You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Do as Isay, notas I doIt willend intearsYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutNo suchword as‘can’t’You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?BecauseI saidso!What didyour lastslave dieof?When you’re18 you cando what youwantI want,nevergetsI’m notasking,I’m tellingWere youborn in abarn?I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI’ll turnthis cararound!You’d loseyour head ifit wasn’tscrewed onWho isshe? Thecatsmother?Do as Isay, notas I doIt willend intearsYou’ll takesomeone’seye outwith that!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceStop CryingBefore I GiveYouSomethingTo Cry AboutNo suchword as‘can’t’You havetwo ears andonly onemouth for areasonJust waituntil yourfather getshomeIf yourfriends toldyou to jumpoff a cliff,would you?BecauseI saidso!What didyour lastslave dieof?When you’re18 you cando what youwantI want,nevergetsI’m notasking,I’m tellingWere youborn in abarn?I didn’t comedown in thelast shower!Don’t makethat face, ifthe windchanges you’llstay like thatMoneydoesn’t growon trees youknow!If you eatyour crustsyou’ll getcurly hairI’ll turnthis cararound!

'Because I said so!' BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on
  2. Who is she? The cats mother?
  3. Do as I say, not as I do
  4. It will end in tears
  5. You’ll take someone’s eye out with that!
  6. You better wipe that look off your face
  7. Stop Crying Before I Give You Something To Cry About
  8. No such word as ‘can’t’
  9. You have two ears and only one mouth for a reason
  10. Just wait until your father gets home
  11. If your friends told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
  12. Because I said so!
  13. What did your last slave die of?
  14. When you’re 18 you can do what you want
  15. I want, never gets
  16. I’m not asking, I’m telling
  17. Were you born in a barn?
  18. I didn’t come down in the last shower!
  19. Don’t make that face, if the wind changes you’ll stay like that
  20. Money doesn’t grow on trees you know!
  21. If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair
  22. I’ll turn this car around!