we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingBayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showstallingfor timea remakethat looksworse"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"If Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.third-party/indiereeeeeeeelswitch promakespeoplesalty0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarysmt vlooksokaya portnobodyasked forzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaonintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')fireeeeemblema gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)somethingclearly fortheinvestors*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*a smashcharacternobodyasked fora bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoDLC DLCDLC DLCnomother3 (</3)we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingBayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showstallingfor timea remakethat looksworse"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"If Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.third-party/indiereeeeeeeelswitch promakespeoplesalty0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarysmt vlooksokaya portnobodyasked forzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaonintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)industrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')fireeeeemblema gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)somethingclearly fortheinvestors*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*a smashcharacternobodyasked fora bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoDLC DLCDLC DLCnomother3 (</3)

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  2. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  3. stalling for time
  4. a remake that looks worse
  5. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  6. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  7. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  8. switch pro makes people salty
  9. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  10. smt v looks okay
  11. a port nobody asked for
  12. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  13. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  14. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  15. fireeeeemblem
  16. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  17. an online update that isn't actually good
  18. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  19. something clearly for the investors
  20. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  21. a smash character nobody asked for
  22. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  23. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  24. no mother 3 (</3)