Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’mgettinga tanMyfriend’sgot myhat.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameIt’s athomeI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But I wantto be outto play!I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Can Istandunderyours?Runaway!Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Butbreak’salmostover!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’mgettinga tanMyfriend’sgot myhat.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameIt’s athomeI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But I wantto be outto play!I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Can Istandunderyours?Runaway!Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Butbreak’salmostover!

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  2. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  3. I’m getting a tan
  4. My friend’s got my hat.
  5. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  6. It’s at home
  7. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  8. I’m already burnt
  9. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  10. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  11. But I want to be out to play!
  12. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  13. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  14. What about that kid over there?
  15. Can I wear yours?
  16. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  17. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  18. Can I stand under yours?
  19. Run away!
  20. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  21. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  22. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  23. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  24. But break’s almost over!