Ubisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignMultiplayerrhythmgameWaluigiforSmashanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Wariowarefor theSwitchActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Ubisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentValvemanagingto countpast 2EA justdon'tshow upCaptainToad 2Next SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeCovid-compliantattendanceNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageBOTW2has actualDungeonsNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignMultiplayerrhythmgameWaluigiforSmashanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016Ubisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&RabbidsAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Wariowarefor theSwitchActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Ubisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestPlaytonicannouncesomethingcool &differentValvemanagingto countpast 2EA justdon'tshow upCaptainToad 2Next SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordAll the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeCovid-compliantattendanceNvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominers

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  2. Captain Toad for Smash
  3. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  4. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage
  5. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  6. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  7. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  8. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  9. Multiplayer rhythm game
  10. Waluigi for Smash
  11. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  12. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  13. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  14. Warioware for the Switch
  15. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  16. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  17. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  18. Valve managing to count past 2
  19. EA just don't show up
  20. Captain Toad 2
  21. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  22. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  23. Covid-compliant attendance
  24. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers