Butbreak’salmostover!Runaway!Can Istandunderyours?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyfriend’sgot myhat.It’s athomeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Can Iwearyours?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mgettinga tanWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Butbreak’salmostover!Runaway!Can Istandunderyours?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyfriend’sgot myhat.It’s athomeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Can Iwearyours?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’mgettinga tanWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But break’s almost over!
  2. Run away!
  3. Can I stand under yours?
  4. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  5. But I want to be out to play!
  6. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  7. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  8. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  9. My friend’s got my hat.
  10. It’s at home
  11. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  12. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  13. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  14. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  15. Can I wear yours?
  16. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  17. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  18. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  19. What about that kid over there?
  20. I’m getting a tan
  21. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  22. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  23. I’m already burnt
  24. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.