Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Iwearyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Butbreak’salmostover!Runaway!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)It’s athomeWhatabout thatkid overthere?I’mgettinga tanTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Iwearyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Butbreak’salmostover!Runaway!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)It’s athomeWhatabout thatkid overthere?I’mgettinga tan

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  2. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  3. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  4. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  5. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  6. I’m already burnt
  7. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  8. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  9. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  10. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  11. Can I stand under yours?
  12. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  13. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  14. My friend’s got my hat.
  15. Can I wear yours?
  16. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  17. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  18. But I want to be out to play!
  19. But break’s almost over!
  20. Run away!
  21. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  22. It’s at home
  23. What about that kid over there?
  24. I’m getting a tan