a smashcharacternobodyasked forsmt vlooksokaysomethingclearly fortheinvestorsstallingfor timea bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa portnobodyasked fornomother3 (</3)fireeeeemblemIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.a gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoswitch promakespeoplesaltyan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"DLC DLCDLC DLCthird-party/indiereeeeeeeela remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot show0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversary*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*a smashcharacternobodyasked forsmt vlooksokaysomethingclearly fortheinvestorsstallingfor timea bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa portnobodyasked fornomother3 (</3)fireeeeemblemIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.a gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoswitch promakespeoplesaltyan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"DLC DLCDLC DLCthird-party/indiereeeeeeeela remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot show0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversary*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. a smash character nobody asked for
  2. smt v looks okay
  3. something clearly for the investors
  4. stalling for time
  5. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  6. a port nobody asked for
  7. no mother 3 (</3)
  8. fireeeeemblem
  9. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  10. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  11. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  12. switch pro makes people salty
  13. an online update that isn't actually good
  14. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  15. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  16. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  17. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  18. a remake that looks worse
  19. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  20. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  21. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  22. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  23. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  24. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*