MaxDop0maxmemoryunsetdatabaseson c: driveminmemory =maxmemorythis is actuallya VM on acompletelyoverallocatedhostagent job todumpcleanbuffersclient wantsto move to amicroservicesarchitecturestandalonecloud vm withdatabases onephemeralstorageno index orstatmaintenanceNostatsupdatessomerandomtrace flagaccidentallyfindunencryptedpiinobackupsNocheckdbnoclusteredindexesHugetransactionlog filesAgent jobsowned bysome guywho got firedport 1433open togod andeverybodyserviceaccountas domainadminautogrowth= lolserver, lol, it'sactually a vmon the dudewho gotfired's laptopCostThreshold5server inmen/women'sroomdomainusersconnectingas sa on alinked serverDatabasesOwned bysomedudeMaxDop0maxmemoryunsetdatabaseson c: driveminmemory =maxmemorythis is actuallya VM on acompletelyoverallocatedhostagent job todumpcleanbuffersclient wantsto move to amicroservicesarchitecturestandalonecloud vm withdatabases onephemeralstorageno index orstatmaintenanceNostatsupdatessomerandomtrace flagaccidentallyfindunencryptedpiinobackupsNocheckdbnoclusteredindexesHugetransactionlog filesAgent jobsowned bysome guywho got firedport 1433open togod andeverybodyserviceaccountas domainadminautogrowth= lolserver, lol, it'sactually a vmon the dudewho gotfired's laptopCostThreshold5server inmen/women'sroomdomainusersconnectingas sa on alinked serverDatabasesOwned bysomedude

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MaxDop 0
  2. max memory unset
  3. databases on c: drive
  4. min memory = max memory
  5. this is actually a VM on a completely overallocated host
  6. agent job to dump cleanbuffers
  7. client wants to move to a microservices architecture
  8. standalone cloud vm with databases on ephemeral storage
  9. no index or stat maintenance
  10. No stats updates
  11. some random trace flag
  12. accidentally find unencrypted pii
  13. no backups
  14. No checkdb
  15. no clustered indexes
  16. Huge transaction log files
  17. Agent jobs owned by some guy who got fired
  18. port 1433 open to god and everybody
  19. service account as domain admin
  20. autogrowth = lol
  21. server, lol, it's actually a vm on the dude who got fired's laptop
  22. Cost Threshold 5
  23. server in men/women's room
  24. domain users connecting as sa on a linked server
  25. Databases Owned by some dude