AAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Nvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersEA justdon'tshow upUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&Rabbidsanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016WaluigiforSmashUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveBOTW2has actualDungeonsNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaCovid-compliantattendanceWariowarefor theSwitchUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Playtonicannouncesomethingcool &differentCaptainToad 2MultiplayerrhythmgameSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventValvemanagingto countpast 2All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stageAAA executivestrying to becool, but alsosucceeding atit.Nvidia personallycommittinggenocide againstscalpters andcryptominersEA justdon'tshow upUbisoft Milanannouncing agame on parwithMario&Rabbidsanygoddamnmention ofPikmin 4since 2016WaluigiforSmashUbisoftfinally letTom ClancyrestCool indiegames thataren't PSexclusiveBOTW2has actualDungeonsNext SmashBros characterdoes not haveaccess to aswordDougBowsercoming outas actuallyKing KoopaCovid-compliantattendanceWariowarefor theSwitchUbisoftreplaced inits entiretyby UbisoftMilanCaptainToad forSmashActualpresentationproduction valuefrom AAA studios(that isn't justdancers)Playtonicannouncesomethingcool &differentCaptainToad 2MultiplayerrhythmgameSplathreenhas aco-opcampaignNo mention ofBattle Royalesthroughout theentire eventValvemanagingto countpast 2All the goodgames areannounced tobe releasedwhen I have astable incomeSony &Microsoftexecs breakinto fightslive on stage

Hopes that live on the fringes of reality - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. AAA executives trying to be cool, but also succeeding at it.
  2. Nvidia personally committing genocide against scalpters and cryptominers
  3. EA just don't show up
  4. Ubisoft Milan announcing a game on par with Mario&Rabbids
  5. any goddamn mention of Pikmin 4 since 2016
  6. Waluigi for Smash
  7. Ubisoft finally let Tom Clancy rest
  8. Cool indie games that aren't PS exclusive
  9. BOTW2 has actual Dungeons
  10. Next Smash Bros character does not have access to a sword
  11. Doug Bowser coming out as actually King Koopa
  12. Covid-compliant attendance
  13. Warioware for the Switch
  14. Ubisoft replaced in its entirety by Ubisoft Milan
  15. Captain Toad for Smash
  16. Actual presentation production value from AAA studios (that isn't just dancers)
  17. Playtonic announce something cool & different
  18. Captain Toad 2
  19. Multiplayer rhythm game
  20. Splathreen has a co-op campaign
  21. No mention of Battle Royales throughout the entire event
  22. Valve managing to count past 2
  23. All the good games are announced to be released when I have a stable income
  24. Sony & Microsoft execs break into fights live on stage