You run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe date"Hey thisis ____from theward..."Hemansplainedlike the windYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factYou go ona "drive"to "talk"He said"You canDJ."Ice creamwasinvolvedThe dateexceeds5 hoursYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.Pickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentHygiene?He casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcommentsToo manypersonalquestionswere askedon his partHe askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)He's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulHe's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHis name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanHis carreeked ofbodysprayHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesSummersalesbro.He'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)You will playa sport youwereuninformedofHot-tubbingYou're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)Awkwarddouble-date gamenightHe got yournumber fromLDS toolsYou run intoone of hismission"buddies" onthe date"Hey thisis ____from theward..."Hemansplainedlike the windYou get askedout by theroommate/friendafter the factYou go ona "drive"to "talk"He said"You canDJ."Ice creamwasinvolvedThe dateexceeds5 hoursYou aresurprised with abonus activityyou do not wantto participate inHe is alittle toointo fastfood, etc.Pickleballand/orbowling washis initialdate ideaHiked in ProvoCanyon.(Stewart, bridalveils, etc.)His shoe ofchoice was aflip-flopequivalentHygiene?He casuallymade 2+ sexist,homophobic,and/or racistcommentsToo manypersonalquestionswere askedon his partHe askedhow manychildren youwant.(He wants 8)He's a hotnarcissistwith anugly soulHe's in theBusinessSchool &you canTELLHis name isJacob,Matthew,Parker, orNathanHis carreeked ofbodysprayHe prefers tocommunicatevia poor-qualitymemesSummersalesbro.He'ssurprised youknow about a"masculine"topic/activityHis mission ishis personality.(Food is notauthenticenough, forgotEnglish, etc.)You will playa sport youwereuninformedofHot-tubbingYou're askedout <1 day inadvance (&he's mad whenyou're busy)Awkwarddouble-date gamenightHe got yournumber fromLDS tools

The "oh no, Provo" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-You run into one of his mission "buddies" on the date
  2. O-"Hey this is ____ from the ward..."
  3. O-He mansplained like the wind
  4. O-You get asked out by the roommate/friend after the fact
  5. P-You go on a "drive" to "talk"
  6. O-He said "You can DJ."
  7. R-Ice cream was involved
  8. O-The date exceeds 5 hours
  9. O-You are surprised with a bonus activity you do not want to participate in
  10. V-He is a little too into fast food, etc.
  11. P-Pickleball and/or bowling was his initial date idea
  12. P-Hiked in Provo Canyon. (Stewart, bridal veils, etc.)
  13. V-His shoe of choice was a flip-flop equivalent
  14. O-Hygiene?
  15. P-He casually made 2+ sexist, homophobic, and/or racist comments
  16. V-Too many personal questions were asked on his part
  17. R-He asked how many children you want. (He wants 8)
  18. O-He's a hot narcissist with an ugly soul
  19. O-He's in the Business School & you can TELL
  20. V-His name is Jacob, Matthew, Parker, or Nathan
  21. P-His car reeked of body spray
  22. P-He prefers to communicate via poor-quality memes
  23. V-Summer sales bro.
  24. R-He's surprised you know about a "masculine" topic/activity
  25. R-His mission is his personality. (Food is not authentic enough, forgot English, etc.)
  26. O-You will play a sport you were uninformed of
  27. V-Hot-tubbing
  28. P-You're asked out <1 day in advance (& he's mad when you're busy)
  29. R-Awkward double- date game night
  30. R-He got your number from LDS tools