"Hey thisis ____from theward..."Too manypersonalquestionswere askedon his partHis carreeked ofbodysprayYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inHe got yournumber fromLDS toolsHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.His name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanYou will playa sport youwereuninformedofHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)You run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe datePickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHygiene?His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentIce creamwasinvolvedYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factHe'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityHe's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)Hot-tubbingHe askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)You're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)He said"You canDJ."Hemansplainedlike the windThe dateexceeds5 hoursSummersalesbro.He's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulYou go ona "drive"to "talk"Awkwarddouble-date gamenightHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesHe casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcomments"Hey thisis ____from theward..."Too manypersonalquestionswere askedon his partHis carreeked ofbodysprayYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inHe got yournumber fromLDS toolsHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.His name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanYou will playa sport youwereuninformedofHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)You run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe datePickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHygiene?His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentIce creamwasinvolvedYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factHe'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityHe's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)Hot-tubbingHe askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)You're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)He said"You canDJ."Hemansplainedlike the windThe dateexceeds5 hoursSummersalesbro.He's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulYou go ona "drive"to "talk"Awkwarddouble-date gamenightHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesHe casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcomments

The "oh no, Provo" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-"Hey this is ____ from the ward..."
  2. V-Too many personal questions were asked on his part
  3. P-His car reeked of body spray
  4. O-You are surprised with a bonus activity you do not want to participate in
  5. R-He got your number from LDS tools
  6. V-He is a little too into fast food, etc.
  7. V-His name is Jacob, Matthew, Parker, or Nathan
  8. O-You will play a sport you were uninformed of
  9. P-Hiked in Provo Canyon. (Stewart, bridal veils, etc.)
  10. O-You run into one of his mission "buddies" on the date
  11. P-Pickleball and/or bowling was his initial date idea
  12. O-Hygiene?
  13. V-His shoe of choice was a flip-flop equivalent
  14. R-Ice cream was involved
  15. O-You get asked out by the roommate/friend after the fact
  16. R-He's surprised you know about a "masculine" topic/activity
  17. O-He's in the Business School & you can TELL
  18. R-His mission is his personality. (Food is not authentic enough, forgot English, etc.)
  19. V-Hot-tubbing
  20. R-He asked how many children you want. (He wants 8)
  21. P-You're asked out <1 day in advance (& he's mad when you're busy)
  22. O-He said "You can DJ."
  23. O-He mansplained like the wind
  24. O-The date exceeds 5 hours
  25. V-Summer sales bro.
  26. O-He's a hot narcissist with an ugly soul
  27. P-You go on a "drive" to "talk"
  28. R-Awkward double- date game night
  29. P-He prefers to communicate via poor-quality memes
  30. P-He casually made 2+ sexist, homophobic, and/or racist comments