Ninja Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch Some non- EA company gets a license for sports games Crash Bandicoot anything Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced Star Fox anything Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown Shovel Knight anything Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced Playtonic’s new game is announced Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing Any Halo game comes to Switch Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced ARK 2 is shown Soulja Boy makes an appearance Fortnite 2 is announced Original new Fire Emblem game shown Cloud Strife is on my screen Forza is shown Dante in Smash BotW 2 is shown Street Fighter anything A new Rabbids game not related to Mario Fire Emblem Awakening remake Silent Hill remake We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown Elden Ring is shown Upgraded Switch releases 2021 Bloodborne 2 is announced A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on Lost Judgement is shown Unqualified children present something Otterbox releases a new console Metroid Prime 4 is teased New 2D Donkey Kong Forspoken is shown Reggie shows up Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown SEGA revives a dead IP Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back SMTV is delayed Skyward Sword remaster is shown Fortnite makes an appearance A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced Upgraded Switch not shown More Zelda ports are announced Monster Hunter Rise is shown N64 added to NSO Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID Pikmin 4 is shown Tom Clancy Spy Muppets 2 is announced Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC “No Lootboxes” Upgraded Switch releases 2022 GameBoy is added to NSO Golden Sun isn’t dead Wii Party 3 is announced Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced Starfield is shown Kingdom Hearts anything Mother series gets a trilogy remake Fire Emblem Tellius remakes Splatoon 3 is shown Tales of Arise is shown “But before we go/Just one last thing” A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about Gotham Knights is shown Baten Kaitos anything Someone is hologrammed Just Dance dance number Dark Souls anything Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown New 3D Donkey Kong A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake Alan Wake 2 is shown Dragon Quest XII is shown Switch Virtual Console is revamped FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown No Metroid Prime 4 news Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown Persona 5 Racing is announced The Ouya returns Any Persona game is ported to PC Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled Far Cry 6 is shown Rhythm Heaven anything New Kirby spinoff Sony shows up anyway for some reason Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason Spiderman anything Valve disappoints most people A presenter isn’t wearing pants Master Chief in Smash Cuphead 2 is announced Sushi Striker 2 is announced Mother 3 finally gets localized An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived Nintendo releases another “99” game Fallout 76 makes an appearance Psychonauts 2 is shown Cuphead DLC still exists GTA 5 shows up again XCloud comes to Switch Square Enix wins again Upgraded Switch model is properly announced Persona 5 Arena is announced Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced Guilty Gear Strive is shown SMTV is shown Next Gen consoles are teased Fallout 5 is announced F-Zero isn’t dead A presenter is muted for their entire segment Final Fantasy 16 is shown Alien Hominid Invasion is shown A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable Crash Bandicoot in Smash Anything 2D Metroid Related Pikmin 5 is announced Halo Infinite is delayed Switch Calculator gets DLC Microsoft acquires someone Halo Infinite is shown Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke TWEWY Neo is shown “Strand game” New Silent Hill game Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported Life is Strange is show Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs Dragon Quest Overture plays Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk Bioshock 4 is shown Switch gets a browser Nintendo says they’re “improving online” New 2D Kirby Dragon Age 4 is shown Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced Two Smash characters are announced Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported Hogwarts Legacy is shown Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game No Pikmin 4 news Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown Switch gets themes Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake Spore 2 is announced VirtualBoy is added to NSO Kojima’s next game is shown Minecraft makes an appearance Pokémon BDSP release date is announced No Bayonetta 3 news Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda No BotW 2 news Metal Gear Solid remake Bayonetta 3 is shown Todd Howard gets on stage Final Fantasy 14 is shown Assassin’s Creed anything New Wario Game Silksong makes an Appearance anyway Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window Fable 4 is shown The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware Any Persona game is ported to Switch Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer Mario Kart 9 is announced Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced Another attempt at an Avengers game Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something Gex Night Switch gets folders Virtual Reality anything Koizumi snaps Skyrim releases on something new A Smash character releases in June Doom Guy in Smash Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster New Yakuza game is announced New 3D Kirby Wii Sports comes back Devil May Cry is shown Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off First party no-one cares about in Smash Half-Life 3 is shown Sonic 2022 is shown Super Mario Party 2 is announced Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing Ninja Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch Some non- EA company gets a license for sports games Crash Bandicoot