Can Iwearyours?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’mgettinga tanHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMyfriend’sgot myhat.Butbreak’salmostover!Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s athomeCan Iwearyours?I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’mgettinga tanHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMyfriend’sgot myhat.Butbreak’salmostover!Can Istandunderyours?I’malreadyburntIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But there’s nosun/the sun’s notshining/It’s not hottoday/the sun &shade is the sameI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Why do Ineed ahat?/WhiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s athome

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can I wear yours?
  2. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  3. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  4. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  5. I’m getting a tan
  6. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  7. My friend’s got my hat.
  8. But break’s almost over!
  9. Can I stand under yours?
  10. I’m already burnt
  11. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  12. What about that kid over there?
  13. But I want to be out to play!
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining/It’s not hot today/the sun & shade is the same
  16. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec.
  17. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  18. Run away!
  19. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  20. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  21. Why do I need a hat?/ Whining
  22. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  23. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  24. It’s at home