What didyour lastslave dieof?BecauseI saidso!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutDon’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWhen you’re18 you cando what youwantWere youborn in abarn?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI want,nevergetsYou havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonNo suchword as‘can’t’It willend intearsIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?Moneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Just waituntil yourfather getshomeDo as Isay, notas I doI’m notasking,I’m tellingWho isshe? Thecatsmother?I’ll turnthis cararound!What didyour lastslave dieof?BecauseI saidso!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutDon’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWhen you’re18 you cando what youwantWere youborn in abarn?If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI want,nevergetsYou havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonNo suchword as‘can’t’It willend intearsIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?Moneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Just waituntil yourfather getshomeDo as Isay, notas I doI’m notasking,I’m tellingWho isshe? Thecatsmother?I’ll turnthis cararound!

'Because I said so!' BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did your last slave die of?
  2. Because I said so!
  3. You better wipe that look off your face
  4. Stop Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About
  5. Don’t make that face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
  6. You’ll take someone’s eye out with that!
  7. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on
  8. When you’re 18 you can do what you want
  9. Were you born in a barn?
  10. If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair
  11. I want, never gets
  12. You have two ears and only one mouth for a reason
  13. No such word as ‘can’t’
  14. It will end in tears
  15. If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
  16. Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!
  17. I didn’t come down in the last shower!
  18. Just wait until your father gets home
  19. Do as I say, not as I do
  20. I’m not asking, I’m telling
  21. Who is she? The cats mother?
  22. I’ll turn this car around!