I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Butbreak’salmostover!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyfriend’sgot myhat.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatRunaway!I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningWhatabout thatkid overthere?I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I’malreadyburntMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Can Iwearyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’mgettinga tanIt’s athomeCan Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Butbreak’salmostover!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyfriend’sgot myhat.But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatRunaway!I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningWhatabout thatkid overthere?I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I’malreadyburntMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Can Iwearyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’mgettinga tanIt’s athomeCan Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  2. But break’s almost over!
  3. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  4. My friend’s got my hat.
  5. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  6. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  7. Run away!
  8. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  9. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  10. What about that kid over there?
  11. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  12. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  13. I’m already burnt
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. Can I wear yours?
  16. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  17. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  18. I’m getting a tan
  19. It’s at home
  20. Can I stand under yours?
  21. But I want to be out to play!
  22. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  23. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  24. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.