Covid-compliantattendanceWaluigiforSmashNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventCaptainToad forSmashanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Playtonicannouncesomethingcool &differentActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Wariowarefor theSwitchAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeValvemanagingto countpast 2Cool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageMultiplayerrhythmgameBOTW2has actualDungeonsUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2DougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanEA justdon'tshow upCovid-compliantattendanceWaluigiforSmashNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventCaptainToad forSmashanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Playtonicannouncesomethingcool &differentActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Wariowarefor theSwitchAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeValvemanagingto countpast 2Cool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageMultiplayerrhythmgameBOTW2has actualDungeonsUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2DougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanEA justdon'tshow up

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Covid-compliant attendance
  2. Waluigi for Smash
  3. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  4. Captain Toad for Smash
  5. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  6. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  7. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  8. Warioware for the Switch
  9. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  10. Valve managing to count past 2
  11. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  12. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  13. Multiplayer rhythm game
  14. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  15. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  16. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  17. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  18. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  19. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  20. Captain Toad 2
  21. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  22. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  23. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  24. EA just don't show up