MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Butbreak’salmostover!Whatabout thatkid overthere?Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Why do Ineed ahat?/Whining*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.It’s athomeHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’mgettinga tan*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’malreadyburntMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Butbreak’salmostover!Whatabout thatkid overthere?Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Why do Ineed ahat?/Whining*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.It’s athomeHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’mgettinga tan*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’malreadyburnt

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  2. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  3. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  4. But break’s almost over!
  5. What about that kid over there?
  6. Run away!
  7. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  8. Can I stand under yours?
  9. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  10. But I want to be out to play!
  11. Can I wear yours?
  12. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  13. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  14. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  15. My friend’s got my hat.
  16. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  17. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  18. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  19. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  20. It’s at home
  21. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  22. I’m getting a tan
  23. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  24. I’m already burnt