Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Developed anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular waySat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Drank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWent tobedbefore8:00pmWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Made a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Developed anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular waySat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Drank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWent tobedbefore8:00pmWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Made a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourself

Pregnant Mom-of-Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  2. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  3. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  4. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  5. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  6. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  7. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  8. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  9. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  10. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  11. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  12. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  13. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  14. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  15. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  16. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  17. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  18. Napped while your toddler napped
  19. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  20. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  21. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  22. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  23. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  24. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself