kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshown0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversaryswitch promakespeoplesaltythird-party/indiereeeeeeeela remakethat looksworsea portnobodyasked forstallingfor timefireeeeemblemzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaosomethingclearly fortheinvestors"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"nomother3 (</3)Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')DLC DLCDLC DLCIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.smt vlooksokaya smashcharacternobodyasked for*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*kirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshown0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversaryswitch promakespeoplesaltythird-party/indiereeeeeeeela remakethat looksworsea portnobodyasked forstallingfor timefireeeeemblemzeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaosomethingclearly fortheinvestors"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"nomother3 (</3)Bayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot showan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygoodnintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')DLC DLCDLC DLCIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.smt vlooksokaya smashcharacternobodyasked for*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  2. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  3. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  4. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary
  5. switch pro makes people salty
  6. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  7. a remake that looks worse
  8. a port nobody asked for
  9. stalling for time
  10. fireeeeemblem
  11. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  12. something clearly for the investors
  13. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  14. no mother 3 (</3)
  15. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  16. an online update that isn't actually good
  17. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  18. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  19. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  20. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  21. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  22. smt v looks okay
  23. a smash character nobody asked for
  24. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*