6. Your back goes out more often than you do
  7. You know what a floppy disc is
  8. You installed a solar panel for a love machine
  9. You realise you're built for comfort, not for speed
  10. The police ask you to speed up more often than slow down
  11. You turn down the volume in the car to see better
  12. The candles cost more than the cake
  13. Bending over is a one-way trip
  14. You have everything you had in your 20s - it's just a little lower
  15. You finally get your head together but your body has other ideas
  16. TYou used to sneak out of your house to go to parties - now you sneak out of parties to go to your house