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ormore-glazedwindowsGradelistedIslandunitI’ve given upmy job tofocus fulltime on thebuildarchitectbuilds *their*dream houseNothoughtfor thekidslastminuteredesignsfloor-to-ceilingwindowsOriginalbuildingfallingdownLocalwoodcladdingairyNeedlesslyexpensivefittingsKevininfluencesthe buildVisit asupplier"like aship"DodgydemomicromanagingCouple realise theyare addicted tobuilding/refurbishinghousesFormerindustrialbuildingUnusualinsulationNohardhatsSomethingdoesn't fitAmazingviewsLiving in acaravanwhile thisbuild isongoingnoarchitectrequiredHave to goto the bankof Mum andDad for moremoneygroundworkcausesproblems"we have togo deeper"CitybuildSo muchdebt, weneed tostay here'Earthly'family Kevin"likes"itHad morebabies whilethe housewas beingbuiltbrutalismOwner isbatshitcrazypowerfulgermanengineeringI’ve had togo back towork so workhas stoppedon the build"eco-friendly"kevinbuildswith sticksObjectionsfromneighboursCountrybuildContractor orarchitectgoesbust/walksoutborrowmoneyfromfriendsHotwifePolystyrenekevin openlywants tofight theclientwe don'thate theclientRegretDelicatewindowinstallationfailedmash upof designskevinuncomfortableundergroundDelaysdue toplanningpermissionLeftunfinishedUnusualbathroomShockinglyexpensiveimportedwindowseco-friendlyFlatroof inthe UK"it feelslike ahousenow!"passivewifemovingbudgethusbandprobablya paedoshot ofchildren whohave visiblyagedboard-formedconcreteKevinadmirestheiroptimismweatherMaritaltensionsI AM aprojectmanager (inmy day job)Council/codeapprovalMovingdeadlineout price theneighbourhood200k+overbudgetoutdoorBBq but italwaysrainsPolishedconcreteSpiralstaircaseunrealisticbudgetbunkerSolarpanelsGrasscoveredroofRanout ofmoneyCulturalappropriationKevindescribessomethingas “an oasis”Have to goback to thebank formore moneywife fromanothercountrySold my oldhouse beforethis one’sready so nowI’m rentingarchitectselfindulgesKevin doessomeperformativemanuallabourGraniteworktopsKevin usesprops toillustrate apointclient"helps"JapaneseminimalismBuildingis/hassome kindof tower"this will allbe done insix weeks"cue laughtrack"i'm doingthe projectmanaging"PretentiousownersCouple “love thecharacter” of thebuilding andproceed to rip outall of the characterfrom the buildingKevinsmugCircular/curvedhouseimpendingdivorcespace forentertainingKevingets hishandsdirtyKevineyebrowraisingbeleagueredspouse"precision"Reduces valueof street/neighbourhoodget alaborer'sopinionBuildingon stiltsSiteflooding/ingressof watertoo manybedroomskevingenuinelylikes thehouseI AM anarchitect(in my dayjob)3+skylightsNodoorsinsideI’m teachingmyself a highlytechnical tradefrom a youtubetutorialtriple- ormore-glazedwindowsGradelistedIslandunitI’ve given upmy job tofocus fulltime on thebuildarchitectbuilds *their*dream houseNothoughtfor thekidslastminuteredesignsfloor-to-ceilingwindowsOriginalbuildingfallingdownLocalwoodcladdingairyNeedlesslyexpensivefittingsKevininfluencesthe buildVisit asupplier"like aship"DodgydemomicromanagingCouple realise theyare addicted tobuilding/refurbishinghousesFormerindustrialbuildingUnusualinsulationNohardhatsSomethingdoesn't fitAmazingviewsLiving in acaravanwhile thisbuild isongoingnoarchitectrequiredHave to goto the bankof Mum andDad for moremoneygroundworkcausesproblems"we have togo deeper"CitybuildSo muchdebt, weneed tostay here'Earthly'family Kevin"likes"itHad morebabies whilethe housewas beingbuiltbrutalismOwner isbatshitcrazypowerfulgermanengineeringI’ve had togo back towork so workhas stoppedon the build"eco-friendly"kevinbuildswith sticksObjectionsfromneighboursCountrybuildContractor orarchitectgoesbust/walksoutborrowmoneyfromfriendsHotwifePolystyrenekevin openlywants tofight theclientwe don'thate theclientRegretDelicatewindowinstallationfailedmash upof designskevinuncomfortableundergroundDelaysdue toplanningpermissionLeftunfinishedUnusualbathroomShockinglyexpensiveimportedwindowseco-friendlyFlatroof inthe UK"it feelslike ahousenow!"passivewifemovingbudgethusbandprobablya paedoshot ofchildren whohave visiblyagedboard-formedconcreteKevinadmirestheiroptimismweatherMaritaltensionsI AM aprojectmanager (inmy day job)Council/codeapprovalMovingdeadlineout price theneighbourhood200k+overbudgetoutdoorBBq but italwaysrainsPolishedconcreteSpiralstaircaseunrealisticbudgetbunker

