Butbreak’salmostover!I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s athomeWhatabout thatkid overthere?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’malreadyburntWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mgettinga tanBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Runaway!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Can Iwearyours?Butbreak’salmostover!I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s athomeWhatabout thatkid overthere?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’malreadyburntWhy do Ineed ahat?/WhiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mgettinga tanBut there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.Runaway!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Can Iwearyours?

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But break’s almost over!
  2. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  3. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  4. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  5. It’s at home
  6. What about that kid over there?
  7. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  8. I’m already burnt
  9. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  10. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  11. Can I stand under yours?
  12. But I want to be out to play!
  13. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  14. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  15. My friend’s got my hat.
  16. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  17. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  18. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  19. I’m getting a tan
  20. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  21. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  22. Run away!
  23. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  24. Can I wear yours?