Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’mgettinga tanWhatabout thatkid overthere?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairIt’s athomeI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.But I wantto be outto play!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Can Iwearyours?Butbreak’salmostover!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’mgettinga tanWhatabout thatkid overthere?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairIt’s athomeI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.But I wantto be outto play!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Can Iwearyours?Butbreak’salmostover!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  2. Run away!
  3. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  4. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  5. I’m getting a tan
  6. What about that kid over there?
  7. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  8. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  9. My friend’s got my hat.
  10. Can I stand under yours?
  11. I’m already burnt
  12. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  13. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  16. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  17. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  18. It’s at home
  19. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  20. But I want to be out to play!
  21. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  22. Can I wear yours?
  23. But break’s almost over!
  24. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.