Valvemanagingto countpast 2CaptainToad forSmashUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsWariowarefor theSwitchWaluigiforSmashAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Covid-compliantattendanceBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016MultiplayerrhythmgameEA justdon'tshow upCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Sony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2Ubisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanValvemanagingto countpast 2CaptainToad forSmashUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsWariowarefor theSwitchWaluigiforSmashAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Covid-compliantattendanceBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016MultiplayerrhythmgameEA justdon'tshow upCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Sony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2Ubisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilan

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Valve managing to count past 2
  2. Captain Toad for Smash
  3. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  4. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  5. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  6. Warioware for the Switch
  7. Waluigi for Smash
  8. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  9. Covid-compliant attendance
  10. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  11. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  12. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  13. Multiplayer rhythm game
  14. EA just don't show up
  15. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  16. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  17. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  18. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  19. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  20. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  21. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  22. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  23. Captain Toad 2
  24. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan