Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’mgettinga tan*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit**Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Whatabout thatkid overthere?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningMyfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s athomeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameRunaway!Butbreak’salmostover!Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’mgettinga tan*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit**Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Whatabout thatkid overthere?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningMyfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s athomeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameRunaway!Butbreak’salmostover!

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can I stand under yours?
  2. I’m already burnt
  3. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  4. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  5. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  6. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  7. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  8. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  9. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  10. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  11. I’m getting a tan
  12. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  13. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  14. What about that kid over there?
  15. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  16. My friend’s got my hat.
  17. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  18. It’s at home
  19. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  20. But I want to be out to play!
  21. Can I wear yours?
  22. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  23. Run away!
  24. But break’s almost over!