Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Put pants on before dialing in Missing my best office bed (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Suddenly craving cafeteria food Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee Yoga pants is the new uniform Snuggled with my pet Seeing co- worker's kitchens Got distracted by the TV Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Having a fridge so close is too tempting Put a load of laundry Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Stood up at least once an hour Kitchen table is my new desk Ate a vegetable Not missing rush hour traffic Mic on mute during conference call Put pants on before dialing in Missing my best office bed (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Suddenly craving cafeteria food Too much alone time Junk food for breakfast Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Drinking too much coffee Yoga pants is the new uniform Snuggled with my pet Seeing co- worker's kitchens Got distracted by the TV Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Wearing my pajamas all day Having a fridge so close is too tempting Put a load of laundry Washed my hands in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Stood up at least once an hour Kitchen table is my new desk Ate a vegetable
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Not missing rush hour traffic
Mic on mute during conference call
Put pants on before dialing in
Missing my best office bed
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Touched my face in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Too much alone time
Junk food for breakfast
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Drinking too much coffee
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Snuggled with my pet
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Got distracted by the TV
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Wearing my pajamas all day
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Put a load of laundry
Washed my hands in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Stood up at least once an hour
Kitchen table is my new desk
Ate a vegetable
