You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Stop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatIt willend intearsJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonWhat didyour lastslave dieof?Were youborn in abarn?When you’re18 you cando what youwantDo as Isay, notas I doI want,nevergetsNo suchword as‘can’t’I’ll turnthis cararound!I’m notasking,I’m tellingBecauseI saidso!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Stop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatIt willend intearsJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonWhat didyour lastslave dieof?Were youborn in abarn?When you’re18 you cando what youwantDo as Isay, notas I doI want,nevergetsNo suchword as‘can’t’I’ll turnthis cararound!I’m notasking,I’m tellingBecauseI saidso!

'Because I said so!' BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on
  2. You’ll take someone’s eye out with that!
  3. I didn’t come down in the last shower!
  4. Stop Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About
  5. You better wipe that look off your face
  6. Who is she? The cats mother?
  7. Don’t make that face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
  8. It will end in tears
  9. Just wait until your father gets home
  10. If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
  11. If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair
  12. Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!
  13. You have two ears and only one mouth for a reason
  14. What did your last slave die of?
  15. Were you born in a barn?
  16. When you’re 18 you can do what you want
  17. Do as I say, not as I do
  18. I want, never gets
  19. No such word as ‘can’t’
  20. I’ll turn this car around!
  21. I’m not asking, I’m telling
  22. Because I said so!