But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!I’malreadyburntMyfriend’sgot myhat.It’s athome*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.I’mgettinga tanButbreak’salmostover!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!I’malreadyburntMyfriend’sgot myhat.It’s athome*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.I’mgettinga tanButbreak’salmostover!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Istandunderyours?But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But I want to be out to play!
  2. Can I wear yours?
  3. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  4. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  5. Run away!
  6. I’m already burnt
  7. My friend’s got my hat.
  8. It’s at home
  9. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  10. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  11. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  12. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  13. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  14. I’m getting a tan
  15. But break’s almost over!
  16. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  17. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  18. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  19. Can I stand under yours?
  20. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  21. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  22. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  23. What about that kid over there?
  24. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*