“Macusers”hat trickElizabethdiscusess workwithJane/Keith/etc. asthough rest ofESC isn’t thereHere’show youcan getinvolved...Mutations/ VariantsInternationalmanagement suggestscheating/workaroundson DOI stuffEndlessprojectupdateElizabeth letssomeone intothemeeting/talksabout themeeting lobbyGif inchatElizabeth readsa messagefrom Teams inthe middle ofher sentenceThere willbe aworksheetfor thatRescindingof asininepoliciesIPDSWear amask/don’twear amaskCameranose, a.k.a.too close tocameraTravel/fieldworkrequirements1990sstylepowerpointeffectsTheRubinsteinHat Trick(MaxTelework 3x)PetsonscreenUSGSTwitter /Instagramaccount“Staytuned”BadlightingUnnecessarilydetailed questionthat is relevantonly to the personasking thequestionWe’reworkingon itVaccinesHilariousmetaphor/simileAnnoyinglobbynoticepopupsendless chatof interest toonly one ortwo peopleBASIS+Art NOTIN hisoffice“Recordinghasstarted”TeamsfailureInterimKeith inhoodieADpasswordworkaroundsSvitek /Walter /Rufus / MarkG. / FletcherGPU/CPUArt INhisofficeSummerInternsGrumpyoldpersoncommentHPC“CDCguidance”Unmuteor chatChatcomment thatimmediatelyloses allcontextReferspeople toemail ormeetingnotesNewDirectorBudgetBadmovie/popculturereferenceSomethingon mic thatshouldn'tbe on mic“The Biden-Harrisadministration”CommentabouttechnicaldifficultiesReoccupationplans/phasedreopeningRecentsecuritybreachPermission tocome into theoffice/keepingtrack ofcomings/goingsElizabethalreadyoverwhelmedSomberdescriptionof a new,asininepolicySpeaker talksabout MP/MFand forgetsthere areother officesSpendingdeadlinesLive technicalassistancebeingprovided tosomeoneClassic videoconferencescrewup (showstheir email, has nopants on, kidsscream)“Macusers”hat trickElizabethdiscusess workwithJane/Keith/etc. asthough rest ofESC isn’t thereHere’show youcan getinvolved...Mutations/ VariantsInternationalmanagement suggestscheating/workaroundson DOI stuffEndlessprojectupdateElizabeth letssomeone intothemeeting/talksabout themeeting lobbyGif inchatElizabeth readsa messagefrom Teams inthe middle ofher sentenceThere willbe aworksheetfor thatRescindingof asininepoliciesIPDSWear amask/don’twear amaskCameranose, a.k.a.too close tocameraTravel/fieldworkrequirements1990sstylepowerpointeffectsTheRubinsteinHat Trick(MaxTelework 3x)PetsonscreenUSGSTwitter /Instagramaccount“Staytuned”BadlightingUnnecessarilydetailed questionthat is relevantonly to the personasking thequestionWe’reworkingon itVaccinesHilariousmetaphor/simileAnnoyinglobbynoticepopupsendless chatof interest toonly one ortwo peopleBASIS+Art NOTIN hisoffice“Recordinghasstarted”TeamsfailureInterimKeith inhoodieADpasswordworkaroundsSvitek /Walter /Rufus / MarkG. / FletcherGPU/CPUArt INhisofficeSummerInternsGrumpyoldpersoncommentHPC“CDCguidance”Unmuteor chatChatcomment thatimmediatelyloses allcontextReferspeople toemail ormeetingnotesNewDirectorBudgetBadmovie/popculturereferenceSomethingon mic thatshouldn'tbe on mic“The Biden-Harrisadministration”CommentabouttechnicaldifficultiesReoccupationplans/phasedreopeningRecentsecuritybreachPermission tocome into theoffice/keepingtrack ofcomings/goingsElizabethalreadyoverwhelmedSomberdescriptionof a new,asininepolicySpeaker talksabout MP/MFand forgetsthere areother officesSpendingdeadlinesLive technicalassistancebeingprovided tosomeoneClassic videoconferencescrewup (showstheir email, has nopants on, kidsscream)

ESC All Hands Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Mac users” hat trick
  2. Elizabeth discusess work with Jane/Keith/etc. as though rest of ESC isn’t there
  3. Here’s how you can get involved...
  4. Mutations / Variants
  5. International
  6. management suggests cheating/workarounds on DOI stuff
  7. Endless project update
  8. Elizabeth lets someone into the meeting/talks about the meeting lobby
  9. Gif in chat
  10. Elizabeth reads a message from Teams in the middle of her sentence
  11. There will be a worksheet for that
  12. Rescinding of asinine policies
  13. IPDS
  14. Wear a mask/don’t wear a mask
  15. Camera nose, a.k.a. too close to camera
  16. Travel/field work requirements
  17. 1990s style powerpoint effects
  18. The Rubinstein Hat Trick (Max Telework 3x)
  19. Pets on screen
  20. USGS Twitter / Instagram account
  21. “Stay tuned”
  22. Bad lighting
  23. Unnecessarily detailed question that is relevant only to the person asking the question
  24. We’re working on it
  25. Vaccines
  26. Hilarious metaphor/simile
  27. Annoying lobby notice popups
  28. endless chat of interest to only one or two people
  29. BASIS+
  30. Art NOT IN his office
  31. “Recording has started”
  32. Teams failure
  33. Interim
  34. Keith in hoodie
  35. AD password work arounds
  36. Svitek / Walter / Rufus / Mark G. / Fletcher
  37. GPU/CPU
  38. Art IN his office
  39. Summer Interns
  40. Grumpy old person comment
  41. HPC
  42. “CDC guidance”
  43. Unmute or chat
  44. Chat comment that immediately loses all context
  45. Refers people to email or meeting notes
  46. New Director
  47. Budget
  48. Bad movie/pop culture reference
  49. Something on mic that shouldn't be on mic
  50. “The Biden-Harris administration”
  51. Comment about technical difficulties
  52. Reoccupation plans/ phased reopening
  53. Recent security breach
  54. Permission to come into the office/keeping track of comings/goings
  55. Elizabeth already overwhelmed
  56. Somber description of a new, asinine policy
  57. Speaker talks about MP/MF and forgets there are other offices
  58. Spending deadlines
  59. Live technical assistance being provided to someone
  60. Classic video conference screwup (shows their email, has no pants on, kids scream)