(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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no clustered indexes
server, lol, it's actually a vm on the dude who got fired's laptop
standalone cloud vm with databases on ephemeral storage
No checkdb
databases on c: drive
min memory = max memory
server in men/women's room
no index or stat maintenance
Cost Threshold 5
no backups
autogrowth = lol
port 1433 open to god and everybody
Huge transaction log files
this is actually a VM on a completely overallocated host
max memory unset
some random trace flag
MaxDop 0
Agent jobs owned by some guy who got fired
No stats updates
service account as domain admin
client wants to move to a microservices architecture
