smt vlooksokaythird-party/indiereeeeeeeelIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.a smashcharacternobodyasked forfireeeeemblemsomethingclearly fortheinvestors*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a portnobodyasked forswitch promakespeoplesaltyindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')nintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)zeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoBayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot show"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"nomother3 (</3)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownstallingfor timeDLC DLCDLC DLCan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygooda remakethat looksworse0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversarysmt vlooksokaythird-party/indiereeeeeeeelIf Donkey Kongascends fromthe grave, thisdirect will makeus regret it.a smashcharacternobodyasked forfireeeeemblemsomethingclearly fortheinvestors*insert WiiU/3DSgamehere*we allwonder wtfgamefreakis smokingkirby sucks avoid into theuniverse(new kirby)a portnobodyasked forswitch promakespeoplesaltyindustrybuzzword(bonuspoints if'raytracing')nintendoannihilatesstar fox(again)zeldacollection...is a timedrelease lmaoBayo 3 orMetroidPrime 4 willnot show"Wait,NINTENDOownedthat?"nomother3 (</3)a bunch ofthird-partygameseveryone elseplayed yearsagoa gameannouncedwith almostnothingshownstallingfor timeDLC DLCDLC DLCan onlineupdate thatisn't actuallygooda remakethat looksworse0acknowledgementof Metroid'sanniversary

nintendo cynical bingo e3 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. smt v looks okay
  2. third-party/indie reeeeeeeel
  3. If Donkey Kong ascends from the grave, this direct will make us regret it.
  4. a smash character nobody asked for
  5. fireeeeemblem
  6. something clearly for the investors
  7. *insert Wii U/3DS game here*
  8. we all wonder wtf gamefreak is smoking
  9. kirby sucks a void into the universe (new kirby)
  10. a port nobody asked for
  11. switch pro makes people salty
  12. industry buzzword (bonus points if 'raytracing')
  13. nintendo annihilates star fox (again)
  14. zelda collection... is a timed release lmao
  15. Bayo 3 or Metroid Prime 4 will not show
  16. "Wait, NINTENDO owned that?"
  17. no mother 3 (</3)
  18. a bunch of third-party games everyone else played years ago
  19. a game announced with almost nothing shown
  20. stalling for time
  21. DLC DLC DLC DLC
  22. an online update that isn't actually good
  23. a remake that looks worse
  24. 0 acknowledgement of Metroid's anniversary