Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Woke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWent tobedbefore8:00pmSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Woke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWent tobedbefore8:00pmSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddler

Pregnant Mom-of-Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  2. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  3. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  4. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  5. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  6. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  7. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  8. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  9. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  10. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  11. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  12. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  13. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  14. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  15. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  16. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  17. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  18. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  19. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  20. Napped while your toddler napped
  21. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  22. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  23. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  24. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler