Tom Clancy Wii Sports comes back Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced Sushi Striker 2 is announced Dark Souls anything Metal Gear Solid remake Assassin’s Creed anything Another attempt at an Avengers game Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced No Metroid Prime 4 news Ninja Todd Howard gets on stage Super Mario Party 2 is announced More Zelda ports are announced A presenter isn’t wearing pants Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored Skyrim releases on something new VirtualBoy is added to NSO A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on Nintendo releases another “99” game Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Cloud Strife is on my screen A presenter is muted for their entire segment Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about New Wario Game Switch gets a browser Pikmin 5 is announced Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something Valve disappoints most people Any Persona game is ported to PC Fallout 76 makes an appearance Mario Kart 9 is announced Halo Infinite is delayed Cuphead DLC still exists Far Cry 6 is shown Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown Elden Ring is shown Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced Pikmin 4 is shown XCloud comes to Switch Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs Bloodborne 2 is announced Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing N64 added to NSO Bioshock 4 is shown That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back Silksong makes an Appearance anyway Half-Life 3 is shown Just Dance dance number Shovel Knight anything New Silent Hill game Tales of Arise is shown Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda SEGA revives a dead IP A new Rabbids game not related to Mario Some non- EA company gets a license for sports games Forza is shown Starfield is shown GTA 5 shows up again Microsoft/Bethesda Soulja Boy makes an appearance A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced TWEWY Neo is shown Rhythm Heaven anything Kingdom Hearts anything Silent Hill remake Wii Party 3 is announced Crash Bandicoot anything Switch Virtual Console is revamped Upgraded Switch releases 2022 Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is Spy Muppets 2 is announced Splatoon 3 is shown Street Fighter anything Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced Fire Emblem Tellius remakes Skyward Sword remaster is shown Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan Dragon Quest Overture plays Forspoken is shown Mother 3 finally gets localized New 2D Donkey Kong No BotW 2 news Spiderman anything Kojima’s next game is shown Switch gets folders Fable 4 is shown Koizumi snaps Halo Infinite is shown GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off Cuphead 2 is announced Nintendo says they’re “improving online” Square Enix Square Enix wins again Upgraded Switch model is properly announced Unqualified children present something Dragon Age 4 is shown Spore 2 is announced Bayonetta 3 is shown Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported Persona 5 Arena is announced Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown Crash Bandicoot in Smash Alien Hominid Invasion is shown Ubisoft Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing Original new Fire Emblem game shown A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable Microsoft acquires someone Minecraft makes an appearance Someone is hologrammed Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke Master Chief in Smash No Pikmin 4 news Pokémon BDSP release date is announced Minor/Other Publishers Metroid Prime 4 is teased Fortnite 2 is announced Devil May Cry is shown Final Fantasy 14 is shown F-Zero isn’t dead Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC Monster Hunter Rise is shown Fallout 5 is announced Switch Calculator gets DLC Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced Sony shows up anyway for some reason Sonic 2022 is shown Any Persona game is ported to Switch FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown Lost Judgement is shown Reggie shows up The Ouya returns Final Fantasy 16 is shown “No Lootboxes” A Smash character releases in June Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing Otterbox releases a new console Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced Next Gen consoles are teased Virtual Reality anything Alan Wake 2 is shown Baten Kaitos anything Fire Emblem Awakening remake Upgraded Switch not shown Hogwarts Legacy is shown Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch Any Halo game comes to Switch Switch gets themes New 2D Kirby A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived “But before we go/Just one last thing” Dante in Smash Fortnite makes an appearance The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown General/Meta Dragon Quest XII is shown The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware ARK 2 is shown New Yakuza game is announced Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown Two Smash characters are announced New Kirby spinoff Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced Mother series gets a trilogy remake Playtonic’s new game is announced Life is Strange is show Star Fox anything Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster SMTV is delayed No Bayonetta 3 news Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID “Strand game” Doom Guy in Smash New 3D Donkey Kong Psychonauts 2 is shown Persona 5 Racing is announced New 3D Kirby SMTV is shown Upgraded Switch releases 2021 Golden Sun isn’t dead First party no-one cares about in Smash BotW 2 is shown GameBoy is added to NSO Gex Night Guilty Gear Strive is shown Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window Gotham Knights is shown Anything 2D Metroid Related Tom Clancy Wii Sports comes back Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced Sushi Striker 2 is announced Dark Souls anything Metal Gear Solid remake Assassin’s Creed anything Another attempt at an Avengers game Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced No Metroid Prime 4 news Ninja Todd Howard gets on stage Super Mario Party 2 is announced More Zelda ports are announced A presenter isn’t wearing