Whole bottle of wine on weekday Had a client pee on self Had a client throw up Been obsessed with fidget sellers Had a club pet Text/call a work friend to vent Counted down for days off Lied to a client Cussed in front of clients Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Eaten snacks bought for clients Had no copies made Forgot to call/email a coworker back Spent >$100 on work in a year Planned group on weekend Forgot my laptop at home Told a client not to lick a table Google answer to client question Fell asleep at your desk Gave clients extra break Thrown away client "art" papers Called the wrong client's CC Rolled eyes at email Gotten sick from a client Ignored a client calling my name Forgot my network password Written documentation after 12a Ate the club lunch Had a client call you mom/dad Cleaned unknown liquid in club Had a client wipe nose on them Passed gas & clients smelled it Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes Went a day w/o a group plan Taken off before/ after a holiday Played prank on colleague Late turning in paperwork Ran out of time during Arrived at work before sunrise Played hooky from work Laughed at client's naughty behavior Left office keys home Left laptop at work on purpose Stay at work until it was dark Whole bottle of wine on weekday Had a client pee on self Had a client throw up Been obsessed with fidget sellers Had a club pet Text/call a work friend to vent Counted down for days off Lied to a client Cussed in front of clients Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Eaten snacks bought for clients Had no copies made Forgot to call/email a coworker back Spent >$100 on work in a year Planned group on weekend Forgot my laptop at home Told a client not to lick a table Google answer to client question Fell asleep at your desk Gave clients extra break Thrown away client "art" papers Called the wrong client's CC Rolled eyes at email Gotten sick from a client Ignored a client calling my name Forgot my network password Written documentation after 12a Ate the club lunch Had a client call you mom/dad Cleaned unknown liquid in club Had a client wipe nose on them Passed gas & clients smelled it Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes Went a day w/o a group plan Taken off before/ after a holiday Played prank on colleague Late turning in paperwork Ran out of time during Arrived at work before sunrise Played hooky from work Laughed at client's naughty behavior Left office keys home Left laptop at work on purpose Stay at work until it was dark
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Whole bottle of wine on weekday
Had a client pee on self
Had a client throw up
Been obsessed with fidget sellers
Had a club pet
Text/call a work friend to vent
Counted down for days off
Lied to a client
Cussed in front of clients
Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break
Eaten snacks bought for clients
Had no copies made
Forgot to call/email a coworker back
Spent >$100 on work in a year
Planned group on weekend
Forgot my laptop at home
Told a client not to lick a table
Google answer to client question
Fell asleep at your desk
Gave clients extra break
Thrown away client "art" papers
Called the wrong client's CC
Rolled eyes at email
Gotten sick from a client
Ignored a client calling my name
Forgot my network password
Written documentation after 12a
Ate the club lunch
Had a client call you mom/dad
Cleaned unknown liquid in club
Had a client wipe nose on them
Passed gas & clients smelled it
Let my kids watch movie to catch up notes
Went a day w/o a group plan
Taken off before/
after a holiday
Played prank on colleague
Late turning in paperwork
Ran out of time during
Arrived at work before sunrise
Played hooky from work
Laughed at client's naughty behavior
Left office keys home
Left laptop at work on purpose
Stay at work until it was dark
