Doesn'tknowwhat theAC is"Can yousend methat in anemail""I don'tsee thedocusign"Basicquestionsthat theguide coversUQ'd andwants toknow aftergetting emailOnly callsto getstatusupdates"I've beenwaitingsinceround 1""SBAchangedthe 8week"Applied formultiplebusinesses"LO neversent meemails"when theydidDoesn'tknowwhat PDFisWaitlisted"It sayscompletedalready""Is there away I canmail itinstead""Plaidisn'tsafe""I did banklink already"with emptystep 1"My otherfriendsalready gottheir money"Can't readbasicemails"Are you stilltaking PPPapplications"Wants amandarintranslatorUber/LyftdriverUploadedtaxreturns asJPGsUsed theirphone tologinLogginginto thewrongportal URLDoesn'tknowwhat theAC is"Can yousend methat in anemail""I don'tsee thedocusign"Basicquestionsthat theguide coversUQ'd andwants toknow aftergetting emailOnly callsto getstatusupdates"I've beenwaitingsinceround 1""SBAchangedthe 8week"Applied formultiplebusinesses"LO neversent meemails"when theydidDoesn'tknowwhat PDFisWaitlisted"It sayscompletedalready""Is there away I canmail itinstead""Plaidisn'tsafe""I did banklink already"with emptystep 1"My otherfriendsalready gottheir money"Can't readbasicemails"Are you stilltaking PPPapplications"Wants amandarintranslatorUber/LyftdriverUploadedtaxreturns asJPGsUsed theirphone tologinLogginginto thewrongportal URL

Dumb applicants - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn't know what the AC is
  2. "Can you send me that in an email"
  3. "I don't see the docusign"
  4. Basic questions that the guide covers
  5. UQ'd and wants to know after getting email
  6. Only calls to get status updates
  7. "I've been waiting since round 1"
  8. "SBA changed the 8 week"
  9. Applied for multiple businesses
  10. "LO never sent me emails" when they did
  11. Doesn't know what PDF is
  12. Waitlisted
  13. "It says completed already"
  14. "Is there a way I can mail it instead"
  15. "Plaid isn't safe"
  16. "I did bank link already" with empty step 1
  17. "My other friends already got their money"
  18. Can't read basic emails
  19. "Are you still taking PPP applications"
  20. Wants a mandarin translator
  21. Uber/Lyft driver
  22. Uploaded tax returns as JPGs
  23. Used their phone to login
  24. Logging into the wrong portal URL