(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my best office bed Having a fridge so close is too tempting Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Mic on mute during conference call Suddenly craving cafeteria food Wearing my pajamas all day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Seeing co- worker's kitchens Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Stood up at least once an hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Kitchen table is my new desk Junk food for breakfast Got distracted by the TV Ate a vegetable Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Put pants on before dialing in (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my best office bed Having a fridge so close is too tempting Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Mic on mute during conference call Suddenly craving cafeteria food Wearing my pajamas all day Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Yoga pants is the new uniform Seeing co- worker's kitchens Not missing rush hour traffic Snuggled with my pet Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Stood up at least once an hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Kitchen table is my new desk Junk food for breakfast Got distracted by the TV Ate a vegetable Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Put pants on before dialing in
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(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Missing my best office bed
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Touched my face in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Mic on mute during conference call
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Wearing my pajamas all day
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Not missing rush hour traffic
Snuggled with my pet
Washed my hands in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Put a load of laundry
Stood up at least once an hour
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Kitchen table is my new desk
Junk food for breakfast
Got distracted by the TV
Ate a vegetable
Too much alone time
Drinking too much coffee
Put pants on before dialing in
