3 or more conference calls in a day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Seeing co- worker's kitchens Junk food for breakfast Drank something other than coffee Missing my best office bed Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Worked without TV on. Snuggled with my pet Suddenly craving cafeteria food Put a load of laundry Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Stepping out for fresh air Mic on mute during conference call Put pants on before dialing in Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Ate a vegetable Touched my face in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour Having a fridge so close is too tempting Not missing rush hour traffic Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Got distracted by the TV Too much alone time 3 or more conference calls in a day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Seeing co- worker's kitchens Junk food for breakfast Drank something other than coffee Missing my best office bed Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Worked without TV on. Snuggled with my pet Suddenly craving cafeteria food Put a load of laundry Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Stepping out for fresh air Mic on mute during conference call Put pants on before dialing in Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Ate a vegetable Touched my face in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Stood up at least once an hour Having a fridge so close is too tempting Not missing rush hour traffic Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Got distracted by the TV Too much alone time
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3 or more conference calls in a day
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Junk food for breakfast
Drank something other than coffee
Missing my best office bed
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Worked without TV on.
Snuggled with my pet
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Put a load of laundry
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Wearing my pajamas all day
Stepping out for fresh air
Mic on mute during conference call
Put pants on before dialing in
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Ate a vegetable
Touched my face in the last hour
Kitchen table is my new desk
Stood up at least once an hour
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Not missing rush hour traffic
Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Got distracted by the TV
Too much alone time
