Can Istandunderyours?Runaway!Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Butbreak’salmostover!I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hair*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburntI’mgettinga tanBut I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Can Iwearyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameIt’s athome*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Can Istandunderyours?Runaway!Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Butbreak’salmostover!I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hair*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburntI’mgettinga tanBut I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Can Iwearyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameIt’s athome*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can I stand under yours?
  2. Run away!
  3. What about that kid over there?
  4. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  5. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  6. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  7. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  8. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  9. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  10. But break’s almost over!
  11. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  12. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  13. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. I’m already burnt
  16. I’m getting a tan
  17. But I want to be out to play!
  18. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  19. My friend’s got my hat.
  20. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  21. Can I wear yours?
  22. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  23. It’s at home
  24. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*