switch promakespeoplesaltyDLC DLCDLC DLC0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarystallingfor timea gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingsmt vlooksokaya smashcharacternobodyasked forkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showa remakethat looksworsethird-party/indiereeeeeeeelzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmao"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.nomother3 (</3)*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*nintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a portnobodyasked forsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsfireeeeembleman onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodswitch promakespeoplesaltyDLC DLCDLC DLC0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarystallingfor timea gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownwe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingsmt vlooksokaya smashcharacternobodyasked forkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showa remakethat looksworsethird-party/indiereeeeeeeelzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmao"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.nomother3 (</3)*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*nintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a portnobodyasked forsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsfireeeeembleman onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygood

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. switch pro makes people salty
  2. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  3. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  4. stalling for time
  5. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  6. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  7. smt v looks okay
  8. a smash character nobody asked for
  9. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  10. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  11. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  12. a remake that looks worse
  13. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  14. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  15. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  16. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  17. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  18. no mother 3 (</3)
  19. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  20. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  21. a port nobody asked for
  22. something clearly for the investors
  23. fireeeeemblem
  24. an online update that isn't actually good