Objectionsfromneighbours"precision"DodgydemoSold my oldhouse beforethis one’sready so nowI’m rentingOriginalbuildingfallingdownLiving in acaravanwhile thisbuild isongoingShockinglyexpensiveimportedwindowsshot ofchildren whohave visiblyagedPretentiousownersLocalwoodcladdingCircular/curvedhouseDelaysdue toplanningpermissionoutdoorBBq but italwaysrainsSo muchdebt, weneed tostay herebrutalismCitybuildimpendingdivorceI’ve had togo back towork so workhas stoppedon the buildtoo manybedroomsSpiralstaircaseFlatroof inthe UKContractor orarchitectgoesbust/walksoutReduces valueof street/neighbourhoodCouple realise theyare addicted tobuilding/refurbishinghouseswe don'thate theclientKevinsmugkevinbuildswith stickstriple- ormore-glazedwindows"i'm doingthe projectmanaging"Maritaltensionskevinuncomfortableundergroundweatherout price theneighbourhoodMovingdeadlineJapaneseminimalismGraniteworktopswife fromanothercountryI’ve given upmy job tofocus fulltime on thebuildpowerful'Earthly'family noarchitectrequiredKevin"likes"itkevingenuinelylikes thehousearchitectbuilds *their*dream houseSiteflooding/ingressof waterairy"like aship"PolishedconcreteKevineyebrowraisingUnusualinsulationSomethingdoesn't fitspace forentertainingI AM aprojectmanager (inmy day job)Owner isbatshitcrazyget alaborer'sopinionKevin usesprops toillustrate apointmicromanagingboard-formedconcretefailedmash upof designsLeftunfinishedIslandunitI’m teachingmyself a highlytechnical tradefrom a youtubetutorialKevindescribessomethingas “an oasis”AmazingviewsgermanengineeringRanout ofmoneykevin openlywants tofight theclientNeedlesslyexpensivefittingsborrowmoneyfromfriendsHave to goto the bankof Mum andDad for moremoneyunrealisticbudget"eco-friendly"Countrybuild3+skylightshusbandprobablya paedopassivewifeHotwifeHave to goback to thebank formore moneyUnusualbathroombunkerVisit asupplierfloor-to-ceilingwindowsCulturalappropriationbeleagueredspouseI AM anarchitect(in my dayjob)Kevinadmirestheiroptimism"this will allbe done insix weeks"cue laughtrackGrasscoveredroofgroundworkcausesproblems"we have togo deeper"movingbudgetFormerindustrialbuildingeco-friendlyNohardhatsclient"helps"Had morebabies whilethe housewas beingbuiltRegretBuildingis/hassome kindof towerlastminuteredesignsKevininfluencesthe buildNothoughtfor thekidsNodoorsinsideCouncil/codeapprovalDelicatewindowinstallationSolarpanelsGradelisted200k+overbudgetarchitectselfindulgesKevingets hishandsdirtyCouple “love thecharacter” of thebuilding andproceed to rip outall of the characterfrom the building"it feelslike ahousenow!"Kevin doessomeperformativemanuallabourBuildingon stiltsPolystyreneObjectionsfromneighbours"precision"DodgydemoSold my oldhouse beforethis one’sready so nowI’m rentingOriginalbuildingfallingdownLiving in acaravanwhile thisbuild isongoingShockinglyexpensiveimportedwindowsshot ofchildren whohave visiblyagedPretentiousownersLocalwoodcladdingCircular/curvedhouseDelaysdue toplanningpermissionoutdoorBBq but italwaysrainsSo muchdebt, weneed tostay herebrutalismCitybuildimpendingdivorceI’ve had togo back towork so workhas stoppedon the buildtoo manybedroomsSpiralstaircaseFlatroof inthe UKContractor orarchitectgoesbust/walksoutReduces valueof street/neighbourhoodCouple realise theyare addicted tobuilding/refurbishinghouseswe don'thate theclientKevinsmugkevinbuildswith stickstriple- ormore-glazedwindows"i'm doingthe projectmanaging"Maritaltensionskevinuncomfortableundergroundweatherout price theneighbourhoodMovingdeadlineJapaneseminimalismGraniteworktopswife fromanothercountryI’ve given upmy job tofocus fulltime on thebuildpowerful'Earthly'family noarchitectrequiredKevin"likes"itkevingenuinelylikes thehousearchitectbuilds *their*dream houseSiteflooding/ingressof waterairy"like aship"PolishedconcreteKevineyebrowraisingUnusualinsulationSomethingdoesn't fitspace forentertainingI AM aprojectmanager (inmy day job)Owner isbatshitcrazyget alaborer'sopinionKevin usesprops toillustrate apointmicromanagingboard-formedconcretefailedmash upof designsLeftunfinishedIslandunitI’m teachingmyself a highlytechnical tradefrom a youtubetutorialKevindescribessomethingas “an oasis”AmazingviewsgermanengineeringRanout ofmoneykevin openlywants tofight theclientNeedlesslyexpensivefittingsborrowmoneyfromfriendsHave to goto the bankof Mum andDad for moremoneyunrealisticbudget"eco-friendly"Countrybuild3+skylightshusbandprobablya paedopassivewifeHotwifeHave to goback to thebank formore moneyUnusualbathroombunkerVisit