You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWhen you’re18 you cando what youwantI want,nevergetsDon’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?No suchword as‘can’t’I’m notasking,I’m tellingDo as Isay, notas I doIt willend intearsYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!What didyour lastslave dieof?Stop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutBecauseI saidso!If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Were youborn in abarn?You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceI’ll turnthis cararound!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWhen you’re18 you cando what youwantI want,nevergetsDon’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?No suchword as‘can’t’I’m notasking,I’m tellingDo as Isay, notas I doIt willend intearsYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!What didyour lastslave dieof?Stop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutBecauseI saidso!If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Were youborn in abarn?You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceI’ll turnthis cararound!

'Because I said so!' BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on
  2. When you’re 18 you can do what you want
  3. I want, never gets
  4. Don’t make that face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
  5. Just wait until your father gets home
  6. If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
  7. No such word as ‘can’t’
  8. I’m not asking, I’m telling
  9. Do as I say, not as I do
  10. It will end in tears
  11. You’ll take someone’s eye out with that!
  12. I didn’t come down in the last shower!
  13. What did your last slave die of?
  14. Stop Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About
  15. Because I said so!
  16. If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair
  17. Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!
  18. You have two ears and only one mouth for a reason
  19. Who is she? The cats mother?
  20. Were you born in a barn?
  21. You better wipe that look off your face
  22. I’ll turn this car around!