It’s athomeI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburntCan Istandunderyours?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairButbreak’salmostover!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.But I wantto be outto play!I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Runaway!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mgettinga tanIt’s athomeI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburntCan Istandunderyours?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairButbreak’salmostover!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.But I wantto be outto play!I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Runaway!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mgettinga tan

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It’s at home
  2. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  3. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  4. Can I wear yours?
  5. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  6. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  7. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  8. I’m already burnt
  9. Can I stand under yours?
  10. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  11. But break’s almost over!
  12. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  13. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  14. But I want to be out to play!
  15. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  16. What about that kid over there?
  17. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  18. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  19. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  20. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  21. Run away!
  22. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  23. My friend’s got my hat.
  24. I’m getting a tan