Ultimate Grand Designs Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Solar panels
  2. Grass covered roof
  3. Ran out of money
  4. Cultural appropriation
  5. Kevin describes something as “an oasis”
  6. Have to go back to the bank for more money
  7. wife from another country
  8. Sold my old house before this one’s ready so now I’m renting
  9. architect self indulges
  10. Kevin does some performative manual labour
  11. Granite worktops
  12. Kevin uses props to illustrate a point
  13. client "helps"
  14. Japanese minimalism
  15. Building is/has some kind of tower
  16. "this will all be done in six weeks" cue laugh track
  17. "i'm doing the project managing"
  18. Pretentious owners
  19. Couple “love the character” of the building and proceed to rip out all of the character from the building
  20. Kevin smug
  21. Circular/curved house
  22. impending divorce
  23. space for entertaining
  24. Kevin gets his hands dirty
  25. Kevin eyebrow raising
  26. beleaguered spouse
  27. "precision"
  28. Reduces value of street /neighbourhood
  29. get a laborer's opinion
  30. Building on stilts
  31. Site flooding/ingress of water
  32. too many bedrooms
  33. kevin genuinely likes the house
  34. I AM an architect (in my day job)
  35. 3+ skylights
  36. No doors inside
  37. I’m teaching myself a highly technical trade from a youtube tutorial
  38. triple- or more-glazed windows
  39. Grade listed
  40. Island unit
  41. I’ve given up my job to focus full time on the build
  42. architect builds *their* dream house
  43. No thought for the kids
  44. last minute redesigns
  45. floor-to-ceiling windows
  46. Original building falling down
  47. Local wood cladding
  48. airy
  49. Needlessly expensive fittings
  50. Kevin influences the build
  51. Visit a supplier
  52. "like a ship"
  53. Dodgy demo
  54. micromanaging
  55. Couple realise they are addicted to building/refurbishing houses
  56. Former industrial building
  57. Unusual insulation
  58. No hard hats
  59. Something doesn't fit
  60. Amazing views
  61. Living in a caravan while this build is ongoing
  62. no architect required
  63. Have to go to the bank of Mum and Dad for more money
  64. groundwork causes problems "we have to go deeper"
  65. City build
  66. So much debt, we need to stay here
  67. 'Earthly' family
  68. Kevin "likes" it
  69. Had more babies while the house was being built
  70. brutalism
  71. Owner is batshit crazy
  72. powerful
  73. german engineering
  74. I’ve had to go back to work so work has stopped on the build
  75. "eco-friendly"
  76. kevin builds with sticks
  77. Objections from neighbours
  78. Country build
  79. Contractor or architect goes bust/walks out
  80. borrow money from friends
  81. Hot wife
  82. Polystyrene
  83. kevin openly wants to fight the client
  84. we don't hate the client
  85. Regret
  86. Delicate window installation
  87. failed mash up of designs
  88. kevin uncomfortable underground
  89. Delays due to planning permission
  90. Left unfinished
  91. Unusual bathroom
  92. Shockingly expensive imported windows
  93. eco-friendly
  94. Flat roof in the UK
  95. "it feels like a house now!"
  96. passive wife
  97. moving budget
  98. husband probably a paedo
  99. shot of children who have visibly aged
  100. board-formed concrete
  101. Kevin admires their optimism
  102. weather
  103. Marital tensions
  104. I AM a project manager (in my day job)
  105. Council/code approval
  106. Moving deadline
  107. out price the neighbourhood
  108. 200k+ over budget
  109. outdoor BBq but it always rains
  110. Polished concrete
  111. Spiral staircase
  112. unrealistic budget
  113. bunker