WaluigiforSmashUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsBOTW2has actualDungeonsUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaMultiplayerrhythmgameAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Next SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Valvemanagingto countpast 2Covid-compliantattendanceActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)No mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventWariowarefor theSwitchCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeEA justdon'tshow upPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageWaluigiforSmashUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsBOTW2has actualDungeonsUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaMultiplayerrhythmgameAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Next SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Valvemanagingto countpast 2Covid-compliantattendanceActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)No mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventWariowarefor theSwitchCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignCaptainToad 2All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeEA justdon'tshow upPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stage

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Waluigi for Smash
  2. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  3. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  4. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  5. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  6. Captain Toad for Smash
  7. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  8. Multiplayer rhythm game
  9. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  10. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  11. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  12. Valve managing to count past 2
  13. Covid-compliant attendance
  14. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  15. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  16. Warioware for the Switch
  17. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  18. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  19. Captain Toad 2
  20. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  21. EA just don't show up
  22. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  23. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  24. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage