Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Nappedwhile yourtoddlernappedBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWent tobedbefore8:00pmSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Let your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Nappedwhile yourtoddlernappedBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWent tobedbefore8:00pmSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Let your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointed

Pregnant Mom-of-Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  2. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  3. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  4. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  5. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  6. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  7. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  8. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  9. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  10. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  11. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  12. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  13. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  14. Napped while your toddler napped
  15. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  16. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  17. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  18. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  19. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  20. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  21. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  22. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  23. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  24. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed