nomother3 (</3)If Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.zeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaostallingfor timea portnobodyasked forDLC DLCDLC DLC0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversaryfireeeeemblemnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingthird-party/indiereeeeeeeelkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsago*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showswitch promakespeoplesaltya smashcharacternobodyasked foran onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownsmt vlooksokay"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')nomother3 (</3)If Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.zeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaostallingfor timea portnobodyasked forDLC DLCDLC DLC0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversaryfireeeeemblemnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingthird-party/indiereeeeeeeelkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsago*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showswitch promakespeoplesaltya smashcharacternobodyasked foran onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownsmt vlooksokay"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. no mother 3 (</3)
  2. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  3. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  4. stalling for time
  5. a port nobody asked for
  6. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  7. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  8. fireeeeemblem
  9. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  10. a remake that looks worse
  11. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  12. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  13. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  14. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  15. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  16. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  17. switch pro makes people salty
  18. a smash character nobody asked for
  19. an online update that isn't actually good
  20. something clearly for the investors
  21. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  22. smt v looks okay
  23. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  24. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')