“BoredBeaman”4am randomdiagnosticsHospitalizeda pet thatdoesn’tneed itGracelaughsawkwardlyHospitalizeda pet withless than4hrs to goTreatmentsfall behindBeaman tellsus to “slow itdown” afterrefusing toclose all nightSierraordersDoordashA dog hasdiarrhea thateveryonepretends tonot seeMorningshiftperson islateWe ask toclose butdon’tcloseAshleygetsspicySierratexts Billabout thebsAnimalsget pickedup lateCaitlintexts Billabout thebsSomeonechews theircatheter outafterplacementTalked anowner outof aeuthanasiaAshleywantsTofuHouseCaitlinsays she’sover itPatientcodesSomeoneforgets tolog drugsOCACbrings ananimalwithoutaskingOver$2000estimatefor v/dOut of amedicationwe needSomeonecalled out“BoredBeaman”4am randomdiagnosticsHospitalizeda pet thatdoesn’tneed itGracelaughsawkwardlyHospitalizeda pet withless than4hrs to goTreatmentsfall behindBeaman tellsus to “slow itdown” afterrefusing toclose all nightSierraordersDoordashA dog hasdiarrhea thateveryonepretends tonot seeMorningshiftperson islateWe ask toclose butdon’tcloseAshleygetsspicySierratexts Billabout thebsAnimalsget pickedup lateCaitlintexts Billabout thebsSomeonechews theircatheter outafterplacementTalked anowner outof aeuthanasiaAshleywantsTofuHouseCaitlinsays she’sover itPatientcodesSomeoneforgets tolog drugsOCACbrings ananimalwithoutaskingOver$2000estimatefor v/dOut of amedicationwe needSomeonecalled out

Bullshit Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Bored Beaman” 4am random diagnostics
  2. Hospitalized a pet that doesn’t need it
  3. Grace laughs awkwardly
  4. Hospitalized a pet with less than 4hrs to go
  5. Treatments fall behind
  6. Beaman tells us to “slow it down” after refusing to close all night
  7. Sierra orders Doordash
  8. A dog has diarrhea that everyone pretends to not see
  9. Morning shift person is late
  10. We ask to close but don’t close
  11. Ashley gets spicy
  12. Sierra texts Bill about the bs
  13. Animals get picked up late
  14. Caitlin texts Bill about the bs
  15. Someone chews their catheter out after placement
  16. Talked an owner out of a euthanasia
  17. Ashley wants Tofu House
  18. Caitlin says she’s over it
  19. Patient codes
  20. Someone forgets to log drugs
  21. OCAC brings an animal without asking
  22. Over $2000 estimate for v/d
  23. Out of a medication we need
  24. Someone called out