anygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentBOTW2has actualDungeonsEA justdon'tshow upNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordCaptainToad 2Covid-compliantattendanceValvemanagingto countpast 2No mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)WaluigiforSmashMultiplayerrhythmgameAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Splathreenhas aco-opcampaignCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageWariowarefor theSwitchanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentBOTW2has actualDungeonsEA justdon'tshow upNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordCaptainToad 2Covid-compliantattendanceValvemanagingto countpast 2No mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)WaluigiforSmashMultiplayerrhythmgameAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Splathreenhas aco-opcampaignCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageWariowarefor theSwitch

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  2. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  3. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  4. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  5. EA just don't show up
  6. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  7. Captain Toad 2
  8. Covid-compliant attendance
  9. Valve managing to count past 2
  10. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  11. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  12. Waluigi for Smash
  13. Multiplayer rhythm game
  14. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  15. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  16. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  17. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  18. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  19. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  20. Captain Toad for Smash
  21. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  22. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  23. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  24. Warioware for the Switch