Cellist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "Your violin needs to go on a diet, haw haw haw"
2. "Bet you wish you played the violin"
3. "MUMMY WHAT'S THAT?"
4. "Can you do string tracks for my 3rd rate crunk band?"
5. "Bet you wish you played the flute"
6. "You can't bring THAT THING in here"
7. "Do you have to buy a seat for that?"
8. "You should *insert unsolicited career advice*"
9. "It looks like an alien on your back"
10. "Is that heavy?"
11. "Do you play in an orchestra?"
12. "Is that a double bass?"
13. "PLAY US A TUNE"
14. "Haha, you like opening your legs, haha"
15. "That's a big violin!"
16. "Bet you wish you played the piccolo"
17. "Have you got Grade 8?"
18. "Is that a bazooka?"
19. "YOU JUST NEARLY HIT ME WITH THAT THING"
20. "Is that a coffin?"
21. "Do you earn much doing that, then?"
22. "That's a big guitar!"
23. "Haha it's bigger than you!"
24. "Have you got a machine gun in there?"
25. "Have you got a dead body in there?"