What didyour lastslave dieof?It willend intearsYou havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonNo suchword as‘can’t’If yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?When you’re18 you cando what youwantYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatWere youborn in abarn?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI didn’t comedown in thelast shower!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onJust waituntil yourfather getshomeStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutI want,nevergetsDo as Isay, notas I doI’m notasking,I’m tellingYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!Moneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!I’ll turnthis cararound!BecauseI saidso!What didyour lastslave dieof?It willend intearsYou havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonNo suchword as‘can’t’If yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?When you’re18 you cando what youwantYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatWere youborn in abarn?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI didn’t comedown in thelast shower!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onJust waituntil yourfather getshomeStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutI want,nevergetsDo as Isay, notas I doI’m notasking,I’m tellingYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!Moneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!I’ll turnthis cararound!BecauseI saidso!

'Because I said so!' BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did your last slave die of?
  2. It will end in tears
  3. You have two ears and only one mouth for a reason
  4. No such word as ‘can’t’
  5. If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
  6. When you’re 18 you can do what you want
  7. You better wipe that look off your face
  8. Who is she? The cats mother?
  9. Don’t make that face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
  10. Were you born in a barn?
  11. If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair
  12. I didn’t come down in the last shower!
  13. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on
  14. Just wait until your father gets home
  15. Stop Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About
  16. I want, never gets
  17. Do as I say, not as I do
  18. I’m not asking, I’m telling
  19. You’ll take someone’s eye out with that!
  20. Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!
  21. I’ll turn this car around!
  22. Because I said so!