pants Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored Skyrim releases on something new VirtualBoy is added to NSO A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on Nintendo releases another “99” game Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Cloud Strife is on my screen A presenter is muted for their entire segment Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about New Wario Game Switch gets a browser Pikmin 5 is announced Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something Valve disappoints most people Any Persona game is ported to PC Fallout 76 makes an appearance Mario Kart 9 is announced Halo Infinite is delayed Cuphead DLC still exists Far Cry 6 is shown Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown Elden Ring is shown Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced Pikmin 4 is shown XCloud comes to Switch Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs Bloodborne 2 is announced Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing N64 added to NSO Bioshock 4 is shown That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back Silksong makes an Appearance anyway Half-Life 3 is shown Just Dance dance number Shovel Knight anything New Silent Hill game Tales of Arise is shown Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda SEGA revives a dead IP A new Rabbids game not related to Mario Some non- EA company gets a license for sports games Forza is shown Starfield is shown GTA 5 shows up again Microsoft/Bethesda Soulja Boy makes an appearance A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced TWEWY Neo is shown Rhythm Heaven anything Kingdom Hearts anything Silent Hill remake Wii Party 3 is announced Crash Bandicoot anything Switch Virtual Console is revamped Upgraded Switch releases 2022 Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is Spy Muppets 2 is announced Splatoon 3 is shown Street Fighter anything Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced Fire Emblem Tellius remakes Skyward Sword remaster is shown Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan Dragon Quest Overture plays Forspoken is shown Mother 3 finally gets localized New 2D Donkey Kong No BotW 2 news Spiderman anything Kojima’s next game is shown Switch gets folders Fable 4 is shown Koizumi snaps Halo Infinite is shown GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off Cuphead 2 is announced Nintendo says they’re “improving online” Square Enix Square Enix wins again Upgraded Switch model is properly announced Unqualified children present something Dragon Age 4 is shown Spore 2 is announced Bayonetta 3 is shown Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported Persona 5 Arena is announced Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown Crash Bandicoot in Smash Alien Hominid Invasion is shown Ubisoft Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing Original new Fire Emblem game shown A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable Microsoft acquires someone Minecraft makes an appearance Someone is hologrammed Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke Master Chief in Smash No Pikmin 4 news Pokémon BDSP release date is announced Minor/Other Publishers Metroid Prime 4 is teased Fortnite 2 is announced Devil May Cry is shown Final Fantasy 14 is shown F-Zero isn’t dead Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC Monster Hunter Rise is shown Fallout 5 is announced Switch Calculator gets DLC Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced Sony shows up anyway for some reason Sonic 2022 is shown Any Persona game is ported to Switch FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown Lost Judgement is shown Reggie shows up The Ouya returns Final Fantasy 16 is shown “No Lootboxes” A Smash character releases in June Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing Otterbox releases a new console Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced Next Gen consoles are teased Virtual Reality anything Alan Wake 2 is shown Baten Kaitos anything Fire Emblem Awakening remake Upgraded Switch not shown Hogwarts Legacy is shown Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch Any Halo game comes to Switch Switch gets themes New 2D Kirby A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived “But before we go/Just one last thing” Dante in Smash Fortnite makes an appearance The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown General/Meta Dragon Quest XII is shown The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware ARK 2 is shown New Yakuza game is announced Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown Two Smash characters are announced New Kirby spinoff Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced Mother series gets a trilogy remake Playtonic’s new game is announced Life is Strange is show Star Fox anything Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster SMTV is delayed No Bayonetta 3 news Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID “Strand game” Doom Guy in Smash New 3D Donkey Kong Psychonauts 2 is shown Persona 5 Racing is announced New 3D Kirby SMTV is shown Upgraded Switch releases 2021 Golden Sun isn’t dead First party no-one cares about in Smash BotW 2 is shown GameBoy is added to NSO Gex Night Guilty Gear Strive is shown Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window Gotham Knights is shown Anything 2D Metroid Related
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Tom Clancy
Wii Sports comes back
Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy
Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan
Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced
Sushi Striker 2 is announced
Dark Souls anything
Metal Gear Solid remake
Assassin’s Creed anything
Another attempt at an Avengers game
Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced
No Metroid Prime 4 news
Ninja
Todd Howard gets on stage
Super Mario Party 2 is announced
More Zelda ports are announced
A presenter isn’t wearing pants
Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced
The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored
Skyrim releases on something new
VirtualBoy is added to NSO
A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on
Nintendo releases another “99” game
Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game
