MaxDop0somerandomtrace flagstandalonecloud vm withdatabases onephemeralstorageNostatsupdatesserver inmen/women'sroomport 1433open togod andeverybodyHugetransactionlog filesdatabaseson c: driveNocheckdbCostThreshold5Agent jobsowned bysome guywho got firedDatabasesOwned bysomedudeclient wantsto move to amicroservicesarchitecturenoclusteredindexesno index orstatmaintenanceagent job todumpcleanbuffersdomainusersconnectingas sa on alinked serverserviceaccountas domainadminthis is actuallya VM on acompletelyoverallocatedhostserver, lol, it'sactually a vmon the dudewho gotfired's laptopminmemory =maxmemoryautogrowth= lolnobackupsaccidentallyfindunencryptedpiimaxmemoryunsetMaxDop0somerandomtrace flagstandalonecloud vm withdatabases onephemeralstorageNostatsupdatesserver inmen/women'sroomport 1433open togod andeverybodyHugetransactionlog filesdatabaseson c: driveNocheckdbCostThreshold5Agent jobsowned bysome guywho got firedDatabasesOwned bysomedudeclient wantsto move to amicroservicesarchitecturenoclusteredindexesno index orstatmaintenanceagent job todumpcleanbuffersdomainusersconnectingas sa on alinked serverserviceaccountas domainadminthis is actuallya VM on acompletelyoverallocatedhostserver, lol, it'sactually a vmon the dudewho gotfired's laptopminmemory =maxmemoryautogrowth= lolnobackupsaccidentallyfindunencryptedpiimaxmemoryunset

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MaxDop 0
  2. some random trace flag
  3. standalone cloud vm with databases on ephemeral storage
  4. No stats updates
  5. server in men/women's room
  6. port 1433 open to god and everybody
  7. Huge transaction log files
  8. databases on c: drive
  9. No checkdb
  10. Cost Threshold 5
  11. Agent jobs owned by some guy who got fired
  12. Databases Owned by some dude
  13. client wants to move to a microservices architecture
  14. no clustered indexes
  15. no index or stat maintenance
  16. agent job to dump cleanbuffers
  17. domain users connecting as sa on a linked server
  18. service account as domain admin
  19. this is actually a VM on a completely overallocated host
  20. server, lol, it's actually a vm on the dude who got fired's laptop
  21. min memory = max memory
  22. autogrowth = lol
  23. no backups
  24. accidentally find unencrypted pii
  25. max memory unset