Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Snuggled with my pet Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Seeing co- worker's kitchens Washed my hands in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food Ate a vegetable Yoga pants is the new uniform Not missing rush hour traffic Put pants on before dialing in Stepping out for fresh air Got distracted by the TV Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Mic on mute during conference call Stood up at least once an hour (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my best office bed Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Having a fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Junk food for breakfast Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Snuggled with my pet Too much alone time Drinking too much coffee Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Seeing co- worker's kitchens Washed my hands in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food Ate a vegetable Yoga pants is the new uniform Not missing rush hour traffic Put pants on before dialing in Stepping out for fresh air Got distracted by the TV Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Mic on mute during conference call Stood up at least once an hour (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Missing my best office bed Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Having a fridge so close is too tempting Kitchen table is my new desk 3 or more conference calls in a day Put a load of laundry Junk food for breakfast
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Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Snuggled with my pet
Too much alone time
Drinking too much coffee
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Washed my hands in the last hour
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Ate a vegetable
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Not missing rush hour traffic
Put pants on before dialing in
Stepping out for fresh air
Got distracted by the TV
Touched my face in the last hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
Mic on mute during conference call
Stood up at least once an hour
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Missing my best office bed
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Kitchen table is my new desk
3 or more conference calls in a day
Put a load of laundry
Junk food for breakfast