Cloud Strife is on my screen
A presenter is muted for their entire segment
Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk
A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced
Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about
New Wario Game
Switch gets a browser
Pikmin 5 is announced
Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something
Valve disappoints most people
Any Persona game is ported to PC
Fallout 76 makes an appearance
Mario Kart 9 is announced
Halo Infinite is delayed
Cuphead DLC still exists
Far Cry 6 is shown
Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown
Elden Ring is shown
Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced
Pikmin 4 is shown
XCloud comes to Switch
Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs
Bloodborne 2 is announced
Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing
N64 added to NSO
Bioshock 4 is shown
That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back
Silksong makes an Appearance anyway
Half-Life 3 is shown
Just Dance dance number
Shovel Knight anything
New Silent Hill game
Tales of Arise is shown
Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game
Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda
SEGA revives a dead IP
A new Rabbids game not related to Mario
Some non-EA company gets a license for sports games
Forza is shown
Starfield is shown
GTA 5 shows up again
Microsoft/Bethesda
Soulja Boy makes an appearance
A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced
Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced
TWEWY Neo is shown
Rhythm Heaven anything
Kingdom Hearts anything
Silent Hill remake
Wii Party 3 is announced
Crash Bandicoot anything
Switch Virtual Console is revamped
Upgraded Switch releases 2022
Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason
Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary
We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is
Spy Muppets 2 is announced
Splatoon 3 is shown
Street Fighter anything
Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced
Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported
Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name
Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown
A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place
A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled
A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced
Fire Emblem Tellius remakes
Skyward Sword remaster is shown
Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan
Dragon Quest Overture plays
Forspoken is shown
Mother 3 finally gets localized
New 2D Donkey Kong
No BotW 2 news
Spiderman anything
Kojima’s next game is shown
Switch gets folders
Fable 4 is shown
Koizumi snaps
Halo Infinite is shown
GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off
Cuphead 2 is announced
Nintendo says they’re “improving online”
Square Enix
Square Enix wins again
Upgraded Switch model is properly announced
Unqualified children present something
Dragon Age 4 is shown
Spore 2 is announced
Bayonetta 3 is shown
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake
Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported
Persona 5 Arena is announced
Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation
Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing
Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown
Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer
Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown
Crash Bandicoot in Smash
Alien Hominid Invasion is shown
Ubisoft
Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing
Original new Fire Emblem game shown
A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable
Microsoft acquires someone
Minecraft makes an appearance
Someone is hologrammed
Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke
Master Chief in Smash
No Pikmin 4 news
Pokémon BDSP release date is announced
Minor/Other Publishers
Metroid Prime 4 is teased
Fortnite 2 is announced
Devil May Cry is shown
Final Fantasy 14 is shown
F-Zero isn’t dead
Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC
Monster Hunter Rise is shown
Fallout 5 is announced
Switch Calculator gets DLC
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced
Sony shows up anyway for some reason
Sonic 2022 is shown
Any Persona game is ported to Switch
FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown
Lost Judgement is shown
Reggie shows up
The Ouya returns
Final Fantasy 16 is shown
“No Lootboxes”
A Smash character releases in June
Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing
Otterbox releases a new console
Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced
Next Gen consoles are teased
Virtual Reality anything
Alan Wake 2 is shown
Baten Kaitos anything
Fire Emblem Awakening remake
Upgraded Switch not shown
Hogwarts Legacy is shown
Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown
Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch
Any Halo game comes to Switch
Switch gets themes
New 2D Kirby
A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake
An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived
“But before we go/Just one last thing”
Dante in Smash
Fortnite makes an appearance
The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown
General/Meta
Dragon Quest XII is shown
The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware
ARK 2 is shown
New Yakuza game is announced
Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown
Two Smash characters are announced
New Kirby spinoff
Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced
Mother series gets a trilogy remake
Playtonic’s new game is announced
Life is Strange is show
Star Fox anything
Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster
SMTV is delayed
No Bayonetta 3 news
Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID
“Strand game”
Doom Guy in Smash
New 3D Donkey Kong
Psychonauts 2 is shown
Persona 5 Racing is announced
New 3D Kirby
SMTV is shown
Upgraded Switch releases 2021
Golden Sun isn’t dead
First party no-one cares about in Smash
BotW 2 is shown
GameBoy is added to NSO
Gex Night
Guilty Gear Strive is shown
Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window
Gotham Knights is shown
Anything 2D Metroid Related
