anygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Wariowarefor theSwitchBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Sony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaCovid-compliantattendanceCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveCaptainToad 2Splathreenhas aco-opcampaignValvemanagingto countpast 2MultiplayerrhythmgameCaptainToad forSmashAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Ubisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanEA justdon'tshow upWaluigiforSmashPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Wariowarefor theSwitchBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Sony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaCovid-compliantattendanceCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveCaptainToad 2Splathreenhas aco-opcampaignValvemanagingto countpast 2MultiplayerrhythmgameCaptainToad forSmashAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Ubisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanEA justdon'tshow upWaluigiforSmashPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominers

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  2. Warioware for the Switch
  3. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  4. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  5. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  6. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  7. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  8. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  9. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  10. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  11. Covid-compliant attendance
  12. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  13. Captain Toad 2
  14. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  15. Valve managing to count past 2
  16. Multiplayer rhythm game
  17. Captain Toad for Smash
  18. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  19. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  20. EA just don't show up
  21. Waluigi for Smash
  22. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  23. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  24. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers