Yoga pants is the new uniform Having a fridge so close is too tempting Suddenly craving cafeteria food Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Too much alone time Not missing rush hour traffic Put a load of laundry Missing my best office bed Touched my face in the last hour Washed my hands in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Worked without TV on. Got distracted by the TV Snuggled with my pet Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Stood up at least once an hour Put pants on before dialing in Ate a vegetable Stepping out for fresh air Junk food for breakfast Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drank something other than coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Mic on mute during conference call (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) 3 or more conference calls in a day Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Wearing my pajamas all day Yoga pants is the new uniform Having a fridge so close is too tempting Suddenly craving cafeteria food Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Too much alone time Not missing rush hour traffic Put a load of laundry Missing my best office bed Touched my face in the last hour Washed my hands in the last hour Kitchen table is my new desk Worked without TV on. Got distracted by the TV Snuggled with my pet Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Stood up at least once an hour Put pants on before dialing in Ate a vegetable Stepping out for fresh air Junk food for breakfast Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's kitchens Drank something other than coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Mic on mute during conference call (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) 3 or more conference calls in a day Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Wearing my pajamas all day
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Yoga pants is the new uniform
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Too much alone time
Not missing rush hour traffic
Put a load of laundry
Missing my best office bed
Touched my face in the last hour
Washed my hands in the last hour
Kitchen table is my new desk
Worked without TV on.
Got distracted by the TV
Snuggled with my pet
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Stood up at least once an hour
Put pants on before dialing in
Ate a vegetable
Stepping out for fresh air
Junk food for breakfast
Drinking too much coffee
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Drank something other than coffee
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Mic on mute during conference call
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
3 or more conference calls in a day
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Wearing my pajamas all day
