Having a fridge so close is too tempting Mic on mute during conference call Ate a vegetable Too much alone time Kitchen table is my new desk Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Drinking too much coffee Washed my hands in the last hour Touched my face in the last hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wearing my pajamas all day Seeing co- worker's kitchens Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stepping out for fresh air Put a load of laundry 3 or more conference calls in a day Not missing rush hour traffic Put pants on before dialing in Got distracted by the TV Junk food for breakfast Snuggled with my pet Missing my best office bed Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform Having a fridge so close is too tempting Mic on mute during conference call Ate a vegetable Too much alone time Kitchen table is my new desk Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Drinking too much coffee Washed my hands in the last hour Touched my face in the last hour Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Wearing my pajamas all day Seeing co- worker's kitchens Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stepping out for fresh air Put a load of laundry 3 or more conference calls in a day Not missing rush hour traffic Put pants on before dialing in Got distracted by the TV Junk food for breakfast Snuggled with my pet Missing my best office bed Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform
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Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Mic on mute during conference call
Ate a vegetable
Too much alone time
Kitchen table is my new desk
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Drinking too much coffee
Washed my hands in the last hour
Touched my face in the last hour
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Wearing my pajamas all day
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Stepping out for fresh air
Put a load of laundry
3 or more conference calls in a day
Not missing rush hour traffic
Put pants on before dialing in
Got distracted by the TV
Junk food for breakfast
Snuggled with my pet
Missing my best office bed
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Stood up at least once an hour
Yoga pants is the new uniform
