I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatCan Iwearyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’malreadyburntIt’s athomeWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.But I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Butbreak’salmostover!I’mgettinga tanBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameCan Istandunderyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Runaway!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatCan Iwearyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’malreadyburntIt’s athomeWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.But I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Butbreak’salmostover!I’mgettinga tanBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameCan Istandunderyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Runaway!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  2. What about that kid over there?
  3. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  4. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  5. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  6. Can I wear yours?
  7. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  8. I’m already burnt
  9. It’s at home
  10. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  11. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  12. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  13. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  14. But I want to be out to play!
  15. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  16. But break’s almost over!
  17. I’m getting a tan
  18. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  19. Can I stand under yours?
  20. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  21. My friend’s got my hat.
  22. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  23. Run away!
  24. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)