(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Something bad happens to the crabs (funny)
Famous Owens
We get Jessica Telephone again somehow
Something bad happens to us (least funny thing in the history of blaseball)
frasier shmurmgle
We lose someone
Bank Job passes but doesn't work
We get someone's shadow revoked player
We wimdy a blessing that helps us way less than the team who planned for it
Dunlap gets better somehow
Trust Fall makes us worse
the Scrungle
Both of our wills wimdy
We get none of our desired blessings but get better anyway
Someone gets alternated
Another team's wimdy makes us better
DOM
WOM
Our batting doesn't get any better
suffering
We get >2 blessings
Something bad happens (funny)
Someone gets angry at us
We get everything we want and people still complain