Wondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Looked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWent tobedbefore8:00pmRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Looked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWent tobedbefore8:00pmRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleep

Pregnant Mom-of-Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  2. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  3. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  4. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  5. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  6. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  7. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  8. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  9. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  10. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  11. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  12. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  13. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  14. Napped while your toddler napped
  15. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  16. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  17. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  18. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  19. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  20. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  21. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  22. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  23. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  24. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep