Awkwarddouble-date gamenightHe casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcommentsPickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inSummersalesbro.His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factYou run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe dateHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)Hot-tubbingHe got yournumber fromLDS toolsIce creamwasinvolvedHe said"You canDJ."Hemansplainedlike the windHis name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)"Hey thisis ____from theward..."He's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHe's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulYou're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)You go ona "drive"to "talk"You will playa sport youwereuninformedofHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.The dateexceeds5 hoursHygiene?He askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)His carreeked ofbodysprayHe'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityToo manypersonalquestionswere askedon his partAwkwarddouble-date gamenightHe casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcommentsPickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inSummersalesbro.His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factYou run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe dateHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)Hot-tubbingHe got yournumber fromLDS toolsIce creamwasinvolvedHe said"You canDJ."Hemansplainedlike the windHis name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)"Hey thisis ____from theward..."He's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHe's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulYou're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)You go ona "drive"to "talk"You will playa sport youwereuninformedofHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.The dateexceeds5 hoursHygiene?He askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)His carreeked ofbodysprayHe'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityToo manypersonalquestionswere askedon his part

The "oh no, Provo" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. R-Awkward double- date game night
  2. P-He casually made 2+ sexist, homophobic, and/or racist comments
  3. P-Pickleball and/or bowling was his initial date idea
  4. P-He prefers to communicate via poor-quality memes
  5. O-You are surprised with a bonus activity you do not want to participate in
  6. V-Summer sales bro.
  7. V-His shoe of choice was a flip-flop equivalent
  8. O-You get asked out by the roommate/friend after the fact
  9. O-You run into one of his mission "buddies" on the date
  10. R-His mission is his personality. (Food is not authentic enough, forgot English, etc.)
  11. V-Hot-tubbing
  12. R-He got your number from LDS tools
  13. R-Ice cream was involved
  14. O-He said "You can DJ."
  15. O-He mansplained like the wind
  16. V-His name is Jacob, Matthew, Parker, or Nathan
  17. P-Hiked in Provo Canyon. (Stewart, bridal veils, etc.)
  18. O-"Hey this is ____ from the ward..."
  19. O-He's in the Business School & you can TELL
  20. O-He's a hot narcissist with an ugly soul
  21. P-You're asked out <1 day in advance (& he's mad when you're busy)
  22. P-You go on a "drive" to "talk"
  23. O-You will play a sport you were uninformed of
  24. V-He is a little too into fast food, etc.
  25. O-The date exceeds 5 hours
  26. O-Hygiene?
  27. R-He asked how many children you want. (He wants 8)
  28. P-His car reeked of body spray
  29. R-He's surprised you know about a "masculine" topic/activity
  30. V-Too many personal questions were asked on his part