I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Can Istandunderyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Whatabout thatkid overthere?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Iwearyours?But I wantto be outto play!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameButbreak’salmostover!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)It’s athomeI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.I’mgettinga tanHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’malreadyburntWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Runaway!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Can Istandunderyours?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Whatabout thatkid overthere?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Iwearyours?But I wantto be outto play!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameButbreak’salmostover!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)It’s athomeI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.I’mgettinga tanHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’malreadyburntWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Runaway!*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  2. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  3. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  4. Can I stand under yours?
  5. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  6. What about that kid over there?
  7. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  8. My friend’s got my hat.
  9. Can I wear yours?
  10. But I want to be out to play!
  11. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  12. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  13. But break’s almost over!
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. It’s at home
  16. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  17. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  18. I’m getting a tan
  19. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  20. I’m already burnt
  21. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  22. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  23. Run away!
  24. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*