fireeeeemblemnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsago0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarya gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsthird-party/indiereeeeeeeelIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.smt vlooksokayan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygooda remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoa smashcharacternobodyasked forindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)stallingfor timea portnobodyasked for*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*switch promakespeoplesalty"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showDLC DLCDLC DLCnomother3 (</3)fireeeeemblemnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsago0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarya gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownsomethingclearly fortheinvestorsthird-party/indiereeeeeeeelIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.smt vlooksokayan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygooda remakethat looksworsewe allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoa smashcharacternobodyasked forindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)stallingfor timea portnobodyasked for*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*switch promakespeoplesalty"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showDLC DLCDLC DLCnomother3 (</3)

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. fireeeeemblem
  2. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  3. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  4. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  5. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  6. something clearly for the investors
  7. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  8. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  9. smt v looks okay
  10. an online update that isn't actually good
  11. a remake that looks worse
  12. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  13. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  14. a smash character nobody asked for
  15. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  16. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  17. stalling for time
  18. a port nobody asked for
  19. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  20. switch pro makes people salty
  21. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  22. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  23. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  24. no mother 3 (</3)