Junk food for breakfast Missing my best office bed Ate a vegetable Kitchen table is my new desk Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Snuggled with my pet (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) 3 or more conference calls in a day Too much alone time Mic on mute during conference call Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's kitchens Put a load of laundry Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Stepping out for fresh air Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Having a fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Washed my hands in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform Junk food for breakfast Missing my best office bed Ate a vegetable Kitchen table is my new desk Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Snuggled with my pet (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) 3 or more conference calls in a day Too much alone time Mic on mute during conference call Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Drinking too much coffee Seeing co- worker's kitchens Put a load of laundry Touched my face in the last hour Wearing my pajamas all day Stepping out for fresh air Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Having a fridge so close is too tempting Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Not missing rush hour traffic Washed my hands in the last hour Suddenly craving cafeteria food Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform
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Junk food for breakfast
Missing my best office bed
Ate a vegetable
Kitchen table is my new desk
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Snuggled with my pet
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
3 or more conference calls in a day
Too much alone time
Mic on mute during conference call
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Drinking too much coffee
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Put a load of laundry
Touched my face in the last hour
Wearing my pajamas all day
Stepping out for fresh air
Got distracted by the TV
Put pants on before dialing in
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Not missing rush hour traffic
Washed my hands in the last hour
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Stood up at least once an hour
Yoga pants is the new uniform
