All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventMultiplayerrhythmgameActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)CaptainToad forSmashCovid-compliantattendanceWaluigiforSmashCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanWariowarefor theSwitchSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestCaptainToad 2EA justdon'tshow upNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentValvemanagingto countpast 2Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.BOTW2has actualDungeonsSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventMultiplayerrhythmgameActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)CaptainToad forSmashCovid-compliantattendanceWaluigiforSmashCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanWariowarefor theSwitchSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestCaptainToad 2EA justdon'tshow upNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentValvemanagingto countpast 2Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.BOTW2has actualDungeonsSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  2. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  3. Multiplayer rhythm game
  4. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  5. Captain Toad for Smash
  6. Covid-compliant attendance
  7. Waluigi for Smash
  8. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  9. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  10. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  11. Warioware for the Switch
  12. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  13. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  14. Captain Toad 2
  15. EA just don't show up
  16. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  17. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  18. Valve managing to count past 2
  19. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  20. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  21. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  22. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  23. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  24. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016