We bring upour evenworse familymembersThey sing'HappyBirthday'against mywishesDad isdrinkingbeforedinnerDadpronounces'vegan'wrongEveryonelooks at mewhen theservercomesAnyonecriesMy brotherand my dadrepeat thesamesentencePixie makesnotes fortherapytomorrowBoth parentschainsmokeon the driveto/fromrestaurantPixiedrinks 3+cups ofteaAnyreference tothe mealbeing tooexpensiveAwkwardphotosare takenMom refersto my mealas "that stuff"Someoneproposesafter dinnerplans, getsshot downBrotherbrings up oldboyfriends ofPixie'sMom makesreference toher movingto SCAnyone says"well we wouldhave made acake but you'revegan.."Mom sayssomethinglike "I miss[old Pixieboyfriend]"Mom makesinappropriatecommentRE:alcoholismMom & Dadhave pettyargumentacross thetableOverly longconvo aboutSaturday'sPartyBrother & Ithrow shadethat goesover mom'sheadMom sayssomethinglike, "Now Idon't have todo dishes!"Someoneasks apointedquestionabout collegeWe bring upour evenworse familymembersThey sing'HappyBirthday'against mywishesDad isdrinkingbeforedinnerDadpronounces'vegan'wrongEveryonelooks at mewhen theservercomesAnyonecriesMy brotherand my dadrepeat thesamesentencePixie makesnotes fortherapytomorrowBoth parentschainsmokeon the driveto/fromrestaurantPixiedrinks 3+cups ofteaAnyreference tothe mealbeing tooexpensiveAwkwardphotosare takenMom refersto my mealas "that stuff"Someoneproposesafter dinnerplans, getsshot downBrotherbrings up oldboyfriends ofPixie'sMom makesreference toher movingto SCAnyone says"well we wouldhave made acake but you'revegan.."Mom sayssomethinglike "I miss[old Pixieboyfriend]"Mom makesinappropriatecommentRE:alcoholismMom & Dadhave pettyargumentacross thetableOverly longconvo aboutSaturday'sPartyBrother & Ithrow shadethat goesover mom'sheadMom sayssomethinglike, "Now Idon't have todo dishes!"Someoneasks apointedquestionabout college

Pixie's Family B-Day Dinner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. We bring up our even worse family members
  2. They sing 'Happy Birthday' against my wishes
  3. Dad is drinking before dinner
  4. Dad pronounces 'vegan' wrong
  5. Everyone looks at me when the server comes
  6. Anyone cries
  7. My brother and my dad repeat the same sentence
  8. Pixie makes notes for therapy tomorrow
  9. Both parents chainsmoke on the drive to/from restaurant
  10. Pixie drinks 3+ cups of tea
  11. Any reference to the meal being too expensive
  12. Awkward photos are taken
  13. Mom refers to my meal as "that stuff"
  14. Someone proposes after dinner plans, gets shot down
  15. Brother brings up old boyfriends of Pixie's
  16. Mom makes reference to her moving to SC
  17. Anyone says "well we would have made a cake but you're vegan.."
  18. Mom says something like "I miss [old Pixie boyfriend]"
  19. Mom makes inappropriate comment RE: alcoholism
  20. Mom & Dad have petty argument across the table
  21. Overly long convo about Saturday's Party
  22. Brother & I throw shade that goes over mom's head
  23. Mom says something like, "Now I don't have to do dishes!"
  24. Someone asks a pointed question about college