Too much alone time Got distracted by the TV Having a fridge so close is too tempting Yoga pants is the new uniform Stepping out for fresh air Seeing co- worker's kitchens (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Suddenly craving cafeteria food Wearing my pajamas all day Not missing rush hour traffic Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Missing my best office bed Ate a vegetable Stood up at least once an hour Snuggled with my pet Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Mic on mute during conference call Junk food for breakfast Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Too much alone time Got distracted by the TV Having a fridge so close is too tempting Yoga pants is the new uniform Stepping out for fresh air Seeing co- worker's kitchens (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Suddenly craving cafeteria food Wearing my pajamas all day Not missing rush hour traffic Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Touched my face in the last hour 3 or more conference calls in a day Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee Missing my best office bed Ate a vegetable Stood up at least once an hour Snuggled with my pet Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Mic on mute during conference call Junk food for breakfast Put pants on before dialing in Put a load of laundry Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
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Too much alone time
Got distracted by the TV
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Stepping out for fresh air
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Wearing my pajamas all day
Not missing rush hour traffic
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Touched my face in the last hour
3 or more conference calls in a day
Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
Missing my best office bed
Ate a vegetable
Stood up at least once an hour
Snuggled with my pet
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Kitchen table is my new desk
Mic on mute during conference call
Junk food for breakfast
Put pants on before dialing in
Put a load of laundry
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