asupplierfloor-to-ceilingwindowsCulturalappropriationbeleagueredspouseI AM anarchitect(in my dayjob)Kevinadmirestheiroptimism"this will allbe done insix weeks"cue laughtrackGrasscoveredroofgroundworkcausesproblems"we have togo deeper"movingbudgetFormerindustrialbuildingeco-friendlyNohardhatsclient"helps"Had morebabies whilethe housewas beingbuiltRegretBuildingis/hassome kindof towerlastminuteredesignsKevininfluencesthe buildNothoughtfor thekidsNodoorsinsideCouncil/codeapprovalDelicatewindowinstallationSolarpanelsGradelisted200k+overbudgetarchitectselfindulgesKevingets hishandsdirtyCouple “love thecharacter” of thebuilding andproceed to rip outall of the characterfrom the building"it feelslike ahousenow!"Kevin doessomeperformativemanuallabourBuildingon stiltsPolystyrene

Ultimate Grand Designs Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Objections from neighbours
  2. "precision"
  3. Dodgy demo
  4. Sold my old house before this one’s ready so now I’m renting
  5. Original building falling down
  6. Living in a caravan while this build is ongoing
  7. Shockingly expensive imported windows
  8. shot of children who have visibly aged
  9. Pretentious owners
  10. Local wood cladding
  11. Circular/curved house
  12. Delays due to planning permission
  13. outdoor BBq but it always rains
  14. So much debt, we need to stay here
  15. brutalism
  16. City build
  17. impending divorce
  18. I’ve had to go back to work so work has stopped on the build
  19. too many bedrooms
  20. Spiral staircase
  21. Flat roof in the UK
  22. Contractor or architect goes bust/walks out
  23. Reduces value of street /neighbourhood
  24. Couple realise they are addicted to building/refurbishing houses
  25. we don't hate the client
  26. Kevin smug
  27. kevin builds with sticks
  28. triple- or more-glazed windows
  29. "i'm doing the project managing"
  30. Marital tensions
  31. kevin uncomfortable underground
  32. weather
  33. out price the neighbourhood
  34. Moving deadline
  35. Japanese minimalism
  36. Granite worktops
  37. wife from another country
  38. I’ve given up my job to focus full time on the build
  39. powerful
  40. 'Earthly' family
  41. no architect required
  42. Kevin "likes" it
  43. kevin genuinely likes the house
  44. architect builds *their* dream house
  45. Site flooding/ingress of water
  46. airy
  47. "like a ship"
  48. Polished concrete
  49. Kevin eyebrow raising
  50. Unusual insulation
  51. Something doesn't fit
  52. space for entertaining
  53. I AM a project manager (in my day job)
  54. Owner is batshit crazy
  55. get a laborer's opinion
  56. Kevin uses props to illustrate a point
  57. micromanaging
  58. board-formed concrete
  59. failed mash up of designs
  60. Left unfinished
  61. Island unit
  62. I’m teaching myself a highly technical trade from a youtube tutorial
  63. Kevin describes something as “an oasis”
  64. Amazing views
  65. german engineering
  66. Ran out of money
  67. kevin openly wants to fight the client
  68. Needlessly expensive fittings
  69. borrow money from friends
  70. Have to go to the bank of Mum and Dad for more money
  71. unrealistic budget
  72. "eco-friendly"
  73. Country build
  74. 3+ skylights
  75. husband probably a paedo
  76. passive wife
  77. Hot wife
  78. Have to go back to the bank for more money
  79. Unusual bathroom
  80. bunker
  81. Visit a supplier
  82. floor-to-ceiling windows
  83. Cultural appropriation
  84. beleaguered spouse
  85. I AM an architect (in my day job)
  86. Kevin admires their optimism
  87. "this will all be done in six weeks" cue laugh track
  88. Grass covered roof
  89. groundwork causes problems "we have to go deeper"
  90. moving budget
  91. Former industrial building
  92. eco-friendly
  93. No hard hats
  94. client "helps"
  95. Had more babies while the house was being built
  96. Regret
  97. Building is/has some kind of tower
  98. last minute redesigns
  99. Kevin influences the build
  100. No thought for the kids
  101. No doors inside
  102. Council/code approval
  103. Delicate window installation
  104. Solar panels
  105. Grade listed
  106. 200k+ over budget
  107. architect self indulges
  108. Kevin gets his hands dirty
  109. Couple “love the character” of the building and proceed to rip out all of the character from the building
  110. "it feels like a house now!"
  111. Kevin does some performative manual labour
  112. Building on stilts
  113. Polystyrene