anything Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced Star Fox anything Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown Shovel Knight anything Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced Playtonic’s new game is announced Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing Any Halo game comes to Switch Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced ARK 2 is shown Soulja Boy makes an appearance Fortnite 2 is announced Original new Fire Emblem game shown Cloud Strife is on my screen Forza is shown Dante in Smash BotW 2 is shown Street Fighter anything A new Rabbids game not related to Mario Fire Emblem Awakening remake Silent Hill remake We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown Elden Ring is shown Upgraded Switch releases 2021 Bloodborne 2 is announced A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on Lost Judgement is shown Unqualified children present something Otterbox releases a new console Metroid Prime 4 is teased New 2D Donkey Kong Forspoken is shown Reggie shows up Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown SEGA revives a dead IP Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back SMTV is delayed Skyward Sword remaster is shown Fortnite makes an appearance A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced Upgraded Switch not shown More Zelda ports are announced Monster Hunter Rise is shown N64 added to NSO Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID Pikmin 4 is shown Tom Clancy Spy Muppets 2 is announced Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC “No Lootboxes” Upgraded Switch releases 2022 GameBoy is added to NSO Golden Sun isn’t dead Wii Party 3 is announced Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced Starfield is shown Kingdom Hearts anything Mother series gets a trilogy remake Fire Emblem Tellius remakes Splatoon 3 is shown Tales of Arise is shown “But before we go/Just one last thing” A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about Gotham Knights is shown Baten Kaitos anything Someone is hologrammed Just Dance dance number Dark Souls anything Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown New 3D Donkey Kong A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake Alan Wake 2 is shown Dragon Quest XII is shown Switch Virtual Console is revamped FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown No Metroid Prime 4 news Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown Persona 5 Racing is announced The Ouya returns Any Persona game is ported to PC Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled Far Cry 6 is shown Rhythm Heaven anything New Kirby spinoff Sony shows up anyway for some reason Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason Spiderman anything Valve disappoints most people A presenter isn’t wearing pants Master Chief in Smash Cuphead 2 is announced Sushi Striker 2 is announced Mother 3 finally gets localized An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived Nintendo releases another “99” game Fallout 76 makes an appearance Psychonauts 2 is shown Cuphead DLC still exists GTA 5 shows up again XCloud comes to Switch Square Enix wins again Upgraded Switch model is properly announced Persona 5 Arena is announced Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced Guilty Gear Strive is shown SMTV is shown Next Gen consoles are teased Fallout 5 is announced F-Zero isn’t dead A presenter is muted for their entire segment Final Fantasy 16 is shown Alien Hominid Invasion is shown A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable Crash Bandicoot in Smash Anything 2D Metroid Related Pikmin 5 is announced Halo Infinite is delayed Switch Calculator gets DLC Microsoft acquires someone Halo Infinite is shown Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke TWEWY Neo is shown “Strand game” New Silent Hill game Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported Life is Strange is show Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs Dragon Quest Overture plays Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk Bioshock 4 is shown Switch gets a browser Nintendo says they’re “improving online” New 2D Kirby Dragon Age 4 is shown Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced Two Smash characters are announced Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported Hogwarts Legacy is shown Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game No Pikmin 4 news Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown Switch gets themes Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake Spore 2 is announced VirtualBoy is added to NSO Kojima’s next game is shown Minecraft makes an appearance Pokémon BDSP release date is announced No Bayonetta 3 news Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda No BotW 2 news Metal Gear Solid remake Bayonetta 3 is shown Todd Howard gets on stage Final Fantasy 14 is shown Assassin’s Creed anything New Wario Game Silksong makes an Appearance anyway Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window Fable 4 is shown The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware Any Persona game is ported to Switch Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer Mario Kart 9 is announced Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced Another attempt at an Avengers game Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something Gex Night Switch gets folders Virtual Reality anything Koizumi snaps Skyrim releases on something new A Smash character releases in June Doom Guy in Smash Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster New Yakuza game is announced New 3D Kirby Wii Sports comes back Devil May Cry is shown Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off First party no-one cares about in Smash Half-Life 3 is shown Sonic 2022 is shown Super Mario Party 2 is announced Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing
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Mother 3 gets ported to Switch, but only in Japan
Metroid Prime Trilogy is announced for Switch
Some non-EA company gets a license for sports games
Crash Bandicoot anything
Microsoft crossover fighting game is announced
Star Fox anything
