Arrived at work before sunrise Forgot my network password Ate the club lunch Called the wrong client's CC Forgot my laptop at home Fell asleep at your desk Had a client throw up Eaten snacks bought for clients Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes Played hooky from work Ignored a client calling my name Told a client not to lick a table Planned group on weekend Thrown away client "art" papers Been obsessed with fidget sellers Left office keys home Had a club pet Whole bottle of wine on weekday Spent >$100 on work in a year Late turning in paperwork Counted down for days off Lied to a client Laughed at client's naughty behavior Had a client wipe nose on them Forgot to call/email a coworker back Went a day w/o a group plan Google answer to client question Cleaned unknown liquid in club Gotten sick from a client Gave clients extra break Had a client call you mom/dad Passed gas & clients smelled it Had a client pee on self Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Text/call a work friend to vent Had no copies made Played prank on colleague Cussed in front of clients Rolled eyes at email Ran out of time during Written documentation after 12a Taken off before/ after a holiday Left laptop at work on purpose Stay at work until it was dark Arrived at work before sunrise Forgot my network password Ate the club lunch Called the wrong client's CC Forgot my laptop at home Fell asleep at your desk Had a client throw up Eaten snacks bought for clients Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes Played hooky from work Ignored a client calling my name Told a client not to lick a table Planned group on weekend Thrown away client "art" papers Been obsessed with fidget sellers Left office keys home Had a club pet Whole bottle of wine on weekday Spent >$100 on work in a year Late turning in paperwork Counted down for days off Lied to a client Laughed at client's naughty behavior Had a client wipe nose on them Forgot to call/email a coworker back Went a day w/o a group plan Google answer to client question Cleaned unknown liquid in club Gotten sick from a client Gave clients extra break Had a client call you mom/dad Passed gas & clients smelled it Had a client pee on self Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Text/call a work friend to vent Had no copies made Played prank on colleague Cussed in front of clients Rolled eyes at email Ran out of time during Written documentation after 12a Taken off before/ after a holiday Left laptop at work on purpose Stay at work until it was dark
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Arrived at work before sunrise
Forgot my network password
Ate the club lunch
Called the wrong client's CC
Forgot my laptop at home
Fell asleep at your desk
Had a client throw up
Eaten snacks bought for clients
Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes
Played hooky from work
Ignored a client calling my name
Told a client not to lick a table
Planned group on weekend
Thrown away client "art" papers
Been obsessed with fidget sellers
Left office keys home
Had a club pet
Whole bottle of wine on weekday
Spent >$100 on work in a year
Late turning in paperwork
Counted down for days off
Lied to a client
Laughed at client's naughty behavior
Had a client wipe nose on them
Forgot to call/email a coworker back
Went a day w/o a group plan
Google answer to client question
Cleaned unknown liquid in club
Gotten sick from a client
Gave clients extra break
Had a client call you mom/dad
Passed gas & clients smelled it
Had a client pee on self
Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break
Text/call a work friend to vent
Had no copies made
Played prank on colleague
Cussed in front of clients
Rolled eyes at email
Ran out of time during
Written documentation after 12a
Taken off before/
after a holiday
Left laptop at work on purpose
Stay at work until it was dark
