3 or more conference calls in a day Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Snuggled with my pet Mic on mute during conference call Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Too much alone time Wearing my pajamas all day Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Junk food for breakfast Suddenly craving cafeteria food Having a fridge so close is too tempting Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Not missing rush hour traffic Put a load of laundry Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform Missing my best office bed Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Ate a vegetable 3 or more conference calls in a day Washed my hands in the last hour Drinking too much coffee (Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer) Only hear every fifth word but get the gist Kitchen table is my new desk Snuggled with my pet Mic on mute during conference call Got distracted by the TV Put pants on before dialing in Too much alone time Wearing my pajamas all day Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long Junk food for breakfast Suddenly craving cafeteria food Having a fridge so close is too tempting Touched my face in the last hour Stepping out for fresh air Not missing rush hour traffic Put a load of laundry Seeing co- worker's kitchens Stood up at least once an hour Yoga pants is the new uniform Missing my best office bed Unnatural longing for office birthday cake Ate a vegetable
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3 or more conference calls in a day
Washed my hands in the last hour
Drinking too much coffee
(Sound of someone typing, possibly with a hammer)
Only hear every fifth word but get the gist
Kitchen table is my new desk
Snuggled with my pet
Mic on mute during conference call
Got distracted by the TV
Put pants on before dialing in
Too much alone time
Wearing my pajamas all day
Body parts falling asleep after sitting too long
Junk food for breakfast
Suddenly craving cafeteria food
Having a fridge so close is too tempting
Touched my face in the last hour
Stepping out for fresh air
Not missing rush hour traffic
Put a load of laundry
Seeing co-worker's kitchens
Stood up at least once an hour
Yoga pants is the new uniform
Missing my best office bed
Unnatural longing for office birthday cake
Ate a vegetable
