Kitchen table is my new desk Missing my best office bed Stepping out for fresh air Washed my hands in the last hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Drank something other than coffee Having a fridge so close is too tempting Snuggled with my pet Put pants on before dialing in Worked without TV on. Drinking too much coffee Yoga pants is the new uniform Junk food for breakfast Not missing rush hour traffic Too much alone time Touched my face in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Got distracted by the TV Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Suddenly craving cafeteria food Mic on mute during conference call Wearing my pajamas all day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Ate a vegetable Kitchen table is my new desk Missing my best office bed Stepping out for fresh air Washed my hands in the last hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Having the urge to write on a whiteboard Drank something other than coffee Having a fridge so close is too tempting Snuggled with my pet Put pants on before dialing in Worked without TV on. Drinking too much coffee Yoga pants is the new uniform Junk food for breakfast Not missing rush hour traffic Too much alone time Touched my face in the last hour Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Got distracted by the TV Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Suddenly craving cafeteria food Mic on mute during conference call Wearing my pajamas all day (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Ate a vegetable
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Kitchen table is my new desk
Missing my best office bed
Stepping out for fresh air
Washed my hands in the last hour
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Having the urge to write on a whiteboard
Drank something other than coffee
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Snuggled with my pet
Put pants on before dialing in
Worked without TV on.
Drinking too much coffee
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Junk food for breakfast
Not missing rush hour traffic
Too much alone time
Touched my face in the last hour
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Stood up at least once an hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Put a load of laundry
Got distracted by the TV
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Mic on mute during conference call
Wearing my pajamas all day
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Ate a vegetable