Mother 3 gets remade, but only in Japan
Beyond Good and Evil 2 is shown
Shovel Knight anything
Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection is announced
Playtonic’s new game is announced
Nintendo’s last announcement is disappointing
Any Halo game comes to Switch
Project Triangle Strategy becomes Triangle Strategy
A new Mega Man game (not a collection) is announced
ARK 2 is shown
Soulja Boy makes an appearance
Fortnite 2 is announced
Original new Fire Emblem game shown
Cloud Strife is on my screen
Forza is shown
Dante in Smash
BotW 2 is shown
Street Fighter anything
A new Rabbids game not related to Mario
Fire Emblem Awakening remake
Silent Hill remake
We get the yearly montage of how great Bethesda is
A presenter doesn’t have enough space in the shot, stands outside the room in an awkward place
Project Triangle Strategy gets a good name
The Elder Scrolls 6 is ignored
The Elder Scrolls 6 is shown
Elden Ring is shown
Upgraded Switch releases 2021
Bloodborne 2 is announced
A presenter leaves a Zoom filter on
Lost Judgement is shown
Unqualified children present something
Otterbox releases a new console
Metroid Prime 4 is teased
New 2D Donkey Kong
Forspoken is shown
Reggie shows up
Pokémon Legends Arceus is shown
SEGA revives a dead IP
Square Enix turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game
Tomb Raider celebrates its anniversary
Microsoft Flight Sim Series X release date announced
That Bethesda “Wooooo” guy comes back
SMTV is delayed
Skyward Sword remaster is shown
Fortnite makes an appearance
A Mario Odyssey sequel is announced
Upgraded Switch not shown
More Zelda ports are announced
Monster Hunter Rise is shown
N64 added to NSO
Some company tries to be sympathetic and relatable through mentioning COVID
Pikmin 4 is shown
Tom Clancy
Spy Muppets 2 is announced
Xbox “exclusive” releases on PC
“No Lootboxes”
Upgraded Switch releases 2022
GameBoy is added to NSO
Golden Sun isn’t dead
Wii Party 3 is announced
Square Enix’s last announcement is disappointing
Xenoblade Chronicles X2 is announced
Starfield is shown
Kingdom Hearts anything
Mother series gets a trilogy remake
Fire Emblem Tellius remakes
Splatoon 3 is shown
Tales of Arise is shown
“But before we go/Just one last thing”
A new 2D Sonic the Hedgehog game is announced
Ubisoft has another orchestra no-one cares about
Gotham Knights is shown
Baten Kaitos anything
Someone is hologrammed
Just Dance dance number
Dark Souls anything
Sonic Colours Ultimate is shown
New 3D Donkey Kong
A presentation is done in an empty auditorium. All clapping is fake
Alan Wake 2 is shown
Dragon Quest XII is shown
Switch Virtual Console is revamped
FF7 Remake Part 2 is shown
No Metroid Prime 4 news
Mario Golf: Super Rush is shown
Persona 5 Racing is announced
The Ouya returns
Any Persona game is ported to PC
Pokémon is skipped over entirely in favour of its own presentation
A presenter forgets they’re not muted, gets cancelled
Far Cry 6 is shown
Rhythm Heaven anything
New Kirby spinoff
Sony shows up anyway for some reason
Nintendo Labo comes back for some reason
Spiderman anything
Valve disappoints most people
A presenter isn’t wearing pants
Master Chief in Smash
Cuphead 2 is announced
Sushi Striker 2 is announced
Mother 3 finally gets localized
An old Square Enix JRPG series is revived
Nintendo releases another “99” game
Fallout 76 makes an appearance
Psychonauts 2 is shown
Cuphead DLC still exists
GTA 5 shows up again
XCloud comes to Switch
Square Enix wins again
Upgraded Switch model is properly announced
Persona 5 Arena is announced
Mario & Rabbids sequel is announced
Guilty Gear Strive is shown
SMTV is shown
Next Gen consoles are teased
Fallout 5 is announced
F-Zero isn’t dead
A presenter is muted for their entire segment
Final Fantasy 16 is shown
Alien Hominid Invasion is shown
A Bethesda employee swears in an attempt to be cool and relatable
Crash Bandicoot in Smash
Anything 2D Metroid Related
Pikmin 5 is announced
Halo Infinite is delayed
Switch Calculator gets DLC
Microsoft acquires someone
Halo Infinite is shown
Doug Bowser makes a Bowser joke
TWEWY Neo is shown
“Strand game”
New Silent Hill game
Animal Crossing amiibo Festival is ported
Life is Strange is show
Phil Spencer is very proud of his console specs
Dragon Quest Overture plays
Keanu Reeves apologizes for Cyberpunk
Bioshock 4 is shown
Switch gets a browser
Nintendo says they’re “improving online”
New 2D Kirby
Dragon Age 4 is shown
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is announced
Two Smash characters are announced
Xenoblade Chronicles X is ported
Hogwarts Legacy is shown
Bethesda turns a beloved IP into a shitty mobile game
No Pikmin 4 news
Monolith Soft’s new IP is shown
Switch gets themes
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War remake
Spore 2 is announced
VirtualBoy is added to NSO
Kojima’s next game is shown
Minecraft makes an appearance
Pokémon BDSP release date is announced
No Bayonetta 3 news
Uncontrollable clapping for Bethesda
No BotW 2 news
Metal Gear Solid remake
Bayonetta 3 is shown
Todd Howard gets on stage
Final Fantasy 14 is shown
Assassin’s Creed anything
New Wario Game
Silksong makes an Appearance anyway
Melee on Switch, but only in a limited release window
Fable 4 is shown
The middle 20 minutes of the Nintendo Direct is shovelware
Any Persona game is ported to Switch
Mario and Sonic at the Beijing 2022 Olympic Winter Games is announced
Microsoft’s last announcement is disappointing
Metroid Prime 4 is given a gameplay trailer
Mario Kart 9 is announced
Mega Man Legends Legacy Collection is announced
Another attempt at an Avengers game
Animal Crossing New Horizons is shown
Some random influencer you’ve never heard of announces something
Gex Night
Switch gets folders
Virtual Reality anything
Koizumi snaps
Skyrim releases on something new
A Smash character releases in June
Doom Guy in Smash
Remaster that doesn’t look like a remaster
New Yakuza game is announced
New 3D Kirby
Wii Sports comes back
Devil May Cry is shown
Metal Gear Solid 6 is announced
GTA 6 is teased. inactive pops off
First party no-one cares about in Smash
Half-Life 3 is shown
Sonic 2022 is shown
Super Mario Party 2 is announced
Ubisoft’s last announcement is disappointing
